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I bought some corn tortillas and made the grave mistake of eating one raw and it tasted/felt like a dirty flattened turd - is it essential they be cooked? Did I do it wrong?

Sorry, I meant true crime podcasts - not weird shit Edit: I'm only halfway through Serial but I'm already convinced of his guilt. I am starting to turn into a guilter

Well Ruff Ruff, Tweet, and Dave is hilarious in their own way. Some of the shit they say is funny: "If we had 9 bananas and we take away 1, do we have less, the same amount, or more than we started with?" One picks the right answer but you have to laugh when the chicken thinks it's exactly...

Sugar has been bouncing low (88, 100, 110) a few times in the past two weeks so the doctor suggest against Keto for now until my body levels out a bit. 88 was after eating too, so I can't imagine if I hadn't eaten any carbs with the meal. I'll just have to do a normal diet for now. I've...

Took me a few episodes to realize when they said it's always dave, it's really fuckin always dave. Dude loves to eat bananas and go to bed at a reasonable time. My wife got upset that they tool around without seatbelts until I paused it and did a thorough analysis proving her wrong. They do...

I just call him lieutenant dan because for crawling he won't use his legs yet. He just drags his body along with his arms. At first I was worried, but he's progressing everywhere else so I don't let it bother me. He's started to get up onto his knees, he just can't figure out what to do at that...

how did you find a picture of my battlestation?

Sometimes I eat Wendy's to clear myself out

I'm not really that far lol, I'm only level 8. I've been hitting up some side quests.

Mine has about 8 teeth at 9 months but he's still bald as a turd. He's blonde so it makes him look extra bald

I could realistically think of a few ways. Imagine tossing a body in the back of the car and reaching forward with the keys to start the cat and missing. Also if you believe BD, then his neck slice didn't kill teresa so there would be no arterial spray

The sponsors CAn double as your AA sponsor too. I'm. Waiting to call draegan up at 330AM one night when I'm craving the sauce

To be honest after watching hoarders that's an immaculate garage

Guitar hero live is worth $5, game is a piece of shit

I'll hit up KFC. Not sure if tonight or tomorrow night and report back New chicken tenders + wedges + potatoes + gravy It will be my second KFC trip of all time. I can walk to it from my house.

Throat cut in such a way that she didn't die, no less

Ample warning, completely broken link. I see no issue with it. You have to work just to see someone die

I think at that point my dick resembled a hot dog you microwave too long

man i aint short

I don't disagree with any of this. THe judge was mentally retarded, he could've grown up in the Avery family with the way he acted. I'm just saying, physical evidence does exist - not all of it was tainted like the body being behind his house.

I committed the ultimate sin a few years ago and actually fell asleep while she was riding me. This was during the 2-3 times a day stint and I just lost steam one day. Still haven't lived it down.

I have carried the moniker "noodleface" for longer than I can even remember - I'm italian. I did make a hero in COH called BurgerMan and he was as morbidly obese and short as the game allowed

There is physical evidence though. However it got there is obviously in question, but the focus now shifts that Avery does need to prove he is innocent.

It's literally all I have left, let me have this one thing

oh please

I just really like burgers

Only had KFC once and only had taco bell once or twice. My jam was always burger joints

I get the point of the documentary, if we're just basing this discussion on that then I agree thread over. I'm not that obtuse.

Someone, somewhere is paying for that More teeth incoming. I didn't get to sleep last nightzombie status today

I fuck my wife 70 times a day and we both orgasm each time

I like to think there is some truth behind what BD is saying, but it's too tainted to tell. Jesse confessed to multiple people and kept running his mouth about it, I guess that's the difference. BD maintained his innocence until they threatened to tell his mother. Even when the investigator...

I'm arguing the '100% certainty', 95%? sure. maybe even 99%. I can't get on board with 100%.

If you're going to quote me at least quote the whole thing - I said I believed he did it but don't see enough physical evidence to hand out a guilty verdict. I don't think there's anything wrong with that stance. The burden of proof is on the prosecution and to me they did not meet their...

Wait wait wait The ghost thing was not me. It was a mentally retarded step sibling and I posted the video here so we could all laugh at him Edit: I mean to say it was my wedding, but I did not offer that up as proof - i just wanted everyone to laugh at him

all pizza is the same

Episode 8 is basically the climax of the series

No, the only thing they address is the EDTA 'test'

We had a long engagement, I think it might've been here

I just think saying you have 100% certainty it didn't happen there isn't fair. We don't know where she died.

It's a long story that is documented somewhere in this thread (it might've been on FOH). We went from having sex 2-3 times a day to 0 for awhile. I think it was the stress of planning a wedding, I really don't know. It was a hot issue for awhile but we came (heh) out of it for the better...