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I can just picture this broad with her mother, the parrot, squawking shit into her ear.

I've polished off a few pints of Haagen Daaz strawberry ice cream, that shit is fuckin crack. My wife is 100 pounds and I'm fairly confident she could eat two pints in one sitting and sprinkle in some chocolates and a soda.

Hey guys, every game ever uses one of the 4 main buttons to jump... LETS USE R1

Fuck, remember when Nintendo consoles actually came with real games too? Super Mario World is one of the best games ever, Not including a charger is unforgivable. If my Game Gear didn't come with a charger I would have only played it once.

If certain people come we have retarded dps (couple 30k+ guys), but if not we have "good" dps (over 20k for all/most). I told people to just stop dpsing if they had to, but still people die.

Mist, just sit back and enjoy the ride. McCheese's ride.

Walmart sells a giant 800 lb bag of fruity pebbles (real brand, not store brand) for like $5, I love it. But then you're that dude in line with a giant bag of fruity pebbles

I prefer fruity pebbles because I am a man child

I think it's in both their names. I was just curious for myself.. let's say I have little faith in the two of them right now.

I was just echoing what someone else said earlier to try and sound funny, I didn't know the specifics

This guy is not a main character material type of guy. Dwight was great because he would just pop in with that off the wall shit, not because he was the focus.

You could probably go to the DirecTV office and say your boxes are broken and you'd like new ones. I've brought broken stuff to Comcast and they've replaced it.. and they're like the worst.

My brother in law and his girlfriend, yes.. girlfriend, just closed on a house today. They make about 50-75% of what me and my wife make, live very lavishly, and bought a house that was over $300k. It's dated inside (very 70's, wood panelling walls, 90's style kitchen, carpet everywhere, MORE...

A lot of people came back to this game and to our casual guild with a lot more ferocity than a casual player would ever have, when things stopped being fun and people got burnt out or left the guild I just sat there confused. The minivan dads will always have a place for those who want to sit in...

No his mom moved out of her own house because her son wouldnt

He was a little overtuned for your run of the mill pug heroic group lol

Our X1 box is constantly pulling that "need to restart" bullshit and it's annoying. My wife was watching the patriots a week ago and it kept popping up. We ignored it and it decided to go away on its own. It's such a terrible system. Sometimes it won't record shows, sometimes it's just frozen...

I can't change McCheese's avatar because I feel like he has reached his final form (as shown in his profile pic)

He'll be "okay"

H Twins is super easy but on Saturday it seems people derp the fire. We had a pug healer just straight up stand in it.

My wife bought me the 24 book package last year for my birthday. Its tough to tell the worth based on the outrageous price of audio books. I'd pay $60 or more for a 40+ hour RPG so if a 56 hour book is $35 then I think that's fair. I think the 24 month package comes out to like $10 a book. And...

Hey man, at least you can admit you fucked up. A lot of dudes would just blame the woman. Sorry to hear it, in any case.

Just doing Saturday raids from now on. Wednesday is always fucked up with low amounts attending, so I'm giving up on it. The Saturday crew is gonna rip ass through BRF Normal then Heroic, I'll focus my energies there. At least I joined a pug that cleared normal in under 2 hours and finally...

If you really don't feel good I wouldn't wait a week. If its that bad and you aren't pooping it could be serious

Bros I'll form a normal HM at 9:00 est 6:00 ST. Fast run so be prepared to rock it

It's actually a pretty good documentary, at least I thought it was..

Some speculation of a Mana series game. I'm seeing a lot of Crystals, if it's one of those shitty crystal series games like on Gamecube I'm flipping a fuckin' table. If it didn't specifically say PS4 I would've guessed another mobile game.

Dude you probably levelled up your diabetes

I'm totally an outlier here but I enjoy Audible.

I've watched a whole bunch of the BRF fights and they all look a lot more intense than HM and the zone has more of a classic raid feel to it in terms of looks/design (multiple wings, etc).

I'll be there every week even if it's just me and i'm jerking off watching blood elf females shake dat ass.. with tears in my eyes

All the bros are leaving, only sad minivan dads are left

That's literally one of the most disgusting things I've ever read.

im gonna start kicking soy for being a poopy pants

This is my first season watching this. The fat dude was absolutely hilarious, especially during the machine setup. He has a good personality. NASA chick is definitely a cunt head. She looks fuckin creepy too. Don't really find any of the chicks hot, but semi-good looking I guess. Gollum is...

If you're looking for mythic don't join us, most that are looking for mythic are apping to other guilds/servers

Alliance? You in the wrong neighborhood ::smacking wrench into hand::

Cool man, and we're basing this off the thought that BRF will also be 2x tank, X DPS, Y Healers. If it changes we can adjust.

If it makes you feel any better my bumper got scratched and her car got totaled. Serves her right.

You'd probably be better served to apply as a DPS with a tank offspec fully geared.