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  1. Varia Vespasa

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    Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers, a minor goddess on the Discworld. When someone rattles a drawer and cries "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it? Who bought this? Do we ever use it?", even though the person might be genuinely irritated or even exasperated, it is...
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    Yup, WW1. Entered service in 1917. First tank with a fully traversable turret. Built a bit over 3000 of them before the end of the war, and several hundred more shortly after. Sold a number of them to various nations, including Japan and China. Still had about 1500 in service at the...
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    Greyhound (2020)

    Alistair MacLean's first book HMS Ulysses is quite similar in many ways too, and still worth a read I think.
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    New to the internet, are you? :P Permit me to combine your bleach with the appropriate response to give you this...
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    Its a bad painting- there's no smoke from the fire and it isnt blowing in their faces regardless of where they sit. Here's a better picture-
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    I believe you are unclear on what should be photographed in the mist...
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    Its a troll house with a mother-in-law suite, whats the problem?
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    And google says the answer is yes. (And that she used both sides but preferred the right side.) She had 4 kids, but no easy info on which side(s) they came from. Suspect the right since her first pregnancy was on the left side and had to be aborted due to medical complications. Whoops, as has...
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    Havent been on that one, dont think it was there when I was down in LA for Mplor's wedding. Been on the USS Alabama, USS Texas, and the HMS Belfast though. Also the Golden Hinde replica, the royal yacht HMY Britannia and the SS Great Britain back when it was basically a hulk in the late...
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    The walls have Veruschka.
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    You benighted heathen!!!
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    If you had been butt fucking it you probably wouldnt need to go for the ultrasound... :P
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    I guess it's that time again-
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    Amateurs- this is how you give someone the fingers!...
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    Maybe, but Arnie Conan still Best Conan!
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    Divinity: Original Sin 2

    Pay particular attention to saving some of the named stuff, particularly the ring of intelligence. Certain of them can be upgraded this way to be top-end gear later on. Also pay attention to collecting/buying all the ingredients you can for certain scrolls, like teleport, apotheosis and skin...
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    Totally failed to make the casting cost Red, White and BLUE...
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    Imaginary Business Idea for Daughter

    She can identify as a chinese gold farmer and be her own cheap labor!
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    Imaginary Business Idea for Daughter

    I voted for levelling the pokemon. There's always people too lazy to do it and who will pay you for it, as all the power-levelling services for various games attest.
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    I dunno if I'd be quite so quick to tease a lvl 19 wizard...
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    Friend of mine is teleworking a compressor install in Egypt this week. Has to get up stupid early due to the time difference, including on Sundays since the muslim (or at least Egyptian) weekend being Friday/Saturday rather than our Saturday/Sunday.
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    Spring 2020 Anime Thread

    Where's the info on the Gate season?
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    Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord

    Typical leftist- always trying to stop people being successful... :P
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    Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord

    Theyre busy looting your corpse of all that fancy shit you bought for yourself of course! :P
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    Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord

    I usually do several tournaments as my start-up in a new game to get some cash to buy gear with as well. Friend pointed out the release an hour ago or so so I'm about to fire this up now. :)
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    I'm not sure thats what they mean when they say your girlfriend has baggage...
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    Is it me, or has she sun-burnt the fuck out of her butt?
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    The D&D thread

    Remember that it was a one-shot, they were pre-warned, and I already thought the module was dumb and vastly overrated so I didnt care. In normal play they have time limits or other issues that mostly prevent that kind of thing. The current version has been adjusted to no longer be vulnerable...
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    I used to have that problem. Solution-
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    The D&D thread

    Never liked that module myself. The difficulty was completely trivial except for one deathtrap (the sphere) and a new made-up monster that was either ridiculously overpowered or a joke, depending on whether or not you knew the trick. Only monster worse that that is the @&@^$% cat-humping...
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    Sure, right up till it sinks in the next 4-5 seconds unless maybe you pick up that red juice glass like NOW. You can see it taking on water through the closer hand-hold. :p The fruit bowl will probably survive but everything else is toast.
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    Pro-tip for Stage 4- if your body cant make up its mind if its hold or cold and youre sweating, AND youre awake enough to realize it then you can fix the problem by making up its mind for it, by having a hot shower. Presumably a cold shower would work too, but I havent tried it. Yeah a...
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    Is it gay if the hotdogs touch?...
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    The idiots are thinking of fecal transplants which are indeed a thing, but NOT IF YOU FUCKING COOK IT! And not if the patient already has a perfectly healthy gut flora. And its a thing for some great apes for mothers to make antibodies to pass on to her nursing offspring through her milk. These...
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    Retard Dumping Ground

    The idiots are thinking of fecal transplants which are indeed a thing, but NOT IF YOU FUCKING COOK IT! And not if the patient already has a perfectly healthy gut flora. And its a thing for some great apes for mothers to make antibodies to pass on to her nursing offspring through her milk...