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stop doing this to yourself

If this is all a lie it is my favorite lie so far.

Soiled Doves: All girl punk band?

have my baby

I have to wait 14 seconds in-between Swamp People episodes unless I click the mouse.

The voices and accent do nothing for me, but turn me off.

Sgt. Detective Wolf? The story seems better now that Wolf is in the picture.

This is better than any documentary, TV, movie, anything.....Never stop being you J49. I am without words. If I wore hats I would tip it towards you.

After a certain age, reliable, once a week pussy is tons.

Acura is a 2003, Warhol's are cheap knock off posters, and made a joke on a website about a drug I don't like / can't afford. I feel like 1/2 a pretentious asshole.

OK, creeped out.....how did you know about the Warhol's?

I moved to a humid state where cocaine gets clumpy

Did you keep the CDs sir?

I am just now importing my life's CD collection into iTunes...

I think J49 is building up for a "Surprise <RR Username>, my ho is your mom/sister/girlfriend/wife/brother. I don't judge because I don't care what you stick where as long as it isn't me/mine.

nets

The more nets the merrier.

<--- fsr is over there

More nets plz

Forgot to put water in the bong before the rip. Harsh, but feels good man.

I am as jealous as anyone that J49 gets free hooker kick-back money, but be happy for the guy, fuck.

You shouldn't have...I didn't get you anything.awkward

First GIS result for Oval Fetish:

Can someone please make that say "Fapper" instead of "Paper" please sirs? GIS for "a picture which is random, strange, and funny sir"

This is called an ethical dilemma. Welcome to humanhood!

She should get a cheer leading award as I cannot think of a better way to cheer on a high school friend.

co?de?pen?den?cy noun \-d?n(t)-se\ : a psychological condition in which someone is in an unhappy and unhealthy relationship that involves living with and providing care for another person (such as a drug addict or an alcoholic)

You made me weep you magnificent bastard.

Are you telling me no one here has 70 MB of web space? Dropbox it!

I played a Halfling Druid on Tunare. Was in Justice League of Norrath, which got absorbed into Krieger, which evolved into Divine Crusade. I checked FoH, Triton, and Talisman sites daily.

Friend in PA sent this one:

I lol'd

She is going to ruin her life stealing dinner rolls.

Our dog's name was Wile E Coyote when we rescued him and most kids have no idea who Wile E Coyote is.

The money always goes to the same place. To those who already have all the money. People who do not eat rich people rustle my jimmies.

Take the Motorcycle Safety Course. It will instruct you how to keep your wounds to a minimum if you pay attention and practice what they teach you. I have been on motorcycles my entire life. I live in San Diego with tons of people who usually are not the best drivers. I have a Harley Road...

My buddy Wile E. Coyote