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Your fault spending money you couldn"t afford on relocating, imo. Or your fault for entering into a relationship and immediately getting monetarily invested when the girl showed no interest in picking up the financial burden of relocating (especially if your health is now at risk.) Been in a...

I support any movement in this direction so Dabamf can Peter Coffin himself.

Good. Don"t call her. Be a man, be in control, and be absolutely petrified of rejection. That"ll show her.

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Someone get this man a book deal. It can be called ""Pussy Power Broker"" and have pie charts and graphs, and go in the business section.

...Yes. Yes it is.

All this for a contest that ends in between a bungalow and Sherry"s Hair and Nails.

the hot topic goth thing peaked when i was in HS, so someone"s going to have to explain to me why the hell those guys are wearing skirts. Too much suffering to be contained within regular pants?

Or maybe she specifically told you about her injury beforehand and, in your ""drug addled mind"", you forgot and actually hurt a bitch. Bonus points for being so fucked up you can"t even remember what you did. ""Am I being rejected here?"" Jesus.

Longer you stay there a bigger the chances you guys reconcile. Or she pulls something cuckoo-bananas. (PS Aamina, was I right about the Witchblade thing)

For your sake we can pretend you had crazy monkey sex and didn"t sit on her couch watching Witchblade or Fruit"s Basket for four hours. :C

Edit: Bleeeeeh, misread. But I still have my vote in the ""Get the fuck away from here and never go back"" camp.

I don"t understand how you guys end up in relationships with such blatantly jealous women. Out of any typical batshit-lady-trope, the jealousy is usually the one always seated in deep insecurity and control issues. All for working out your issues because of a woman having redeeming qualities...

I"m assuming he blocked everyone on UF"s page from posting on 4 locals" page. (i"m blocked even though i never posted on 4 locals.) time for a junk account?

I don"t know the specifics of their particular contest, but i do know of an analogue station who would do "battle of the local bands" with the reward being opening for some b-lister band in the city. You had to specifically send in a tape of you performing to be eligible, but that was mostly...

Well, i did my part. I will sit back and watch you all weave a magnificent tapestry of lies, deceit, and lesbo bass players. One can only hope in the end that you guys make mr. Rock tranny regret making up fake bands for his concert.

Your dedication to the lulz is admirable, but jade-man-thing has already slashed and burned all mentions of UF on their site (

However much they might like the publicity, there"s a tradeoff. Their biggest source of traffic and publicity for this contest is kicked off by a big picture of some random lady"s gargantuan flapjack titties. What pleases the gods may not please the pr of some seedy radio station out in east...

Rudimentary google fu seems to point to there being no band by the name of ultimate failure, either in idaho or surrounding states. I find it very hard to believe that even the most derptastic teen garage band would have no presence on the interbutt- yet still end up on a radio contest. Foh...

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