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  1. amigo

    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    Cringe and boring... Plus some ultra "Tolkien" level of writing, here is my fav so far: Celedumb and Elrosoy take a stroll to Moria?! Really? They show up at the gate, just as if they walked to a neighbor's house.Knock knock, fuck off. So Elrosoy tells give me a few days to make it work. End of...
  2. amigo

    The Last of Us

    Yes, you have used the correct pronouns: was/were (part of the ~40%).
  3. amigo

    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    Here's what happens in EP1: -Guyladriel uses time travel to come to our time for hairstyle and body+junk mutilation advice, - xhe bumps into MoonGirl Layla and they address toxic patriarchy and how sometrhing has to be done, - xhe then visits Vag-hulk (no, not Banner, the other Vag-hulk) for...
  4. amigo

    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    That raggedy guy in The Lord of The Rings: The Rings of Power teasers? Gandalf. When Gandalf yelled 'Too soon, you have awakened me an age too soon, Executus" I couldn't have been more happier because Galadriel can now drop tier2 plate pants. Amazon, more Tolkien than Tolkien himself.
  5. amigo

    House of the Dragon

    15/10 bestererest thing ever made for TV, universe changing experience. 6 out of 5 urinalists would recommnend it. Watch this instead of We shit on Tolkien: Dildos of Power up yours.
  6. amigo

    She-Hulk

    I couldn't even watch reviews of this dogshit, every time they showed actual footage my brain started screaming. Still waiting on Nerdrotic, maybe he will make it work.
  7. amigo

    Twitch.tv

    They stick if you pay them.What can you do, small indie company..And they just burned a bazillion on Lord of the Hobbiton shithouses. Fuggers made me redo my filters that cut all the extra crap off the screen.
  8. amigo

    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    They don't... they don't understand, and they don't even think about it either. It's all woke fan fiction that shits all over original Tolkien. Most people know very little about Tolkien other than what they remember from the LotR and Hobbit movies, and will consume any shit they label as "Tolkien".
  9. amigo

    The Boys

    A rather weak ending, disappointing body count :\. SL's wet fart scene was stupid, everyone was fighting and then suddenly just standing there for 10+ seconds waiting on her to power up. When did Maeve lose her powers? When SB "exploded" or afterwards? They were still up in the air at least 20...
  10. amigo

    Thor: Love and Thunder (2021)

    I liked Ragnarok quite a lot, but this is way worse. One and done (obligatory thank you to the TPB streaming service). All over the place, most jokes didn't land with me, should've kept the better half and scrap the rest. CGI Portman was off-putting (but done much better than Taskma'am), TT as...
  11. amigo

    The Boys

    Starlight's "i quit" statement is so cute. Homelander: I'll take a few days off in <starllight's hometown> with your parents. A-jogger is no#1 racist, that's the point (reflecting real world situation).
  12. amigo

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    10/10, would not watch again.
  13. amigo

    TRON: Ares

    There must be a backup copy somewhere :P.
  14. amigo

    Cyberpunk 2077

    All I remember is they nerfed crafting epic granades with (un)common comps and dismantling them for epic comps :(. Still waiting on a worthwhile DLC to replay it again (it's been 1.5+ years).
  15. amigo

    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    That's a tall order for the imperial franchise destroyer Disney.
  16. amigo

    The Boys

    My "prroblem" is, they are doing it again. OK, they had 3 doses, they could've used them strategically and that's that (forces them to make interesting choices etc., like it's been mentioned above). Then Hughie wasted one for his own kicks and everyone is fine with that (other than being...
  17. amigo

    The Boys

    Too much of the green bottle stuff (esp. Hughie, gtfo), ruining the show for me.
  18. amigo

    Mad God (2022)

