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The difference is, Nintendo's "played out sequels" are all fucking amazing games that are all on the list of anyone's greatest games of all time. Zelda: BOTW is one of the best video games I've ever played. Mario Kart 8 is by far the best in the series, and since I never bought a Wii-U, it's new...

I loved that trial shrine. "Stranded on Eventide" or something like that. I died a few times trying to rush through it, but then I took my time and collected enough arrows (around 21) that the hynox was easy and it wasn't that bad. Also, I ice blocked my way from that shrine the whole way across...

Jesus Christ it looks just like Vanguard. I mean, I know graphics aren't everything, but holy fuck. It's not 2007 anymore.

Just finished this game tonight. Holy fuck. Took me 6 weeks and about 70 hours. I did all 120 shrines and about 75% of the side quests. Amazing game, but by the time I went to Hyrule castle, I had maxed out all the upgrades on my armor and had all the best weapons so I kinda face raped my way to...

Only if you're a faggot.

The fact that you put Empire Strikes back and Rogue One in the same sentence immediately destroys all of your credibility.

Did you actually read my post before you quoted it? You literally just said everything that I did, only ten times longer.

VR MMO's won't even scratch the surface. VR porn will be a trillion dollar industry.

There could eventually be another WoW, if someone out there actually tries to make a unique game and delivers something new instead of just copying WoW and doing the same old, same old. In other words, the next WoW will be nothing like WoW at all.

Ahhh, the old "I no longer play MMO's, so no one does" rationale. What a dumb fuck.

The Switch with both Joycons attached is less than a pound. If you think that's heavy, you should seriously look into a gym membership.

Extremely happy with the Switch. Still playing Zelda, taking my time. I haven't had a portable console since the original Gameboy, so the Switch is pretty fantastic.

Everyone should care, unless you like playing a game that's pay to win with gold farmers running rampant.

How big is this fucking game? I'm over a week in and feel like I barely made a dent! The guardians are still raping me. On the bright side (if there is a bright side to this situation) my flight out to St. Louis on Wednesday has been cancelled, so now we're fucking driving out tonight. So I'll...

Gamecube: Resident Evil 4, Metroid Prime, Metroid Prime 2, Zelda: Wind Waker, Mario Kart: Double Dash, Paper Mario, Super Mario Sunshine, Super Smash Brothers, Luigi's Mansion, Donkey Kong Jungle Beat, Lost Kingdoms, and Bomberman. All exclusives, all better than just about any game offered on...

Why would anyone with half a brain spend $600 on a PS4 or Xbox when you can build a PC that's twice as powerful for the same amount of money and play the exact same games without the frame rate drops? At least when you buy a Nintendo system you get great exclusive games.

There's a screen protector that I bought on Amazon for like $11. It's awesome, is less money than the Nintendo one, and works way better. I'll link it for you. Amazon.com: amFilm Tempered Glass Screen Protector for Nintendo Switch 2017 (2-Pack): Electronics

Same. Been playing for almost a week, not one issue with left joy con. Can't say that here, though. The people who don't even own one will tell you that you're lying!

I'm sorry you feel the need to justify your existence by coming here every day to bash a system you don't even own, nor have any interest in buying. Pretty sad. Maybe if your mom were still alive the fact that Nintendo made another system wouldn't hurt your vagina so much?

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe comes out next month, Splatoon 2 comes out this summer. Tell me, what great exclusive games did PS4 and Xbox1 launch with? I must have missed it. Now, fuck you and your mother.

I never bought a Wii, a Wii U, or a 3DS, so I'm fine with paying $300 for the Switch. I find it hilarious that so many people are talking shit on the Switch, when they either bought a PS4 or an Xbox1, which is just a shitty, cheap PC.

But your PS4 is so fucking awesome that you spend all your time here bashing Nintendo? Get a fucking life.

I've played it in the dock, and have had no issues whatsoever with the joy cons (left or right). The only slow downs I've experienced are a few times with the weather like rain and lightning. Most people who are complaining about this shit are whiny faggots, and people who don't even own a...

Yeah, that exact same thing happened to me the first time I fought that rock monster. When I died and hit continue, it started me right in the middle of the fight again, with no arrows, and three of my weapons that I broke fighting him originally gone. He killed me again and when I continued the...

Loving the game still. If anyone here wants to post a cheat sheet on all the cooking combos they've created, I'm all for it. Also, crafting. That too would be awesome. The guardians are kicking my ass. My only minor complaint so far are the lack of arrows. If anyone knows a spot with lots of...

I got my Switch at midnight, got home, and have been playing Zelda ever since. The controls take a little getting used to (lots of buttons, gets a little confusing), but the game is fun as shit so far. As far as the Switch itself, I'm amazed at just how good it feels in my hands. It's extremely...

I'm playing Zelda, in bed, and it's fucking awesome. I don't understand why anyone wouldn't want this system. No, it's not the most powerful system ever made. However, it looks gorgeous on the portable screen, and the system is very light, but is solidly made and feels great in your hands. I...

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Review - IGN Perfect 10! Can't wait to play it tonight!

I call bullshit on that. While you can run anywhere in the game, places are still gated by the toughness of the mobs and the elements. Even if he managed to run to the final boss area, he would be killed in an instant.

Nintendo Switch Review A much more favorable review.

Not that I disagree with anything you've said about the system, but I got a call that my Switch is in and can be picked up at midnight tomorrow (as long as I pay it off fully in advance first. Glad the guy called me), and he told me it's a good thing that I preordered it, because as of last...

I've known for awhile that the system was going to be underpowered, much to my dismay. However, it's not as big of a deal for me now, as trying to make a portable console as powerful as the PS4 or Xbox1 would've pushed the cost of the device to somewhere around $1,000. It looks like the portable...

I pick mine up tomorrow night, so I'll find out for myself pretty quickly. Hopefully, it's something that can be easily rectified.

Nintendo Switch Review In Progress - IGN First review of the Switch. Guy is less than complimentary overall...

Harvesting in VG make it look like your character was doing a circle jerk with an invisible dick. Man, that game had horrible animations.

Have you watched the video where OJ Simpson couldn't put on a pair of his own gloves in the courtroom? People can make anything look bad if they want to. Doesn't make it the truth.

Ugh. I can't wait to get this game Thursday night and start playing it, but man, I fucking hate weapon durability in games. I mean, I don't mind it if it at least lasts through a dozen fights or so, or if you're fighting a super tough opponent and they have the ability to break one of your...

I agree with you about the VC issues. There's no excuse for that. However, I'm certain it's an issue that will be resolved quickly, as it is going to generate a shit load of money for them, so I can't see them waiting very long to incorporate it. As far as your controller concerns, I call...