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I doubt it, it it's a fixture on her property. It'll depend on your local ordinance. Around here if a tree is leaning into your property you can trim the part that is but not take the entire thing down. Seems like even if she's a hag, if you offer to do some free work and wouldn't turn it...

Bert's fine. He does come across as the guy who is always going to be trying to figure it out, and never actually figure anything out. He won't get much more famous than he is, but he's got staying power. Bert is an everyman. He's like the character actor of comedians.

I was hoping for "Craig Feurgeson Presents: Hobo FIGHTS" but this might be ok. He had a show I watched a little bit of. It was him being bored and wanting to talk to people, I think. Edu-tainment. He did it with his wife. He got ahold of some smart people and asked them dumb questions. I...

Interbutts. I don't know what that is. I'm going to ask amy if she does, next time I see her. Whatever it is, i bet she's done it.

Yeah, when Stewart directly says that the show will be a condemnation of Trump, Brexit, and basically the "alt right" then there's no pre-judgement going on. Just regular old judgement.

You've got about 11 years to teach your wife how to wash... socks.. washcloths... bedsheets... the walls... THERES GONNA BE CUM EVERYWHERE.

I think he meant with the baby, not the wife. And it's not so that you bond with the baby, it's so that the baby bonds with you. But I also don't think there's an awful lot of effect in that for the first year assuming that the baby's mother is both alive and attentive. That baby is going to...

That's surprising. It really is. It might be a hard show to write, but it can't be a hard or expensive show to produce. I liked the Jarhead FBI Senior agent a lot. I suppose there's just not enough in it. It's a good solid two seasons (the first is a little better, I agree) but... it's...

I mean cool though, that means that you can save a lot of money on food and buy fancy watches instead. This genetic determinism gets ridiculous quick.

Yeah, my interpretation of that in the books is that it's a sly wink to the reader. A very mild kind of 4th wall breaking where the authors are letting you know that some things HAVE to happen because of plot. From what I remember, and it has been years, they didn't over use it. Otherwise...

Really? I actually didn't realize that. I thought Nessa was early 30's at best. I might need to invest in some of that there estrogen.

They are better made movies. They are undisputably more visually entertaining. You can't pin that on CGI advancements either. Lucas didn't really want to make them and it shows. The story team really did want to make them, but didn't know what to do with them, and it also shows.

OH GOD THERES MORE. We're old men chaos. Challenging people to honorable combat in the podcast arena is becoming socially normalized. Give it another 15 years and it's how kids will talk to each other. The only facetime they'll ever spend with one another is telling each other to visit this...

Oh god it was awful. But that was part of the charm. It was soooo baaaad. Remember how robotech had the protolotus? The 1990's had Proto VinDiesel. It's like Sparticus, if you've watched that. At a certain level you understand that the show is fucking terrible and should probably have...

I'm giving it a pass unless Mike and Rich tell me that they were surprised at how good it was. I put the odds on that happening quite low.

You're gonna have to kill a lot of Cubans to top hodjs cocaine binge. I got faith in you big f. They're quick though, and for every one you put down two rise to take his place.

You don't speak to the goat that way.

You went to Thailand to fuck white females above the age of consent?f I think you may not be grasping the entirety of your opportunity here. And before you think I'm gross, I'm not the one spending money to go to thailand.

I'd always wondered if they were related. I was assuming that they were and it was that brazen. Good to know it wasn't.

Honestly about the only thing you need to remember about S2 is that they turned it into a black hat versus white hat spagetti western. Which in theory could still be interesting and certainly a thematic fit. If only they had bothered to define any themes at all during the episodes. The two...

The one thing about hunger games that really stuck out to me wasn't anything about the movie itself. It was fine, you know. Not great, not horrible, it was perfectly adequate for the type of movie that it is. But in the credits, there is a Lawrence listed as either the first or second...

Make your body ready.

Ok, show Holden is better than book holden. That is not what usually happens, but they used the show to develop holden where the books used him as the unchanging central pillar to glue everything else on. Different medium different focus.

They do allow you to self define higher power, at least. Even if the two guys who started it were adapting a strict Christian ethic. Shedding that central conceit is going to be a difficult task for anyone, and being mindful that it does not reassert itself in harmful patterns.

Dude, it's been 30 years and cheetaras tits haven't sagged at all.

Is it vanessa?

well shit, Mr brooks. That is basically the history of the world part one. I cannot disagree.

Man, what a devoted wife. After I'm gone, you lot onto this site and call them faggots. We had a good run, you and me. But those faggots... They're faggots and they should NOT be allowed to forget it!

99% sure that what finally broke hodj was the trannies. And the frank judgement of a 40 year old father deciding to pick up a cocaine habit for the hell of it. I think it's funny, but I'm also not married and without children.. so I -could- do some shit like that and it would only hurt myself...

I'm glad he's not dead. I'm not too surprised that he's analangry. Don't go on a coke binge and then get super upset when no one respects the crazy bullshit that you start to say 4srs. That's pretty much it. VANESSA CONFIRMED G.O.A.T.

It's gotten to where they've literally got nothing else to say about Star Wars or Star Trek, but their fanbase demands that they talk about it. For the best of the worsts, they've had some horrible ones. Complete wastes of time. It's super hit and miss... which is the whole gimmick. They do...

Mostly the box or outside. Sometimes she'll poop in the bathtub. I think she's telling me to clean the toilet when she does.

@wormie QUANTUM DICK PILLS, BROTHER. QUANTUM. DICK. PILLS.

I rescued a kitten and convinced her to not run away through a carefully designed application of food, petting, posturing, and tongue clicking.

Shoulders are terrible. It's gonna take a while, and it won't ever really heal right. The shoulder is the most fucked up joint in your entire body. It's just a mess of ligaments, tendons, and muscle all wrapped around a weak ball and socket joint. It should stop hurting within a week or two...

Jeez, i'm not a straight to fuckin kind of guy but 22 years is an awful long time to wait.

My parents said that they put the crib on a mattress for me, because it was an old wooden one and I went monkey mode too. She have a playpen? I actually have very dim memories of my playpen. Mom said i'd sleep in that and never try to crawl out, it was just the crib that I did the great...

I waneed to date this post MURPH, but settled for a worf. It was too sentimental, and the entire sequence with Ben aflek was pointless. Contact was better. The sentimentality in that was more earnest and thoughtful. I'm pretty sure I'm dead center of the demographic that interstellar was...

But he called for a return to high seas privateering too, so it's a mixed bag.