    Did I just see a hippo having boobs as a butt (0:36-0:39)?
  19. amigo

    Diablo 4 / IV / IIII / Fore / Cope / Seethe

    Giving my $$$ to ActiBlizz and M$ at the same time? Sure, it's on my to-do list right after chopping my dick+balls off, strapping them to my forehead and tattooing "faggot" on my chin. Don't even have to ask "single player + offline?" this time.
  20. amigo

    Aquaman 2

    Nah, I think she has a great future in the movie industry. Ditch Ezra Miller, all of them, get her to play Flash.If she can do it in real-life she is the best choice for the job: take a picture, change lighting (it wasn't a photoshop, she's never lying!!), make a backup of the picture, delete it...
  21. amigo

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    I was kinda hoping this would be watchable and had decided to wait until the end to binge it but it looks like I won't have to. KK is the Amber Turd of cultural vandalism.
  22. amigo

    Star Trek: Picard

    Amber Turd? Rhymes with Trek Shit.
  23. amigo

    Top Gun: Maverick (2020)

    This was ok. Rehash of the first movie for the most part. Don't think too much about what you see and, of course, diversity hires sucked. Surprisingly, "new Iceman" was the least cringe IMO. Felt like the young ones in The Expendables 3(?), gtfo with that crap and give me more of the 80s/90s...
  24. amigo

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

    Even after all the recent crap they have produced, Marvel still gets to entertain thanks to videos like this one:
  25. amigo

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

    More entertaining than the movie itself (spoiler alert):
  26. amigo

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)

    Woke and dumb and woke and CGI and woke and whatever. Vote for TPB for 2022 Nobel prize in ecomonics, it's long overdue.
  27. amigo

    Morbius (2020)

    They ruined him forever for me by making him a Stark's bitch in IW/EG.
  28. amigo

    Moon Knight

    And what does that have to do with the series? Anyway: (MCU in general, MK ~11:30).
  29. amigo

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Wrath was the last xpak I played back in the day (only classic on private servers afterwards for me) and yeah, TOC was a dumpsterfire, lazy design. Hated both 5man and the raid, thanks to jousting and single room design. The only good thing out of it was our first kill of the final boss on...
  30. amigo

    Moon Knight

    Aaaaaand it's shit. Bait and switch is complete: "Moon Layla and Beta Knight". Same shit as Loki it looks like (only watched reviews of that, 5x more fun than woke dumpsterfire). If I cared about Marvel*.* I'd tell them to eat shit and die or something, but I don't. Zero sum, the outcome was...
  31. amigo

    Halo

    Anyone watching this dogshit? Just fastforwarded through EP4 in ~5min, and it was almost all talk talk talk. Don't think I've seen a single shot fired.
  32. amigo

    Moon Knight

    Yep, that was a bad episode and they're on thin ice now.They lost me in the opening scene and never recovered.
  33. amigo

    Moon Knight

    After EP2 I''d say still pretty good. My complaints are with Layla (and it looks like I'm not the only one, and completely agree she's way too young when paired with Isaac). When she is on the screen it falls apart for me. Not because it's super woke (it's just moderately woke :P ), and I'll...
  34. amigo

    Moon Knight

    Other than playing him briefly in Marvel Heroes (rip), no effing idea who or what that guy is, but EP1 was pretty good. Don't fuck it up with woke trash ><. This is the first and only thing that Marvel produced since Endgame that I don't rate as trash.
  35. amigo

    Morbius (2020)

    Score: dogshit.
  36. amigo

    Tiny Tina's Wonderlands

    Would be the same for me, but they ruined it with slag. Hopefully this one is less than 60gb disk space, so worst case it will replace BL3 I downloaded from TPB appstore ~2.5 years ago and haven't even bothered to install.
  37. amigo

    The Batman

    What's in the box? A sparkly turd...
  38. amigo

    New World

    Don't diversity and inclusion worry, diversity and inclusion will diversity and inclusion solve all diversity and inclusion your diversity and inclusion problems.
  39. amigo

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    Zero fucks given if Ricky Gervais is not hosting it.
  40. amigo

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Is this Mixer v2.0?