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  1. PatrickStar

    FedEx Cup

    It's happening guys. Greatest Asian golfer of all time!
  2. PatrickStar

    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    Thought about this for a bit and then had to full stop. Maybe this is on Donald. We always think its on the team for not closing a deal but maybe in this case Donald (or agent) just keeps upping way over reason or just doesnt want to sign either waiting for a few dollars more or someone else to...
  3. PatrickStar

    Sports Entertainment

    Hogan reinstated and is backstage at Extreme Rules.
  4. PatrickStar

    Captain Marvel (2019)

    Too bad the picture was cut off at the knees because we know those things are too damn sharp.
  5. PatrickStar

    2018-2019 NBA Thread

    Maybe that can move the needle; a total lack of interest in the fanbase that knows the inevitable is assured leading to fan apathy and low ratings. 4.8% chance of that happening.
  6. PatrickStar

    2018-2019 NBA Thread

    Welp. He will be ready by mid season and you can just call it from there. When does Vegas stop taking bets for next year?
  7. PatrickStar

    2018-2019 NBA Thread

    Hot take. He lied about being in pain. He found a doctor that believed his claim he was in pain. The doctor got suckered. Well guys he's in pain! You can't make him play. He lied so he didn't have to play and leverage his pre-agency into a trade to get out. He knew playing his ass off for Pop to...
  8. PatrickStar

    2018-2019 NBA Thread

    I want to see Kawhi attempt to sit out the season so I can see what each side will do: the team, the union, and the league. It has been a long time (maybe Artest?) since a player has made me genuinely desire their career tank. I want to see the league stand up and say if he is medically...
  9. PatrickStar

    Possible Star Trek Next Generation reboot

    You jabronis are going to be so triggered when the story is CAPTAIN Wesley Crusher on the USS Enterprise NCC 1701-Rainbow cruising the alpha quadrant spreading the message of love and peace with his husband, the first officer Jamal Ali X. They no longer use phasers but love beams and instead of...
  10. PatrickStar

    Sports Entertainment

    Not that HoFs for real sports are bastions of righteousness but the WWE HoF is purely for PR and not for actually honoring through enshrinement.
  11. PatrickStar

    Sports Entertainment

    First, 12 months ago if you told me that today out of the NXT trio of Cass and Enzo and Carmella the fellas would be fired and Carmella will be the champion with a win over Asuka i would told you to stop sniffing glue. Second, RIP Vader.
  12. PatrickStar

    NBA 2017-2018 Season Thread

    Yep Kawhi.
  13. PatrickStar

    NBA 2017-2018 Season Thread

    What makes you think at this point he cares about winning? He cares about the money and the fame. His shoe deal jumps up in LA. The rest of his brand goes up in LA.
  14. PatrickStar

    NBA 2017-2018 Season Thread

    What doesnt sit well with me is the report claims a major reason for his desire to leave is how the Spurs treated him concerning his injury. What a load of shit. The Spurs knew he was holding back to 150% sure he doesnt as much as get jock itch this season so there are no injury issues come the...
  15. PatrickStar

    The Incredibles 2 (2018)

    Wait she eats it and her son shows up at the end. She poops out her own son!?
  16. PatrickStar

    I think Im going to like this place...

    Couldn't get past the first page because of Scream. Bravo pulling that old gem out of the closet. Brought back good memories.
  17. PatrickStar

    The Fast Food Thread

    Although not zero calories I went with coconut water. I used to drink that shit the Asians pack into a small plastic bottle with chunks inside. Then lo and behold 20 years later and its a health fad so the prices went up. Love me the taste of coconut.
  18. PatrickStar

    NBA 2017-2018 Season Thread

    Look when LeBron is in a Rockets Jersey next year we can finally stop talking about Cleveland. Finally.
  19. PatrickStar

    Sports Entertainment

    Okada vs Omega is everything good about pro wrestling. Thank you, fellas.
  20. PatrickStar

