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No deflection.There's another angle. I think it just happens on snap shots a lot, not sure how intentional it is. The puck is coming off the toe of their sticks with crazy spin. I think this camera angle exaggerates it a bit too. Looks like a 10" break and it's probably more like half that...

Look at the fucking curve on this puck from the game winner. Dave DiCello on Twitter: That shit's got bend that would make Beckham jealous.

So much for that. Entertaining game though, lots of back and forth and almost no stoppages. Edit: thank God

I would like a win that's not heart attack inducing please penguins. Caps series was too stressful

The payoff for the fat friend's "Why I appreciates ya" runner was great.

A "good boxer" in MMA is anyone who throws OKlookingcombos. That's it. They can eat every punch thrown back at them, like Junior Dos Santos Or the Diaz brothers, and still be considered a good boxer. Make it kickboxing and it will be interesting. Seeing how Floyd moves after 3 round of leg...

Quality post.

Show was hilarious. Fartbook was definitely a departure and the low point of the 6 episodes. Binged all 6 in a row with a friend after sending him that cold open from above.

Deadpool has the best villains! Dr. Bong! Batroc the Leaper(though he's MCU)! Tiger Shark! Yeah he doesn't really have much of his own rogues gallery, always been kind of a Marvel nomad with his character interactions. I mean who else is there, T-Ray?

No hearing for Callahan. Fuckdiculous. Pens are gonna have to call up Tom Sestito at some point these playoffs to just blatantly mangle a few guys while being bad at actually playing hockey. Also Olli Maattaaattataaa isterribleright now. Has been for most of the latter half of this season but...

Orly? I mentioned the idea of feeling bad for some Caps, but if the Lightning don't win the Cup this year I will legit feel sympathy. They are getting fucking ROCKED by injuries to all their stars and just playing though it.

Oh shit, Bishop looks to be in an incredible amount of pain. That really sucks. I mean... for him and the Lightning. From a totally callous perspective it's great for the Pens. But man that really sucks.

I am so fucking sick of our stars getting injured by blatant filthy hits...

Carl Hagelin has been in the league for 5 seasons. In that span the Caps have made the playoffs 4 times. Carl Hagelin's team has eliminated them all 4 years. Which all sounds more crazy than it is, the Rangers knocked them out the other 3 with Hagelin on the team is all.

I had a huge stupid grin on my face from the moment Spidey joined the fight until they were leaving the airport. He was fucking great. Running through my head was just "someone finally got Spidey right!" over and over. Actual funny and distracting banter! During a fight!! No, it felt like...

Oshie played his dick off. 3rd period had me ready to pull my hair out. All is right in the world today. Caps out in round 2 and the Pens caused it. If I was capable of feeling empathy for the Caps I'd definitely feel bad for Ovie and Holtby.

Shhhh, only Penguins embellish.

The play where Wilson grabbed Sid by the neck is gonna get played forever. Was dumb howe he grabbed him initially, but Sid started to fall and Wilson was just holding him up. The video makes it look like Wilson trying to strangle him if you don't realize that. Can't wait for the Yinzers to...

Boo. Caps probably cheated somehow!

Holtby looks like an animal tonight. Post the Kusnetsov thing if you find it, I missed it. Sounds hilarious.

That podcast, The Flophouse, is pretty great. Not because of him so much as all three of them together.

It's like my brother said, he's got a bit of Brodeur about him. He makes all the saves he's supposed to. Which is nice after going through some of Flower's early seasons.

It's sports. The color of their jersey is enough to hate someone with savage aplomb. I feel like I've been pretty clear on this over the years. Also never forget: 04-04-16

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I watched like....10 minutes of the game. The crazy early mornings are really fucking up my playoff watching=/

He didn't jump. His skates were still firmly on the ice after his shoulder was planted in Johannson's chest. After impact his skates left the ice a bit just like every hit Ovie has ever thrown, big impacts will do that. And it wasn't technically late. Technically late is .8, it was .63, .03...

Whose elbow is at the top of their arm? It was .03 late, which is still late. And it was clearly intended to be body to body, but he caught the head with his shoulder. Which is still illegal....sort of. If they hadn't let him get away with the slash, and if they hadn't come down on Orpik...

Fuckface Trotz sounds just like most internet fans. Coach Trotz said he's disappointed with suspension length "but not surprised give the opponent"

Orpik got 3 games. Which is way better than anyone expected. 1 game seemed like the most likely possibility after the Wilson jokefine. Not because the Caps get preferential treatment, but because playoff discipline is a fucking joke.

Seriously? Both plays were absolutely filthy. How many games in a row does a team need players to get sent up to the DOPS before refs start calling majors for this shit? If the refs won't penalize them, and the Pens can't score on the PPs, the Caps have no incentive to stop playing like...

2 great games so far. If both teams can keep it clean, and by both teams I mean the Caps stop attempting to injure guys, it's going to be an amazing series.

That Orpik hit is super borderline. Replays make it look like he was straight up targeting Olli's head with the elbow. I guess it's nice to see the Caps being consistent.

Yeah, if you think about it Wilson is the real victim here. He's basically a hero. edit: Unrelated.

Sure did. That's very relevant to the rest of this series where he will definitely not play like the piece of shit he is.

Tom Wilson has surely learned a valuable lesson. Do this to a an opponent's young speedster. Get a $2403.67 fine. He definitely won't play like a piece of shit going forward now!

Now they're letting Beagle play with 2 sticks!?

I guess it's the point in the series where our opponent just starts trying to blatantly injure our stars... Jesus Christ.