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It depends on what you had to eat. If she was taking in a lot of fluids the previous day or two it could cause accidental brown squirts with partially digested food in it. Given how kimchi tends to overpower other smells I would guess there are plenty of foods that would make shit smell less...

Shitty day to order from shitty wok?

Does it cut(lery) like a knife?

I"d say take it back to her. Come up with cogent arguments why the god of the bible can"t exist (See atheism thread aka Lumie moonbat central for pro tips) and present them calmly next time her mother mentions church or religion. Present it in a "I found a neat website that said..." kind of way...

Only if you add Black Mage to it.

Tyen"s totally into the Polish sausage now.

The US government, economy, and society in general would like to say otherwise.

Dreamy or creamy?

Face AIDS.

Once a cheater always a cheater. Once a beater always a beater?

Much like serial killers and pedophiles the crazies have always been out there doing this kind of thing. It"s only the mass information we get these days that educate people about what crazy people might choose to do to them. Men and women both be crazy. True story.

L&O went downhill after Claire died. Anyhow, glad you got some balls in you, Jx3. I wish you luck with the new life.

Whose name is the house/apartment under? If it"s hers, just walk and don"t bother with a note. If it"s yours get the locks changed and let her get her stuff. If it"s both get the legal papers drawn up to remove yourself from it and then walk. She has already decided she doesn"t want the...

One you need to forget about?

All good things must come to an end. This shining beacon of shame will serve to provide hope for years to come. When things feel like life is taking a shit on you, we can come here to remind ourselves what the bottom of the barrel truly looks like.

Sure it does! Even gentlemen get buggered now and then.

Every time I look at this thread again it has a couple more pages of gold. It"s like Louisiana is the other end of the Internet Rainbow.

So you"re using us to make yourself feel better and then running away? I thought we had something special!

Bonus points if it"s Shelly!

This thread. It delivers. So fucking much. It is a thing of dreadful morbid beauty.

Do you have someone who can stay with you for a few weeks? If so stop taking your meds shortly before the end of the semester and get a few documented seizures on record and appeal all summer long. Good luck either way.

Hell, her nudes are nature"s counter to Viagra. There"s a reason why ED exists, too many people having sex results in vast swaths of walking talking wastes of oxygen.

Definitely try to get an annulment if you can, divorces are really quite horrible to go through even when everything goes smoothly. You two weren"t together long enough to have finances too mixed up with each other. She has her house and you have your business.

Whoa whoa WHOA there! That"s the kind of thing that divorce lawyers love to see when salivating over your assets.

Real dwarven women have beards, so that wouldn"t have passed muster. Maybe Ak"anon?

Also, don"t get married until after you"re out of the army whatever route you choose. 90% divorce rate should have told you that already, but it never hurts to repeat it.

Wrathcaster: What the fuck? Why would you do anything other than laugh it off? Unless your Aunt is a lesbian who is going to try to hit on your girlfriend it"s not even worth a second thought.

If you are already having sex and want to have a committed relationship then stop dancing around the subject. The easiest way to prevent the heartbreak miscommunication can lead to is to lay it out openly and honestly.

I fought with my mom all the time at that age because we are very different people. She"s an obsessive compulsive neat freak and I was a lazy bum. I learned the true value of everything she did for me when I hit college and had to be responsible for cleaning my own clothes and making my own...

Yeah, the "happiness" thing amuses me. Having a wonderful relationship with someone like that is *a* source for true happiness, but certainly not the only one. It"s a function of passion and the ability to pursue it.

Lithose, please seethis sitefor a more detailed explanation of what they"re talking about. As has been stated, it"s very accurate.

Kirun, the friendship at least is over. You did the right thing by laying it out that you had no interest in being her emotional tampon. You want more and she knew it, so aside form a goodbye wtf did she want from you in telling you she went back to the douche she dumped?

Threesome?

They"re sweet pants!

If you can"t do the DNA thing then at least contest it legally if she tries to put you in as the father at the time of birth. That will put the onus on her to prove you"re the dad and not the other guy.

Compassion and empathy are fine so long as they aren"t harmful to your life. Just get the DNA testing done and file for full custody if it"s yours or walk away if it"s not. Either way cut her out of your life starting now. Put her phone numbers on block. Change the locks on your doors. Booby...

Wow. Foler does it again. Your creep factor is off the charts, but in this case you actually found something useful. Galiem"s new "fiancee" is nuttier than a xmas fruitcake.

Brad: Good job, but you were hella stupid. Heroes have a very low life expectancy rate for a reason. If you have a digital camera in your phone I would get some evidence and call the cops next time. With a beating on film with eyewitness testimony they could at least lock the violent fucker up...

I like where this is going! Giggety!