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Welp, so much for that plan. She went to bed all moody. I'm going to have a pop tart and then jerk off. Yaaaaay married life

Hopefully about 2 hours from now. She's had 2 Jack and cokes so things are looking optimistic.

Agreed. It was actually pretty interesting seeing a business being built from ground up and seeing the challenges along the way. I took several notes in hopes of opening my own business later on.

It's not illegal. Just very taboo Polygamy on the other hand...

Saturday. She surprised me by coming downstairs with high heels on and one of my button dress shirts. She's fucking fantastic in bed. Pretty much made her look like a Krispy Kreme donut when I finished. In our college days we did it 2-3 times per day. After marriage and kids were lucky if we...

After getting her number did you wait two days before texting her?

If it gives him a blank check to bang other chicks in front of her without repercussion, then why not?

4 catholic school girls are driving to the beach when they get into a horrific car accident and die. Their souls go up to heaven where they meet St Peter standing in front of the closed gates of heaven. Beside him is a pool of holy water. He says, "before I can let you into heaven you must...

My son wanted to see it so I went in trying to have an open mind and hoping it wouldn't be too terrible. I was face palming about 30 minutes in. I maybe chuckled twice during the whole thing (hemworth scenes) but it's fair to say I walked out without seeing/hearing one memorable...

Still need to catch up. This one is my fav of all her pics she did on her shoot.

I updated the sign but since there's no "upload" feature yet this will have to do.

Have any of you dealt with hair loss? I'm almost 40 and I've noticed that my hair is thinning out on top too much for my liking. I've always had thick black hair and neither my father or mothers side have had hair loss issues. I'm not panicking yet, but I have started using Nioxin to just...

Any of you been to the Bootlegger out there? I caught it on an episode of Anthony Bordain and seemed kinda cool in an old school dinner and show type of way.

I've been on straterra for a few months now to help with anxiety/depression at work. Fucking mellows me out to the point I'm a zombie. I don't particularly enjoy the feeling, but I'll take it for now over the constant stress/dread my bosses subject me to.

I heard that the show Absinthe is supposed to be pretty good. I haven't been in a couple of years though.

I was thinking about casting on Twitch tonight, but instead I'm hoping the kids go to sleep so the wife will put on something sensationally slutty. On 4th rum and coke btw

Definitely doing this when I go in December. Gonna try to get the wife to wear short skirt and tee up some shots while there.

Look who decided to become a pop star now!

People over 65 who dont understand technology and are in the self check out lane at the grocery store...with at least 25 items....15 of which are produce that needs to be keyed in vs scanned...AND they have coupons. Makes me want to choke a bitch.

Yeah. That's exactly the type of chick you want to dip your wick into and then piss off when you want out. Don't stick your dick In crazy especially if she knows how to handle a blade. I bet the sex is epically rough and nasty though. Video of her here Stephanie Figueroa Creative Weapons...

In the 80s if your mall didnt have one of these, then it wasn't worth shit. Many hours and quarters were consumed at these wonderful venues.

After my stint in TV/Film and prior to my IT job now I worked with EA for a couple years as a tester/QA. It was a great job but only filled 9 months out of the year due to only 3-4 titles being worked on during the year. Pay was low, hours could get nuts during BETA testing (noon-4am/6 days a...

Sorry to hear that man. I'd be like Boobie Miles in Friday Night Lights if I had to go through something like that. Pic somewhat related as it was the first thing that jumped in my head after reading that first line.

Surely, there must be some new pics of his wife he's ready to post.

My fantasy job was "Doctor" but mostly because that's what my dad is. It stayed with me until Calc 2 and it was a big fat Nooope.

Well, shit. That dream got crushed before I left HS.

Perhaps it's mid-life crisis settling in early but I can't help but stare out the office window at my well paying IT job everyday and wonder, "How the fuck did I end up here and why am I miserable" Fresh out of college I had dreams of being a film editor, being creative, and quietly...

You should talk to J49. He's pretty good with resurrecting sub-par sex life with the wife/gf.... It may set you back 20-40 bucks but it apparently works.

I've learned that it's probably time to stop going to swinger clubs now.

What? No mic drop?

I still think the story will turn to J convincing his wife that swinging will take their sex life to new heights. It's either that or someone snaps and blows up worse than a Michael Bay movie. This "all is well" with the wife shit isn't entertaining. If I wanted nice wholesome family life I'd...

Only thing I took away from that: Mad Wife found out I've been fucking drugged out hookers. Still tell the bitch to make me a sandwich. Truly a man's man.

I have a friend who got mad at her husband (called me in tears) because she found out her husband was watching porn on his laptop while deployed to some god forsaken place in the middle east. "Of course he's going to jerk off and look at porn. He's in some fucking hell hole surrounded by fugly...

Damn. The rage is real. Someone needs to get laid

Marry a hooker that's strung out on heroin. Jesus, what would the bachelor party consist of and when can I get an invite?

Even before watching it I thought to myself, "I bet there's a 'Oh hells naw!' from the black chick at some point in this movie." Sure enough....2:10. GIS...aw hells naw.

You pick an area and the class of hotel you want 1-5 star and they will set you up with a hotel for those nights at about half the cost. The rub is that you dont know which one you will get. You can narrow it down to a few hotels in a given area.