We had a real friendly stay appear at work and we've taken to spoiling the shit out of her.
Wet food every day at lunch with us, bed, and tons of attention. She's already bringing us dead mice.

There's great products you can add to feed for larval control. We have Clarifly here at the mill and the pig farmers that use it vs those who don't is night and day.
Our supplier can't even fill our spring order of chemicals for this year, between the price of seed and fertilizer is gonna be a lot of farm foreclosures this year. Really sad.
And for some wholesome boring marriage stories, I built a new fairy garden for my wife in hopes it'll allow for a EQ poopsock session without complaints! No dogs were raped in this mundane story.
If putting your dick in fungus veined living trash was your hobby, I don't think your standards of a wholesome life are overlapping what most of civilizations are and no years of marriage will matter in comparison.
Took this picture a few months ago while shoveling the top of the truck down, picture is frozen in time, looks like it could be near 100 years ago. I feel lucky being able to work with these old timers.
Long overdue update and actual good news for this thread
She had the surgery to get the gallbladder out and everything went perfect, it was nothing on her liver in the end. Married life is great!
Well I started this and played a cleric until 7 which made me realize I hate solely leveling in a group. Switch to a necro and am content grinding bone chips for that PP.