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Hmmm actually... how many of your Slack messages are composed by AI?

Nah I'm pretty well loved lol. But if it makes you feel better, sure, believe what you like. You're a conservative douche bag, your daughter is definitely going to hate you by the time she's a teenager.

500 slack messages a day is the kind of work you do. That's obviously the kind of shit that will become AI automated. Also, that percentage equates 1 in 100 million. Math must not be a big part of your job eh?

I have no problem waking up to an alarm. Not sure why your ego is so fragile that you need to paint such a picture of me.

I'm guessing your kids are gonna grow up to hate your guts, and your wife is gonna cheat on you. If they're even real at all.

How long until your job gets replaced by AI?

Oh SLACK MESSAGES yup you're a paragon of hard labor lmao If I had a useless office job like you I would happily work.

I bet your wife, if she actually exists, is very sexually satisfied with such an internet badass like you for a husband

Actually did my quick math wrong. At this rate, you're on track for closer to 150, if you keep up the same pace you've had for the first half of the day.

I really, really hope you get stage 4 cancer and have to spend four years in and out of hospitals getting treatment.

Legitimately would not be able to work like that anymore, with my fatigue and pain. Believe it or don't, I don't give a shit. If me existing makes you feel better about yourself, cool. But don't piss on my leg and call it rain. You are obviously full of shit. You're on track for 100 posts...

Before I started school, I was doing 56 hours a week at that job. 10 hour shifts M-Th, 8 hours Friday, 8 hours Saturday.

Production work*

Oh and those 32 hours a week were spent doing physical labor, production week at a factory. I wasn't shit posting every 5 minutes and calling it work. I was actually WORKING.

Do you think anyone in the world at all deserves to be on disability? Or is this a special vendetta against me? Both my doctors and the government think I deserve to be on disability. Don't like it? Write your lawmakers or run for office.

I worked pretty hard before my cancer, homie. When I got sick I was doing 14 credit hours at school, working 32 hours a week, and spending 10 hours a week total commuting (since the closest college with a chemistry program was over an hour away). Got out of work at 11PM, got up to drive to...

Judge not lest ye be judged, I wouldn't give two shits about how you spend your life if you weren't sperging out at me.

It's an asymptotic function at x=0

I'm not judging the number of posts, dumb ass. I'm pointing it out to call bullshit on your stories about how hard you work. Obviously. God damn you're stupid.

Well don't brag like you're working your ass off. We all know the more money you make, the less you do.

Accurate depiction of how Araysar spends his work day, I'm sure.

It's not even 2PM and you've made 54 posts today lmao. God damn you must be one efficient mother fucker to be working the whole time too! AND a workout? Much wow. Lmao.

Yeah sitting in a desk on a laptop taking calls shitposting the whole time. You're a real hard worker. I am humbled to be in your presence.

You bring up my cancer more than I do, homie.

Not a brag, just a fact.

Told ya I don't sleep in til afternoon ;) the rest of that first paragraph is spot on tho. When's the last time you worked a job that actually required so much attention that you couldn't shitpost all day long while "working"? If you were as hard of a worker as you claim, you wouldn't be the...

Actually almost killed him. Had my knee against his throat asking if he was done yet, telling him to give back the money he stole from me. He wouldn't say "uncle," he ended up unconscious, George Floyd style.

The last ass I kicked was a 6'3" guy that just got out of 5 years in prison. He was in pretty good shape. Easily kicked his ass.

Lmao yeah you don't like to brag, such a humble person lmfao 😹😹😹

Is that before or after you log into FoH? I assume you log in as soon as you wake up, since you assume that I log in as soon as I wake up. I genuinely don't believe a word you say about your life. You are the epitome of a stereotypical internet "tough guy" that makes shit up to earn the...

When's the last time you were in a fight? I was hanging out with some real shady, aggressive people when I was living in Saginaw. Drug dealers, ex-cons, etc. I know for sure I have the strength to kick an ass if I need to. When's the last time you fought anything but a keyboard battle?

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Also lmfao when do you find the time to work out? You're so full of shit. Full time job, full time school, family, 50-100 shitposts per day, AND a workout? Lmfao 😹😹

I knew you'd say that. Big difference between working and 8 hour shift, and taking 5 minutes to kick someone's ass.

If I ever meet you in public I'm going to beat the shit out of you btw. Usually don't condone violence but God damn would it feel good to kick your ass.

I legitimately hope you get cancer. Literally praying for it. Karma needs to bite you in the ass.

Like I said, I don't log into FoH when I first wake up. I'm not as obsessed with this place as you, I don't log on immediately when I wake up. I get shit done first before I shitpost. I bet your boss would appreciate it if you copied my habit.

Lmao with you on ignore, page 281 of the Third Intifada only has 5 posts visible 😹😹😹 you must be working real hard today!

That makes it even more pathetic that you spend literally all day, every day on this forum