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  1. Woolygimp

    Westworld

    William is the Man in Black. It's fucking confirmed. Why? The logo's. When William arrives at the park, the logo for Westworld is the original one used during the flashback when they were first creating the hosts. The flashback when Ford was explaining Arnold to Bernard. William is...
  2. Woolygimp

    What's going on at Blizzard?

    Except I've provided ample proof for every one of my statements. Your a pathological false accuser.
  3. Woolygimp

    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    I'm out of this thread.
  4. Woolygimp

    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    haha you're so funny UT, you crack me up. wow, good one. i can't stand laughing, i may need to call 911. don't you have anything else to occupy your time?
  5. Woolygimp

    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    Playing someone I know I can beat is being careful with my $. You're not a poker superstar buddy. I wouldn't play anyone equal to my skill or better. Someone just as good as me would be a waste of time.
  6. Woolygimp

    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    I don't have my dog anymore. Try to take care of a 70lb Rhodesian Ridgeback that hates grass. She's scared to get dirty. When I came home one day, I had a outdoor chair cushion laid out every 10 feet in my backyard. I couldnt understand why, until I realized my dog would lay on one at 9am...
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    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    I'm not a decorator, and I save my money? I bought a house because it has value. Buying a new mattress when I don't need one doesn't. Poker isn't guaranteed. The games could dry up, or it could turn back into the 70s where it's only spread in Vegas. That's why I'm real cautious with my $$s.
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    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    Bandwagon, read the 2+2 thread about the call with Q high before you question my knowledge of the game. All of my reasoning and thoughts are put into that hand, so you know exactly why I made it. Very, very, very, very few players can analyze a hand that well to make the call in that position...
  9. Woolygimp

    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    What the fuck do you think that is?
  10. Woolygimp

    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    If you know anything about twoplustwo, banning was a sort of hazing. Every now and then they'd take two of the most popular posters and have a survival "vote one off" type of thread and it created hilarious drama. I was selected and got voted off. No big deal, you just make a new account...
  11. Woolygimp

    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    That's just how I shaved that day. People tell me I look 21/22 when I'm actually 30. My room was a mess, at that time, but I fixed it up and it looks like the second screenshot. I do very well at live games, my average is $83 over the last 4 years or whatever, since our new casino opened up...
  12. Woolygimp

    What's going on at Blizzard?

    Whatever, take it easy. I'm not going to get trolled, it's not funny.
  13. Woolygimp

    What's going on at Blizzard?

    I didn't. Someone else wrote that ten years after it happened. That's how well known I was on Stormreaver.
  14. Woolygimp

    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    My bedroom: Use to run 3 monitors and play 4 tables per monitor for twelve total. I've played 8 tables per monitor for 16-24, but that's too many. My dog tearing up my room before I had the the room remodeled. If you can't tell that's a $300k house then idk. That's a hot tub/Jacuzzi in...
  15. Woolygimp

    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    You're an anti-social fucktard, waste of carbon, that has done nothing with his life, and can't accept there are people more successful than you. My dog and my backyard:
  16. Woolygimp

    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    This is something we can easily prove. Let's play online poker, HU, $5,000. I can make it happen, right now. Might be able to only do $2,000 due to deposit restrictions, but we'll work something out. I have the next few hours off, so I can play a few HU matches.
  17. Woolygimp

    What's going on at Blizzard?

    Good for you for remember the naming of an obscure mob 14 years ago. I've played too many MMO's to remember everything, and yes I do recall that they had killed the most players. They were great. They'd aggro you from inside buildings and sometimes shoot through walls. You'd be getting...
  18. Woolygimp

    What's going on at Blizzard?

    No, I was too busy being the most progressed Priest on Stormreaver (which was one of the largest servers). I didn't start an alt well into the game (or I quit and returned), after selling my Priest. All this second guessing every fucking thing I say is getting old man, it really is. It's...
  19. Woolygimp

    What's going on at Blizzard?

    I just said ALTS. ON ALTS. ALTS. MEANING CHARACTER AFTER MY 60. DERP.
  20. Woolygimp

    What's going on at Blizzard?

    I never had trouble with deadmines. I am recalling people sitting near the meeting stone, or near the entrance, getting burnt to a crisp by the Defias Wizards. This was on alts and shit. It was also funny as fuck. We did deadmines once, then moved on. I died a couple times to defias wizards...
  21. Woolygimp

    What's going on at Blizzard?

