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  1. Haast

    Greatest Video Game(s) of All Time

    This sarcastic list names Custer's Revenge the #3 naughty game of all time
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    Greatest Video Game(s) of All Time

    Star Control 2. Music and script are still awesome today, huge game world & complex plot, and it all ran on a 386 off a couple of 1.44MB floppies. You can play it free now, it was rebuilt as The Ur-Quan Masters. IMO, it's the obvious inspiration for Mass Effect. People have already mentioned...
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    Poll Should Tanoomba's ban be lifted

    This pic?
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    Poll Should Tanoomba's ban be lifted

    Yeah, this. Moonbat knew exactly what he was doing. The smug condescension is what made the shtick work so well. I swear there is a post buried in the history of the various forums where he admitted (early on) he expected more people to agree with him and, realizing his opinions were unpopular...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My bad. "LOL wut up wite gurl? U wanna cum over and plant ginger?"
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Season 9 ends this week, Season 10 starts end of March.
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    River City Ransom: Underground

    Thanks for the updates, I've been keeping an eye on this. Probably a future buy, I loved the original.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    @Onoes: we need an update!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    "LOL wut up wite gurl? U wanna cum over and funnel?"
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    Poll Should Tanoomba's ban be lifted

    Are you saying it's too late now to say sorry? It's even a canadian faggot that should have been aborted singing. The universe aligns.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Is this a future plan or is the clock ticking on disposal? Did she die in a freak clotheslining down the stairs accident?
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    Poll Should Tanoomba's ban be lifted

    a_skeleton_03, will you unban Moonbat as soon as he starts winning the poll? Ghostbusters was on cable, and it inspired me to be the keymaster that unleashes Gozernoomba on the world. Timing is important here, I've got to be the deciding vote or I can't jerk off to it properly afterwards.
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    Poll Who should leave: Vanessa or hodj?

    My bad, then.
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    Poll Who should leave: Vanessa or hodj?

    Sylas thought you were Goliath, who is now Morrow. Forum-famous for The Abyss incident.
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    The Beer Thread

    While we're on the topic of the beer scene, this article by the founder of Modern Times does a really good job of explaining the purchase of craft brands by big beer and its consequences. tl;dr - the sold craft label will probably still produce high quality beer, but it will be used to push...
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    Let me smell yo dick

    That's a MySpace-era classic right thurr.
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    The Beer Thread

    I know. Just couldn't pass on the opportunity to shit on Magee.
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    The Beer Thread

    Tony Magee (founder, now part owner) is really grating and hypocritical (IMO). With so many choices available it is pretty easy to choose something else.
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    Poll Should Tanoomba's ban be lifted

    If anything, this thread is proof we don't actually need Tanoomba to get the exact same forum value from Tanoomba currently. All you have to do now is make a thread with Tanoomba in the title and it's wailing shitpost central. Lift ban in 1-3 months to keep the Tanoomba hate batteries charged.
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Harsh, but largely correct. They made an issue out of a non-issue, and now people are riled as fuck about something that 99.99999% took care of itself prior, and the minute fraction remaining could be resolved with private facilities available. The Seattle style law is awful, lazy legislation...
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    Poll Should Tanoomba's ban be lifted

    Column was clearly a mental cripple. Moonbat is just being a contrarian heel for (his own) lulz.
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    Poll Should Tanoomba's ban be lifted

    Is being an insufferable faggot a lot of work, or does it come naturally?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Behold, mighty Derp-Eye! Half blind, scarred by laser burns, has the power to quit his job after winning a fat settlement.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    A laser surgical device that goes apeshit on mains loss? That's the single most predictable hazardous situation the FDA will check the mitigation for, and it's simple to fix with a built-in UPS. <<< This is my skeptical face. Now if the nurse tripped over the cord and tumbled into the device....
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    The Beer Thread

    1) Sell bottle for $1000 2) Buy a Black Tuesday for ~$50 3) ???? 4) Profit
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    The Beer Thread

    Sam Adams' founder Jim Koch prefers malty old world lagers, and IMO that is what they do best. They used to make a seasonal doppelbock that was REALLY good and a great value for a 6 pack (like ~$7 for 8.5% ABV goodness). It got moved to their pricey specialty 4 pack series at some point...
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    The Beer Thread

    Yeah, that's ridiculous. Dafuq bottle of beer goes for $1000? Is anal with Kate Upton included or something?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Irish twins, then.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What is the cat's stance on being funneled?
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    PEOPLE UPSET ABOUT TANOOMBA GETTING BANNED THREAD

    If we are honest with ourselves, that is what happened. His "threats" were unspecific and had no implication he would/could follow through with them. Still, always good to be rid of Moonbat for a while. Politics is the site. It's the highest traffic thread, by far. All eyes are on it. Moonbat...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    LOL, this is the same bitch whose excuse for relentlessly banging the student was "the school should have made me stop because I wasn't subtle, so it's really their fault." raffs.jpg Posted a while back: And the obligatory soul-eating stare pic:
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    But seriously, happy for you -- brohug, no homo.
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    Houston, moving there.

    The reviews are basically "Axelrad with middle-aged yuppies instead of unwashed hipsters". I lol'd.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Noodle's fucked up family will never know how much joy they bring random strangers on the internet. EDIT: a failure in phrasing.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Meh. Women deserve some leeway while pregnant. If you cut my caffeine and booze off for 9 months, made me puke randomly, and I spent 1/2 that time with an awkward weight pressing my insides and fucking up my bodily functions, it would wear on me. That said, it's not a blanket free pass. One...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You should definitely propose. I lol'd.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm aware this is "vent space", but in case you really strongly feel negatively towards her... try to cut her a little slack. Carrying around a mini-human for 9 months is a bitch. And I'm sure the stress it causes her transfers to you, through interactions like you described.