    2018 NFL Offseason Thread -- Philadelphia Burning Edition

    What's going to be fun drama is if he got popped for something that Brady's Mr. Miyagi gave him. Brady, Gronk, Edelman, who's next?
  21. PatrickStar

    NHL 2017-2018 Season: Penguins already sucking dick

    Gonna be one hell of a parade. Can't wait.
  22. PatrickStar

    Top Gun (1986)

    Wait she wasn't already?!
  23. PatrickStar

    Top Gun (1986)

    Wow wrote that on my phone downing two pitchers at a restaurant. Typos everywhere but actually coherent and batshit stupid. Yet I bet am right; 90% will be true to the plot.
  24. PatrickStar

    Top Gun (1986)

    This is going to star a female minority fighter pilot being oppressed by the misogynist good ole boy culture who must battle not only the demons in her own navy but the demons flying state of the art aircraft built with stolen technology by the North Koreans? Cruise will bang some MILF that just...
  25. PatrickStar

    "Bumblebee" Transformers spin-off starring John Cena

    Get this man a movie deal!
  26. PatrickStar

    Cobra Kai

    Neve took itself too seriously yet hit all the right buttons on the action and drama. Even little shit like them debating whether the red uniforms should be red or blue. That red uniform is a meme in itself. Come on who wasn't reevaluating the first movie when Johnny recounts the story of the...
  27. PatrickStar

    History of FoH

    FoH origins would make a fascinating Ancient Aliens episode. "The evidence clearly shows that on the 14th day the heavens opened up and Smedley himself stepped down from his pile of cash and granted every wish of the Fires of Heavens tribe and their leader, a chieftain known as Furor...
  28. PatrickStar

    Why don't Incels?

    They're called Slump Busters for a reason.
  29. PatrickStar

    Poll Anyone Remember "Attack of the Show"?

    Voted for Candace. Wow last place. She's the only one I am at least 64% sure isn't a tranny and isn't carrying 4 STDs.
  30. PatrickStar

    Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

    Look if muh diversity gets me Margot Robbie as Female Thor, Alicia Vikander as Kate Bishop, Chloe Moretz as Spider Gwen, and Milayna Vantrub as Squirrel Girl bring it on.
  31. PatrickStar

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    You have 24 Hours. If after that time this thread does not produce Tyen’s GF, new tit pics, Trex’s asshole pic, the abusive grandpa, or the 68 year old war vet that Trex whored herself out to, I humbly request the mods Hall of Shame this thread, and ban both of your accounts. The rest of this...
  32. PatrickStar

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    We are getting closer to squeezing all the lawl juice from this lemon. The cuck showing up last night prolonged the inevitable crash. At this point other than the side piece, 68 yr old war vet, or the abusive grandfather showing up we are close to banning the trainwrecks and banishing this...
  33. PatrickStar

    Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

    Thought he left one alive with the mold intact in case he needs another one made.
  34. PatrickStar

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    This is FOH goddammit. Even our trolls have standards.
  35. PatrickStar

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    Jesus fuck guys I have a life! I take 4 hours for a night with the wife and I miss 14 pages. I can't keep up. I feel like I am camping the Avatar of War with this thread.
  36. PatrickStar

    NBA 2017-2018 Season Thread

    The first time Curry drives Luc Longley would invoke the "Bill Laimbeer" rule whereby they get to clothesline a single player of the opposing team all for the low, low price of one personal foul. After Curry gets knocked out Rodman in the span of 2 possessions gets a frustrated Durant into...
  37. PatrickStar

    NBA 2017-2018 Season Thread

    Bulls vs Warriors would be dependent on which era of rules. I don't think the Warriors could handle 90s era physical play and the Bulls cannot handle current spacing and athleticism. I will say though I give the Warriors a slight overall advantage due to the 3. The Bulls and the triangle will...
  38. PatrickStar

    Swamp Donkey, Mom of the year.

    We always knew you were a whore. At least now we know your price.