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  1. Noodleface

    a_skeleton_03

    Fuck this shit
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I had to brute force -or whatever the fuck you want to call it- write some code and I just felt like a shitty person doing it. No awesome efficient loops, nothing common, just one big diarrhea blast of poop in the codebase. When someone goes to fix that they'll feel like a hero
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Fuckin idiot used 31 lines and I did it in 2
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    True Detective

    Right now it just feels like a really drawn out, gritty, cop movie. Glacially slow.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well now I'm just offended
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I unfortunately know things about my mother-in-law too, things I won't repeat and don't want to think about
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I ate at Guy's Burger Bar 3 times a day when I was on my cruise, shit was free so whatever. Also ate many a 3AM pizza because it was free as well. Ate the worst I've ever eaten. Chysamere it could be a good idea if people follow through with it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    There was a short period of time where I was breaking condoms all the time. The wife was in between birth control pills (switching) and she got dried up fairly easily, plus we were doing the deed like 3 times a day. It was a scary moment in my life. That said, I knew when one broke instantly...
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    Smartphones

    The same type of people that think the world doesn't need google fiber because we'll never use that much speed, or whatever that corporate person said about it
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    TecKnoe

    Teck in the most basic sense we need people to not go around using racial epithets and shit. I listed a bunch of infractions you received for it, leaving out the myriad of reports we receive about it. The doctor program is for rehabilitation of such behavior. If you work with him he will...
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    Smartphones

    They already got rid of the cap looool
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Joeboo eats taco bell 46 times a day. He posted his transactions I go about once a month, used to go twice a day and got the betes
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    Desktop Computers

    Yeah and eq2 is still optimized for single core. Runs like shit still because of it
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    Desktop Computers

    Core 2 series were so good, at that time iirc didn't Intel go multicore and amd tried to go single core high frequency?
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    A 30 year quest/dream maybe this week

    Well there is a Ys for SNES, but I was referring to Sega Master System
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    A 30 year quest/dream maybe this week

    Ys for the master system is one of my favorite RPGs of all time
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    *He does and I've seen it
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He does, and we've seen it
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    Desktop Computers

    I'm honestly surprised AMD has stayed in the PC CPU market for so long, their stuff has been basically shit for such a long time. When the higher-tiers of your processors are shittier than Intels lower tier i3's, there is a problem. We won't even touch AMD at work
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    A 30 year quest/dream maybe this week

    Meanwhile I'm trying to figure out if I'm eating mac n cheese for dinner or chicken nuggets
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    True Detective

    I got so much backlash for that shit in the GOT thread that I'm never touching a TV thread ever again
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Soygen you're an idiot. You put it just on the balls, that's it.
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    Desktop Computers

    If he pulled the CMOS battery for at least 15-30 seconds then custom BIOS settings should be wiped
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    Desktop Computers

    Is there even that much performance increase from gen 3 to 4?i would assume not
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    Desktop Computers

    For gaming PC's it's almost always cheaper, although by how much is dependent upon what you're building. Going with a pre-built company you're definitely paying for overhead.
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    Desktop Computers

    That's essentially what I'm dealing with here, although a little less strict. He's a bit OCD with certain things, computers being one of them. I was just saying I'll never talk him out of a tower, he doesn't believe in anything else. If it helps someone else then that's good, but he will...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We have to move on from Onoes, he's no longer with us.
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    Desktop Computers

    Ok I wasn't clear with this in my post. My dad is one of those Tim Allen type dudes with PC's. MORE POWER! He bought a brand new laptop and said it was a slow piece of shit. A tablet is absolutely out of the question. The only problem with him is he doesn't understand technology.. he's just got...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I have complete wiener control I agree with this. Missionary i have a feel hard time with, throw her in doggy style and give me 15 seconds and I'm good.
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    Current television show recommendations

    The problem with falling skies is it has the most unlikable cast since the walking dead
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    My son's friend hit's his mother...Mother kicks son out. Now friend over my house.

    Denzel is too small, gotta be the rock
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    Hodj

    Man I never thought I had saggy balls but twice now mine have dipped into the water and received The Witch's Kiss
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I used to have that problem, was an anxiety thing. Now Im just average
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well I was an idiot before too. When I first started dating my wife I did not expect things to get hot and heavy so fast and thus did not have condoms on me. She uttered the words "It's ok, just cum inside me" and I did it. Jesus Christ I was a moron. I mean it worked out. But definitely...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Chysamere you are a hero. I'll save it for something cooler
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    Desktop Computers

    So I built my brother in laws computer over the weekend. It turned on the first time and everything, although I did forget to plug in a fan case, so no real issue after that was plugged in. I hadn't built a PC in like 16 years or something crazy, but I didn't tell him that. He's 21 but still...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't care how many people tell me the pull out method is effective I am never gonna put my faith in it.
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    My son's friend hit's his mother...Mother kicks son out. Now friend over my house.

    I walked my brother a mile to school when he was 5 and I was 8 every single day as well. Quite frankly I'm surprised we weren't raped and thrown in a ditch
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    The Fast Food Thread

    That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of. God, definitely don't send any of those to me after I PM you my address and give you money.
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    My son's friend hit's his mother...Mother kicks son out. Now friend over my house.

    My brother and I were home alone all summer when we were 10 and 13 during the hours my parents worked. We're alive.