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  1. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    If you can't joke about ass problems then this is not a world I want to live in
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Isn't the goto app grubhub?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    What they're saying is you need to twirl your handlebar mustache while drinking your peach pale ale crafted in a microbrewery in some guys back yard while tossing a sack onto a corn hole board while saying "yes I want to send myself to an early grave by eating gluten" into the iPad they use as a...
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    No Kuriin the correct response is 'fuck comcast'
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    Parent Thread

    With "no child left behind" nowadays can they really kick a kid out of school? Seems pretty counter-intuitive.
  6. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Thanks, I picked up the cracking the coding interview book as it seems like something just good to have in general. Also merry rapings to you.
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    Parent Thread

    Wife's starting working overnight several times a week, means Noodledad is in charge - let's hope I don't fuck the kid up too much
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Can anyone else recommend any good reading for coding interviews? In bios we don't really employ crazy algorithms or data structures, but reading this companies previous interview questions has me worried. None look like they're aimed at firmware specifically, so it's probably a small team.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Sorry this is reading like Noodle's personal blog. The company called me in a panic and wants to do a phone interview tomorrow and wanted to "squeeze it in before the long weekend." Maybe I can use that to my advantage.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I don't like change and I don't like dealing with glorified salesmen.
  11. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    heh heh heh
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Spoke to one company today. Their phone was really shitty so I had trouble understanding the guy (chinese, too). Commute is longer, but i can take the T (train) in at least which is better than driving into Boston from the south. Seems like compensation is similar with better and worse...
  13. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yeah but instead of funny he just came off as old white racist guy, which I mean when you look at the colonel that's what he is, but it was unsettling to me for some reason. Like black people need any more ammunition against whites. Norm is a much more pleasing person to listen to, and quite...
  14. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Speaking of KFC - Norm MacDonald makes a way better Colonel than that racist looking shitty guy they had before
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    What do you do?

    recruiters are killing me. I put my resume up on Monster and I'm getting at least 20 calls per day and as many emails. Most of them I think are for multiples of the same job listings, so it's nuts.
  16. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Just for the record to clear the air a bit, when a post/PM is reported we all see it. Also, when someone is infracted we have another subforum where a post is created that shows that infraction (same PM you got). So we are all doubly-informed of your infraction in this case. Anyways, if you...
  17. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I made her eat those and then I made 6 Linguica patties and ate all of them in one sitting. All on their own buns. This is why I have diabetes.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I hated the buffalo chicken sausage patties so bad I made my wife eat the leftovers, and she did. Great success.
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Looks like that ISP is looking to be the first at 10Gbps too. What's the pricing? Here's one in NC offering 10Gbps for $400/mo - Comcast charges more for 750Mbps City-run ISP makes 10Gbps available to all residents and businesses | Ars Technica
  20. Noodleface

    Depression

    Unfortunately I was in engineering so every project for 4 years was a group project. I'm the same with dancing. Won't dance in front of people but if I get drunk they call me crazylegs.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Tried them, gross. I just don't like chicken sausage at all. Just give me pork..
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Everything is going to be okay
  23. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    OK man. Well now you have my official position on it.
  24. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    I was hoping the punchline was "do you want one?"
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I don't question or reverse other mod infractions, I leave that to tuco or draegans discretion. If that's pussy shit then I am a gaping vagina
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    What would you like us to say?
  27. Noodleface

    Left big 4 IT consulting for smaller firm - AMA

    Let's have a XF team meeting and we can discuss your concerns
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah I looked back on how I worded it and now I'm joining the depression thread
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    Left big 4 IT consulting for smaller firm - AMA

    No way man, it's all about the buzz words. For instance, if I say "Ok, to further leverage our unique skillsets in emerging technology market plays we'll need to form a tiger team of six sigma black belts that follow a best in breed ideology with positive goals and marketplace presence...
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I never removed you... UNLESS YOU REMOVED ME!!!
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    If I popped on this sometime this weekend are there any bros interested in power levelling me? Kind of just want to check out the changes and I've already levelled every class up before
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Does the boy understand where mom's going or do you just tell him she's staying with friends or something?
  33. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    My father in law gave me some Al Fresco or some fuck Buffalo Chicken Sausage Patties the other day, he was really excited about trying them. Disgusting. -3/10, do not recommend.
  34. Noodleface

    Uncharted 4: A Thief's End

    These games I just beat and don't collect anything. Even TLoU i barely did upgrade stuff because the game was so piss easy. I barely even used ammo, mostly meleed people.
  35. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    You need to get in on that 2 for $5 at BK
  36. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't know how you can spend $9 on two people at BK unless you're some sort of weird pygmy mutant from Act III in Diablo 2. I spend around $12 and usually get a double whopper meal (LARGE), and either a chicken fry, two nugget things, or two double cheeseburgers in addition to the meal...
  37. Noodleface

    Depression

    Hey that was only once! Walking around in t-shirts and jeans did the trick for me. I never told anyone except for a couple people, one of which was a mega hot chick who was my lab partner for a few years - probably could've slammed it. Anyways, not bringing attention to the fact that I Was...
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    If google wasn't getting cock blocked everywhere it'd probably be faster
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm pretty skilled at tossing bean bags at a block of wood