    Doing dungeons, and grouping in Vanilla was fun for two reasons. Solo questing/grinding was faster, but the loot you got from doing dungeons was amazing. If you got a blue (even if it was 10 levels under you) you were like holy fuck yea! It was all about the gear, and you actually had to run...
  22. Woolygimp

    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    Well it's obvious you know I'm being truthful and you're just half-assing a troll. Whatever.
  23. Woolygimp

    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    What if you spank it to pictures of David Hasselhoff? I don't give a fuck what you do. And grow some balls. If you're going to play a house game at least have a $100 buyin. I'm being hostile because there was no reason to call me a liar in this thread because I made a simple typo by...
  24. Woolygimp

    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    97% of the people who play poker are long-time losers. You're one of them, dumbfuck. Either go full-on Chris Moneymaker, pray to 12 dieties, have the luck of Leprauchans, and run like God... and just maybe you'll have a 1,000,000,000,000 shot.
  25. Woolygimp

    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    I won't post in here anymore. You're a faggot UT. If you guys actually wanted help improving your game, or tips, I'd have gladly helped.
  26. Woolygimp

    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    I get called the Rainman every day, no fucking joke. I'm just cuter than Dustin Hoffman. You can call me on video phone, ask me an odds percentage, and I'll stand there (without touching a computer) and tell you. I'll bet you 500 I get within 2% as long as it's not something ultra-unlikely...
  27. Woolygimp

    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    Nothing? I used to use poker calculators all the time. I know them all by heart now. Here's a quick way to get a rudimentary odd %. Count your outs, multiply (outs) x 2% x (# cards to come) If you have 2 outs on the flop, you have 2 cards by 2% by 2 to come. So 8% (it's really 9.5%) If...
  28. Woolygimp

    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    I sat down right as the last cards were being dealt to the button. They did not kill my hand. Blame the dealer, not me. Would anyone like to play me in high-stakes HU match (PLO high or NLHE)? We can easily make this happen. There is an underground online poker site that I have an account...
  29. Woolygimp

    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    No, it was Omaha High. We don't play Hi-Lo here.
  30. Woolygimp

    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    It was a typo. Jesus Christ. Lighten up. You guys are fucking asshole faggots, seriously.
  31. Woolygimp

    The Twilight Zone

    The Diner episode...wow, fantastic. It's been rehashed, recycles a million times but the original is the best. And Nightmare at 20,000 ft. gave me nightmares for months as a kid. Even when another friend told me about the episode, it freaked me out.
  32. Woolygimp

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Druids have crushed shamans in every single area, melee, ranged damage, and healing for nearly 12 years. Cry more.
  33. Woolygimp

    What's going on at Blizzard?

    The site no longer shows my guild; things have changed. I distinctly remember it, and I remember the ALL 25. I have three friends that can tell you they saw me and Tirade on it. Hell, if I can dig up Tirade's info he'll say the same. Regardless, it was a long time ago. I am not the lying...
  34. Woolygimp

    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    This is the worst bad beat I've ever taken. I was playing pot limit Omaha, 50/100 HU with a real rich guy. I was up around $14,000 (bought in for $2,000) and he bought in to cover me. It was the last hand of the night. I got dealt Ad Kh Kd Jh. I limped to $100, he made it $300, I made it...
  35. Woolygimp

    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    Ended up winning $23,000 for the trip altogether, but stayed at the RIO and got hookers every night for the entire time. I ended up 18 grand in the whole between Hookers and the RIO's bill. 40 grand spent in a couple months on girls. It was a fucking blast.
  36. Woolygimp

    Online Poker - playing from the U.S.

    Last time I went to Vegas for the World Series, I was late to the table. I sat down just in time before my hand was auto-mucked, looked down at AA. I raised, the MP (guy to my left) 3-bet, folded around, I 4-bet, he 5-bet, and at this point I know he has KK and decide to just call and get the...
  37. Woolygimp

    What's going on at Blizzard?

    I'm on there just like I said I was behind Xenif, Tirade, and Chris. 6 Woolygimp 60 Stormreaver Human Priest Rankings for World of Warcraft - Gold Woolygimp is such a liar! OH MY GOD. CAD, can you please give yourself a warning? The all 25 list is broken, Tirade was confirmed #2 Hunter...
  38. Woolygimp

    What's going on at Blizzard?

    Yeah, I had been going weeks without sleep over 14 years ago. I know the exact dates and times. Shut up. Xenif was 60 about 1 and 1/2 to 2 weeks before me, and a full week before anyone else.
  39. Woolygimp

    Woolygimp and Nevergone's Victory Lap Thread.

    Who wants a fritter?
  40. Woolygimp

    Woolygimp and Nevergone's Victory Lap Thread.

    If this is going to be a playground we need to have funsies!