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I love bad bitches, that's my fuckin' problem.

A well balanced blend between organic happiness and hard-earned financial stability. When I was younger I worked at a coffee shop in a rich part of town and I used to get tons of wealthy snobs roll through our shop for their daily coffee enemas, very few convinced me they were genuinely happy...

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannh?user Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."

I love how no one wants to touch this question, so I guess I'll have a go at it and suffer the negs. I honestly think they're going to be good. Disney knows what is at stake and they know the serious backlash they could suffer if they try to get cute with the franchise. They need only...

People who actually think the Hulk stands a chance against Thor. AndAmerican InventorsAmerican Inventorfaggots.

#justice4fedor

$1mil for a charity and for a fat tax write-off. I'd do a lot of research and make sure it was a worthy charity. I don't even have one in mind yet. I do know that $10k is easy to make if you try hard enough. Live in Star Wars or Star Trek universe?

I'd blow myself up for a bowl of diarrhea if I meant I didn't have to sleep with that monster. Everything tastes like bananas for the rest of your life or everything smells like bananas for the rest of your life?

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Trollface again.

Damn.

I shit you not, both of these things happened to me not a few months ago. This is why I love you guys. We struggle together. Although I still think Verizon is the better provider in terms of connection and service. Jimmy Rustler #74314: When somebody who has never shot a gun before tries to...

Was my guess right though? British Army and FN FAL?

I know I'm breaking the rules here, but I was so pissed off with my first result I tried again... and then I tried again... and then I tried again and I finally got something cool. First Attempt:The ability to expel good and evil aspects from my body. Super gay. Second Attempt:The ability...

His head gear looks like British Army design. The rifle looks to be an FN FAL, which would make sense since the picture is old as hell and the FN FAL was still in service with the British Army up until the mid 1980s.

Lose a pinky, without a doubt. Who would you choose right now to take over as President of the United States?

"Community", even their minor characters have ridiculously hilarious roles and the show is just so meta. Desired skill/trait, primary weapon, secondary weapon and melee weapon in the case of a zombie/infected apocalypse?

Ducks. I would use my knowledge of ducks to go to Disney Land and impress Daisy Duck so I can take her back to my hotel room and fuck the shit out of her. (What, you thought you'd get a serious answer?) French fries or onion rings?

Follow Barack Obama all day and get everything he did on camera, (fuck you, the camera is invisible too, because I say so) even his bowel movements. Not in an attempt to expose him mind you, but just because I think it would be interesting to observe a President outside of his element...

Gay: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aspect_Expulsion

The zombie apocalypse. No joke. Heights? No problem. Darkness? Eat my cock. Getting stabbed? Sounds sexy. But zombie/infected running around eating people? Fuck. That. Shit. I have nightmares about it constantly. It's one of the main reasons I own so much guns. I know that sounds retarded...

<3 On a side note, you know what else gets the jimmies rustling? Women who dislike facial hair to the point where they have to make snide remarks about it every time they see you. Bitch, the beard is not going anywhere and you need to accept that.

It's the same fuckwits that have to let everyone know they drive a Prius. Drive a Prius, that's cool man. Just don't expect me to suck your dick over it.

Hhhhhhhaheheh. Yeh. I always have a hard time identifying satire.

Flu for sure. Hot tranny or smelly fat chick?

It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Zimmer Man! But his reported rescue of the car crash seems to be falling to pieces. Fucking lol...

I've been meaning to say this to you for awhile now: Please don't ever change your avatar. Everything you say, I read in my head with Garth's voice and it's awesome. Or do whatever you want, I'm not the boss of you.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to McCheese again. This is why I come here.

I don't want you for your money or your looks. I just like you for who you are. What are you doing later tonight?

Lol two dead links. I'm liking this already.

Yes. I laugh every time it's an NSFW. It's like mental Russian roulette. Weirdest porn you've watched and effectively masturbated to?

You're better looking than me. I don't like you.

You can arm my security any day, bro.

Your last comment in reply to the butthurts was pretty awesome.