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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah man I outlined it in the health thread. I did some stupid shit. I barely ever get drunk, I was enabled by a lot of people, I made conscious decisions to overdo it too much. I mean here I am owning up to it. I'm not even complaining about my wife being pissed, you guys are. I made a...
  2. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I take immense pride but there are dudes at work that are there when you get in and also when you leave. The guys writing emails at 10pm.
  3. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Type 2. Doctors don't believe me when I tell them because I'm not massively overweight and relatively healthy in every other aspect. One actually accused me of lying.
  4. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    1600 is coma/death level, jeez. I was around 300ish and felt like I ruined eveyrones lives.
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    What do you do?

    I take immense pride in my work, personally.
  6. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    So guys I need to go full disclosure here. If you read the marriage thread you know last night I was rushed to the ER for alcohol poisoning. My blood sugar was super high and shit as well. Anyways, my blood sugar a few years ago started to stabilize and being the dumbest I am I decided I...
  7. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We had a sitter and then family stepped in when bad shit went down. He was up around the time I got released this morning. Just glad I didn't shit myself
  8. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    2 free bottles of wine at each table that no one wanted, drank 2 by myself. Then a bunch of Bay breezes and several shots of Captain. I also pregamed with patron.
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not this year haha
  10. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I didn't give a speech, although I did the watch me whip dance in front of everyone. Then I was a maniac all night, apparently I was a party animal. I kept forcefully pulling people out to the floor. The dj said he'd never seen so many people dancing at a wedding. Then out of nowhere I said...
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So I partied fuckin hard last night. How hard? You're probably wondering. Hard enough to be sent via ambulance with alcohol poisoning to the ER and stay overnight. I am such an idiot.
  12. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Also my kid changed from shitting has pants 6 times a day in small poops to one giant ass explosion once a day. It's gross...
  13. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    It was. I think initially the echo scared him and then the amount of people kept him scared all night.
  14. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    How can you taste the poop if coffee already tastes like shit?
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    What do you do?

    If you toss your resume up on monster you don't even have to look for jobs, you'll have 6000 recruiters hitting you up by the next day. No joke.
  16. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So tomorrow is my brothers wedding. I'm getting hammered and performing silentos watch me. The dj confirmed it. If it ends up on YouTube I'll post it here
  17. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    We have a pretty strong qa staff but they barely ever pick anything important up, Usually the product groups are reporting it to us. Kind of pointless to me.
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    Parent Thread

    Went to my brothers wedding rehearsal and dinner tonight and brought the kid because he's usually awesome. Screamed his head off the entire time. Like 3 hours straight. Never happened before and he stopped as soon as we got in the car. No idea what the fuck happened.
  19. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    150 price drop is seriously doubtful I'll eat a shoe with ketchup if it happens
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Yeah that guy tottally looks normal.
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    What do you do?

    What field? I just started up and Indeed, Monster, and Glassdoor so far have been the best for me.
  22. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I use the term hipster pretty much all the time, but in my mind I have a perfect image of a hipster: Shaved sides of head, slicked back hairFull long beard or handlebar mustache - beard oil necessarySkintight jeans or ironic slacksPointy elf shoes or chukkasCraft beer (or now bowl of cereal)...
  23. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I joined some rerolled destiny chat group or some shit when the game first came out and for like 6 months I kept getting tons of messages while I was playing until I finally decided to stop being a pleb and leave the group
  24. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    It's not like I sometimes spend 2 hours looking for some obscure documentation here that when I find it ends up being 7 years out of date. That actually happens every day nevermind
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    Time to bail on Adblock?

    FYI adblock has an option: "Allow some non-intrusive advertising" You can just disable it... for now...
  26. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Oh Cool that makes total sense. I'm glad the ps4 ui is so intuitive and not shitty at all
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Vinyl records? Sometimes I have to code in assembly, that's like those people trying to playback sounds "recorded" on old pottery
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    You've been released. I am in fear for my life.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    All this hipster talk is causing me to have an existential crisis Are boardgame cafes hipster? Oh god.. What am I? What is the point?
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    The Muppets (new Muppet Show for 2015)

    Not really enjoying this and I'm a huge muppets fan If they had a show with just Bobo it would be a riot, that bear makes me laugh my ass of with everything he does
  31. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    But I was the trigger man
  32. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    The guy has a baby at home, the last thing he wants is to sleep in a house with a baby on his vacation away from his devil spawn
  33. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Springfield is like an hour from my work (2 hours from my house). We can make it happen probably, we can discuss my promotion and annual raise.
  34. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    We have a guy that just doesn't wear deodorant. He smells like body odor constantly and you can smell him coming. This is a grown man working in a very large office. They do get hired. Most of them just learn personal hygiene after college I think. This guy is foreign so that could have...
  35. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    Contact ASRock and see if the BIOS chip is user-replaceable or if you can RMA the board. The BIOS is dying during the DXE IPL phase which is pretty early and it seems fairly common on your board. Have you recently flashed a BIOS or changed your CPU? My guess is the BIOS on there is corrupt...
  36. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    You're in engineering, get used to BO.
  37. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    But I don't drink coffee
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    That's the worst part, 1 year on the job and due to layoffs and people quitting I'm second highest seniority on the team - the other guy refuses to travel which is weird to me since he's single and still plays aion. I'll get the run down from my boss. The rules state if an expense isn't...
  39. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Also Cad thinks we're really upset but in reality I just worry about my kid. Not to the point where I'll be standing outside the classroom windows in the rain with a sad face or putting on brass knuckles and sending the father to an early grave or anything. I just hope my kid can deal with it