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You must not get out that much.

Is that mercury? Is this person bare handing mercury? I'm not Bill Nye or anything but I'm pretty sure that's bad for you.

Sounds like you need to post nudes of her. It's only fair.

Orange and white you be a'ight homey?

Let's not equate a dentist with the intelligent members of society. If he had any real talent he'd be a doctor.

Or lazy

That's fucked up to you? Have you met Fedor?!

Gee thanks. We all thought she was being super serious. Thanks for.your great work detective.

Is this for real?!

You don't remember the good old days do you?

Wait...you roleplay domestic disputes with your whores? Isn't that what your marriage is for? Aren't whores so you can not have to deal with drama? Or has the whore become the wife? This is some Inception level fuckery.

For every one of those videos there's a video of some guy getting mauled by a tiger while his family watches. Fuck these tourists. I hope their inbred child falls in the water. It'll be " amazing " also.

Ya that's great and all but there wasn't a single headshot. I'm just saying you get way more damage per second with precision damage.

That wood accent/shelf on the fireplace isn't working for me. Totally throws everything off. 1/10 would not let her Houdini my sac

I hope you aren't paying this whore by the word. A simple "I want to fuck you" would suffice. Don't try to glam it up Slutspeare.

You better fucking like it and ask for more.

Not gonna lie, I kept staring at the girls face wondering what you were talking about. Then I saw the grill in the background

Ban this faggot. Also voted.

Worry not! I'm sure there will be a DLC for extra bank space.

So who handed Dubai the codes for infinite money on their real life Game Genie?

It's not about who died. It's about who survived.....

Ya I bet you fuckers are wishing you had Peter Dinklage back. That wizard from the moon stuff isn't so bad now IS IT!?

Trap?

You'll be forced to buy mods if you want more than the bare minimum experience. You're going to see bare minimum titles coming out with developers knowing damn well they are going to make money on you wanting more. There will be zero incentive for a developer to try hard when they will let...

People who do not think this "pay for mods" scheme is a horrible idea are the same idiots that thought "early access" games were also a good idea. It's not a slippery slope, it's a cliff and people are walking off the edge Lemmings style.

I pretended some Christopher Nolan level Dark Knight music was playing during this gif. Was not disappointed.

Thanks Obama

ADA = Assistant District Attorney. Learn to Law and Order bro.

Great story. Loved the ending. Waiting for the sequel.