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  1. Onoes

    Best phone games?

    Yeah.. rough to think of any other hint to give without telling you the answer directly. The only math you should be doing for this one is basic addition.
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    Everquest Confessions

    Probably not clever or original, but every time anyone in EQ asked me for money, I would just reply "Sure, just target me and type"/d" to open your donation box, I'll contribute." /d would then instigate a duel I would then murder them, like the fucking beggar scum they were. I probably did...
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    The D&D thread

    I said I never had a problem with flight as in - I've never had a problem with flight ruining/breaking the game. I've never had a problem with balancing flight for players / monsters. Not that I've never had to deal with flying. As to the second thing, I didn't give a player an item with flight...
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    The D&D thread

    Yeah, I've also never really had a problem with flying in 30 years of playing D&D. Shit, I had a flying carpet in second edition, mainly used it for travel (I imagine if I tried to use it in combat I would have fallen off and died to fall damage, lol). I did take advantage of it one time, which...
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    The D&D thread

    I always start my games at lvl 3, Well, I guess I have made exceptions when we'vs done a prologue type thing. Start at lvl 1, hplay a session on how you became an adventurer, next game its months or years later and and you are lvl 3. 5th is weird in that for most classes lvl 1-2 you are just a...
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    I think I might have been abused as a kid. How do I find out?

    I'm highly in the "Understand you will never really know, and work on moving forward with whatever you need to do to be the best version of yourself." group of people. I'll chime in with a worst case story. When I was in high school I made friends with a married couple who were just a few years...
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    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Lol, I work on an actual indian reservation that's dry. If someone even thinks they smell alcohol on you they test and you're fired on the spot if it's positive. Sucks because there's a place just of rez we go to that has a lunch deal that includes 2 free drinks >_< No place I've ever worked...
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    Rick and Morty

    Finally letting Rick out of the closet.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I would expect to lose my job if I signed a petition saying my job handled anything wrong. The company did the only thing you can do in legal situations, deny, deny, deny. Also, there is never any apology that's good enough, so who gives a fuck what they say? There is no right thing to say...
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Not a single employee has come out in support of Blizz? Well... yeah? Why the fuck would anyone step out in front of this? When you have every gaming news outlet on the planet blasting what a horrible tragic event this is, calling out the admins for being part of the problem (who are all...
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    Bo Burnham: Inside (2021)

    Yeah, I watched this on a flight back from Virginia a couple of weeks ago and it floored me. I went in with the expectation of "Lets hear the funny man sing funny songs" and 2/3 of the way into the movie I was like "Is this real? Does this guy seriously and immediately need help?". It was really...
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    It's not really that much of a necro to bring the thread back up, he posted in the Marriage thread the other day about how his wife has demanded counseling or a divorce, so there arrrrre definitely updates to be had.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hey at least I always admitted I was an idiot and just wanted attention :P
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You don't make friends easily? WHAT A SHOCK. I keep expecting you to fuck off so this thread can get back to its roots, but you are an insane person. You sound like a child "I'm 39 and a half guys, and I'm min maxxing my life like in a video game!". Please, just start a thread called "Ossoi...
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    NVidia GeForce RTX 30x0 cards

    That's a lot more intense than what I was thinking for sure, I honestly just assumed people had bots running 24/7 on a kind of set it and forget it approach. I did already purchase a prebuild (thanks to this thread) for my wife... but yeah, I spent over 3k a couple of years ago on a super nice...
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    NVidia GeForce RTX 30x0 cards

    You would think with the amount of shitheads we have here that ONE of them would be snatching up cards left and right and selling them at a reasonable markup to the forum bros. Ohh shit, is that happening and I'm just not in the inner circle? Fuck! Now I have no video card or FoH friends?!
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    NVidia GeForce RTX 30x0 cards

    Yeah... I mean, it took me months to buy a prebuilt for my wife with a 3070 in it. I have a rock solid gaming pc that just needs a video card for myself. Been trying to get a 3080 since Dec, so yeah, I sign up for the newegg shuffle every fucking day. I get that it sucks paying $1500 for a...
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    The Netflix Thread

    Well bummer, saw there was a new season of Master of None, and got excited because I liked the first two. Turns out the third season is a totally different thing, it follows one of the side characters from the first season, telling a gay black ladies story. I will still probably try it out, but...
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    Board Games

    I'm probably at least a year away from getting to play it, just have a million projects going on at my new house >_<
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    Board Games

    Requested my refund as well. Pretty funny with the timing on this because I got home from work today and my pledge for Middara was here, and when my wife asked me what the game was I said "Think a less punishing Kingdom Death Monster, with anime titties." I then proceeded to tell her that's its...
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    NVidia GeForce RTX 30x0 cards

    Ohh it was saying sold out, its back now although it says "Unavailable in your area" and "Unavailable to ship to your area" which seems weird.
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    NVidia GeForce RTX 30x0 cards

    Got a 3080 you want to sell me? :P
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    NVidia GeForce RTX 30x0 cards

    Awesome, the 3080 was sold out already but snagged the 3070 for my wife. Now I just need a fucking card for myself.... :D Still, that took months, so thanks again!
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    NVidia GeForce RTX 30x0 cards

    I liked it better when only the supernerds like us would even consider this shit. Old man rambling commence.
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    NVidia GeForce RTX 30x0 cards

    Thanks... I probably should have thought of that on my own. :D
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    NVidia GeForce RTX 30x0 cards

    Please keep posting when you actually see availability, I have a super nice pc just missing a graphics card (would really like a 3800), and my wife needs an entirely new pc (would also love a 3800). I keep missing all these prebuilts >_< And yeah, small town with no electronics store, so I...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    As a member of Lake Havasu's rival town Kingman, let this be a warning you will now be hunted sir! ;P
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    Valheim - Viking Survival Game (Early Access)

    I think the team is 5 guys, 5 guys that just became multimillionaires . They are probably getting blown on a tropical island while high fiving each other right about now. I'm not at all surprised there hasn't been much in terms of updates so far. Hell, if it were me I would just hire someone to...
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    NVidia GeForce RTX 30x0 cards

    Fuck... now I'm thinking maybe I should look into this cryptomining shit... I have 7 computers with 1060's, 1 with a 1070, and 1 with a 1080. While they all get used to some extent, a lot of the time they are all just sitting on 24/7 idle. Fuck me if thats like 10k a year I've just not been...
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    Valheim - Viking Survival Game (Early Access)

    Pffffft that feels like cheating. I've played as blind as possible, all with one character on the first seed I made. Its just been my wife and I, I'll post some base pictures once we get it decorated better. Right now it's a huge building with about 50 chests and a ton of open space lol.
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    Valheim - Viking Survival Game (Early Access)

    44 hours played and still haven't found the merchant >_<
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Piercings and hair are both long gone, and while I get it was ridiculous, fuck if I didn't love the attention. Peacocks gotta fly! No regrats! :P
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not to me! So this is an example of the difference in my life. My Ex wife shot down basically anything I wanted to do. Like... anything. It was a scrunched face followed by "uhhhh I just don't think its a good idea". My current wife is like "uhhh that sounds crazy but I'm sure you'll do an...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Haha yeah, I'm not the bush shitter dude. I was the "11 years in a shitty blowjob-less marriage, bought a car from a crack how drama, wife probably cheated on me after she got super into crossfit (but I was thrilled to be out of my unfun marriage), cut to me going full on 18 year old punk rock...