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  1. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Although I was self-diagnosed, it wasn't until I started posting here that everyone started pointing out how immaculate my palette was.
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    I dunno man, I feel like calling someone a coon ass will get you a beating in any state above the south. If I walked up to a black man here and casually said something about someone being a coon ass they would instantly think I was referring to a black man. And they would kill me. And dump me in...
  3. Noodleface

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    I got way too much shit going on still to fuck 3x a day, but I am not your demographic as I have a ki.
  4. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I still need to try it and check in BK is my jam
  5. Noodleface

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Even before we had kids - working 8-5 everyday when the hell am I going to have time to fuck 3+ times a night?
  6. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Why not before 9?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I wanted to see if the summoning works.. IT DOES!!! We started pretty late last night, just got a lot of shit to do lately (kid proofing an entire house for instance).
  8. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 3

    Bro unlike you the rest of us can't play right now. All we can do is pile on shitty decisions From has made in the past.
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wife kept me up until 2 last night and I woke up at 6. The real problem is since I'm not young anymore that means I'll be feeling this for a week
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I ain't mad bro, that night I could not hang
  11. Noodleface

    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    Pardon me, I thought "coon" was a racist term for black people. I'm not up on my cajun ethnic slurs. Let's find out what Anita thinks of this.
  12. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He'd rather hang with his bros, They can hang harder
  13. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Exactly, so now you know why the answer is 0
  14. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Back in HM/BRF I almost rerolled a monk because a good monk tank in PUGs was putting me absolutely to shame with similar ilvl. DK's at that point there wasn't much room to tank better, just managing cooldowns and death strike maximization for the bubble. Seemed like monks were able to actually...
  15. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You can only do a forehead kiss if you're kissing her forehead after blasting her with your juice and slurping it up I mean that's the only way I can imagine Onoes was ever doing it based on his posting history
  16. Noodleface

    Uncharted 4: A Thief's End

    Fat people are the last group of people we're allowed to make fun of in America. I had to actually check the article and make sure it wasn't an April Fools joke. Maybe it is and they did it late to throw us off. I loved playing UC2 or UC3 multiplayer (forget which) and they had a weekend...
  17. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My mother works at a group home for mentally retarded people, I'm allowed to talk about them
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh I didn't know she was retarded, I take it all back
  19. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I thought when Eomer broke up with his girlfriend that was the last we had heard the term "lady friend"
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    God forbid player's actual ability shows through when playing a class. What a shame.
  21. Noodleface

    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    "coon ass" sounds like something an ignorant racist would say
  22. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    To be honest it's kind of a pain in the ass right now. The stairs are loud and always wake the kid up when we go up them. Had to install gates last weekend as well. Plus I'm lazy with walking up stairs.
  23. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    My BM is only 82 but why change it? It's slightly different than other tanks and I actually enjoy it. Not really surprised, they always have to change shit every expansion for the sake of changing
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tonight I played guitar , went upstairs and wife was waiting in lingerie. Everyone was happy.
  25. Noodleface

    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Yeah any day I'm on I'll do them. Friday for sure. Guild bank has a ton of shit so I always hand it out to members
  26. Noodleface

    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    I'll bring flasks for everyone. Just trade me when we are there
  27. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    BK fries are great (fuck yall), but bad BK fries are the worst of all fast food places
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    What do you do?

    Buddy started a nice recording studio up here and he does pretty well for himself. Is it worth another mortgage? Tough to say, but if there's a gap in the market and you're really good you could make a killing.
  29. Noodleface

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    I dunno man, I just say what comes to my mind with no filter
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I posted about it in the sex thread (which I am thinking needs a thread title change at this point), but she is actually having a bigger appetite than me.
  31. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    [OC] Video tutorial with tabs for that Nick Jonas solo : Guitar
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It is hard and I partly thank my wife for that. She kept pushing me to "get out of my shell" - a common phrase she used. Now it seems like she's the one in the shell, so I use it on her all the time. I think motherhood has turned her into a recluse.
  33. Noodleface

    Crazy Neighbors Thread

    Yeah that's exactly what we do here. The bordering fences on our yard we aren't exactly sure who's property they're on, but since we didn't put them up I don't care. If they ever came down we'd just add a new section. We specifically made sure for the fence that we did put up we got a survey...
  34. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Much like my sexual orientation, I just browse that thread
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I used to be extremely shy and quiet and a bunch of people told me that other people thought I hated them. Guess what? I changed the way I am to a much more outgoing person and people like me. Sometimes you just need to tell someone they suck at being social and people don't like it. I used...
  36. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    My blood glucose numbers went back up. Dr. is taking me off Glimepiride and putting me on Duetect or something (has glimepiride in it). Kind of disheartening because my sugar went way down from 300 to 140ish, but started creeping back up to 200 even though I've been eating a lot better (no...
  37. Noodleface

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Tarrant already has the one where I said 'tbh I'd suck a dick' or something
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    If I know Blizzard it will be released the last possible day of summer.
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    We are doing some casual friday night raids right now in HFC normal - probably move onto heroic if people think it's a good thing. We're way out from the expansion so just trying to keep the hype alive and recruit while we can. Everyone is welcome - raider or not.
  40. Noodleface

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    I can appreciate a nice looking dong, I mean that's one in a million.