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  1. iannis

    The Joe Rogan Experience (JRE)

    Man, Joe was unusually dumb with that astronaut. I almost never care when joe gets stupid because it's funny... but that was a painful dumb.
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    Star Trek: Picard

    You've given the entire plot more consideration with this post that the writers gave it in the whole 3 weeks they spent working on the script. Turn your brain off, it'll make sense. That's just how 95% of everything that tries to have a point is these days. Except rick and morty. Most people...
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    Stranger Things

    i didn't actually finish last season. S1 was perfect, S2 was still good if rehashed and you ignore the spinoff episode. The stuff with Cooper trying to father the girl and her coming into puberty was worth the time. S3 they pretty much did exactly what I thought they had to do. Which is why...
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    First World Problems

    Well. That is not the product of a healthy mind.
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    Playstation 5

    I might lazily sit when I pee, but I make up for it by walking while I poop.
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    Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020)

    Not gonna watch it, but the one good thing I have to say about it is the trailers make it look good. Interesting color, interesting contrast, looks like a vivid chalk drawing. I'm sure 90% of the movie is full blueblack Gotham at night in the rain, though. Make a full spectacle and let me...
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    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    Oh they brutalized that redneck. Lol. I had to look away for a minute and when I looked back waukeen was talking about milk!
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    Lucifer

    Contracts probably ended and the opportunities change fast. Seems to be what usually happens.
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    Shrunk (2021)

    IT HAPPENED AGAIN?!?!
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    The Expanse

    Holden gets alien-woke and becomes Hilda.
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    Parent Thread

    In that case you just sort of accept that your son is batshit crazy and roll with it. You can still love batshit crazy. Source: ex-girlfriends.
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    The FoH pornographic masterpiece

    It just links to a gif of a_skeleton_03s cock wiggling. Alternative: "Woops! there was a problem with the preview." Yeah, that sounds about right.
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    Home Improvement

    What did he do? Took your money, that's what he did. Leave a bad review wherever you can. There's a local company that did my uncle a similar way (can't tell what the hell they even did when the job was done). Don't use them again, tell everyone that's interested that they're basically...
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    Home Improvement

    Wow. I can't solder for shit and even I can do better than that.
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    The Expanse

    Villian of the season is stretching the premise a bit too thin for me. But it's the same way in the books. It's still not bad, just starting to fray. I'm not sure how to fix it realistically. Bookwise it would be a change of pov, but that comes with its own trouble. You can't delve into the...
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    The Expanse

    Her character is weird. Some scenes she'll do a heavy accent, other scenes it's kinda like she forgets. Partly it's when she's in scenes with other belters when she takes the heavier accent. So maybe they're subtly trying to tell us that Naomi is an oreo.
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    2020 Academy Awards - No Willem Dafoe The Lighthouse nom

    Yeah, I think it was Aurelius who was the stoic, kicked ass, and wrote a little book of aphorisms. Aurelian ordered a wall, kicked ass, and killed a bitch. At least neither were sister-fuckers like that dude up there.
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    2020 Academy Awards - No Willem Dafoe The Lighthouse nom

    Sol Invictus! That might have been Aurelian. Stupid latin.
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    2020 Academy Awards - No Willem Dafoe The Lighthouse nom

    I've seen some Portuguese shows that would suck in english. The language itself is just fluid and adds something significant.
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    2020 Academy Awards - No Willem Dafoe The Lighthouse nom

    Objectively, factually wrong. Subtitles are superior to dubbing in every way. Unless you can't read.I I bet he also says gif like a fag.
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    Home Improvement

    YouTube is great but there's still no substitute for experience. There are tricks of the trade, it's not just a cute thing to say.
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    2020 Academy Awards - No Willem Dafoe The Lighthouse nom

    What I took away from the Oscars was two things. Brad Pitt further cemented John Bolton as a Democrat ally in the minds of the vapid, and the honest trailers live stream crew had a commentator that looks and sounds like miss piggy IRL. All in all, a successful night for hollywood.
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    Screamfeeder's Joint

    You think there's glory in this? No, this is the blood war.
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    Screamfeeder's Joint

    The goys are getting tired of this jew shit. I'd be on edge too. Just stop doubling down and it'll be fine, though. We're more forgiving than you think. We always have been.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I ask this question basically every day I drive down the highway and look at the shoulders.
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    2 years later... the almost sad state of MMOs in the new era

    Draegan tried it. I think he gave it a somewhat honest attempt before he came to realize that creating a MMO requires a small group of professionals with well defined skillsets willing to work far below their market value. It's thousands of man hours. It's a large project that will span...
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    Mist's Misery Meadows

    Everyone has an Act 2.
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    2020 Academy Awards - No Willem Dafoe The Lighthouse nom

    We're not good people, bisi.
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    2020 Academy Awards - No Willem Dafoe The Lighthouse nom

    Honest trailers remains better than the actual thing. Hollywood should just do an entire year of honest trailers. Steal the thunder.
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    Lost

    I guess it works in westerns because the guns weren't -that- good. I can believe it in colonial pieces because muskets were probably not even as good as a good bow... just a lot more compact and a lot easier to use. But with modern guns it's always been a little bit of "I guess the idea isn't...
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    Star Trek: Picard

    I'm ok with all that though. If you accept that these ships are just going to form up like jet fighter squadrons... then yeah. with all of the force involved one torpedo will do significant enough damage to a warship that it creates cascade failures to destroy the entire thing. It's all kind...
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    Retard Dumping Ground

    Islam is right about the holocaust.
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    Star Trek: Picard

    Doomcock for Senate. Get off my lawn, you damn romulan!
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    Star Trek: Picard

    I feel like anyone named Doomcock is a natural ally to me and my clan.
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    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    Oh, I forgot. I actually do hate the escapist on principle. Their site design is awful.
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    VPN Testers Wanted

    I dunno. I signed up and they only took 5 grand from my bank yesterday. It's a small price to pay for freedom from the NSA.
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    Mist's Misery Meadows

    You hush, Izo had a good string going and here you went for the c-c-c-c-ombo breaker.
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    Star Trek: Picard

    I suppose "a bit silly" is better than "aggressively offensive".
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    Runescape Nxt

    It really is a game for kids at heart. But the quests are cute. I always loved how you would just walk up to the king and say, "Hey! I need a quest!" lol. I mean it's a perfect game for what it is. The sound track is surprisingly deep and good.
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    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    He's still not that bad. Yeah, he's not great. But the brought in the mustache guy for this one who's shown up once or twice before to make up for it. Mustache guy is crass as fuck, lol.