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If the cunt-rag ever tries shit with my kids.. I've got a special burial place in the back of my property picked out already.

Met Mr. Youngin' Saturday Cutest. Kid. Ever.

Not for him its not.

lol i wish. True story. Thankfully we had copies on our staging host to re-push to him, since we just pushed it this morning.

10:30 am - Get customer site live on his webserver, this customer being IT just wanting us to configure cause "Its not worth his time" 10:45 am - Finish training customer on the WYISYG editor used to build website so that he can update information 11:00 am - Customer called, practically in...

....huh?

I also think you misunderstood his question; he was asking if its okay to go to a part time job interview and ask if there's opportunities to move to full time wihtin the same company.

I feel like I've ascended in my wordsmithing.

To expand on this: Asking about where you can go in 6 months, a year, 5 years, etc with the company (upward mobility) shows you are looking at the company as a long term employment. Having been on "that" side of the interview table, I can safely say that I have a 50/50 split of people who asked...

I still wanna stab this giant cuntmuffin of a sperm-to-baby processor in the eye with a rusty metal dildo..

...My son was adopted through the foster care system. His bio Mom had a kid after the case was closed with her first 3 (fuck this story) and now that one is in foster care. CPS has contacted us to see if we'd be interesting in adopting this 7 year old. The homestudy has been done and we are...

..I no longer feel like I overcharge for DR services...

Fuck yes he did. Was lol.

My son started a job last week. Got his first paycheck this week. You'd think he was making six figures as happy as he was...Makes me so fucking proud.

Thankfully, I sell overpriced shit to county government; I don't sell them macs cause its more money for the little shit they need.

I fucking hate powershell

I'd love to strike out on my own; I just have zero confidence I could build enough income fast enough to keep me off welfare before my savings ran out..I mean, I put in 70-80 hour weeks as is...Why not get to enjoy all the monies? But fuck..

50% on the first 10%. I guess its standardish then?

My Company match is pretty shit, but would land me around an extra 5k.

I just want to add: If you make it clear sex won't change your mind and its breakup town regardless, and she still wants the D? Fair game, play ball.

I'm good with that... Thanks for the calc

What is the max you can do in a 401k? Also, does employer contributions count toward that max? coming up on 30 myself, and while I've got a lil saved I want to take my recent raise and start maxing my 401k contributions. Nevermind, I looked at this and it appears that 18k is my max. If I...

In no way, shape, or form will I ever admit to anyone I work with that I visit this forum.

Are you the fuck in the black Model X that drives down 75 like fucking Morgan Freeman getting road head from Ms. Daisy?

To into his office today, be like "Yo bitch, we need to talk deets."

We don't have a branch in Minnesota, sorry.

You opening up in Dallas? I'll suggest support week goes there this year. She's actually kinda hot. Like, mid 40's Mom works out hot.

Last year, my company's support department went to one of these things. I had been working here like, 60 days. It was a Zombie theme. My VP flashed her tits to the Zombie. Three times.

Cause retaining and rewarding your best employees is a bad management strategy? I mean, I'm new to this management shits, and maybe I'm a little too eager to please my team..But fuck man. I'm taking 'em to dinner tonight cause they reached a deliverable already, a week ahead of schedule (and my...

Congrats, btw, man. Babys are fucking cooler than guns.

I mean, my understanding of commission is essentially, you earn x% of what you sell. So shouldn't it essentially be without cap regardless? Since the more you make, they are making exponentially more than that? Speaking of commission, I got my performance bonus projection for Q1 today. Being a...

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!?

Argue that you should be allowed to hit the cap as a motivator to others to strive to do as good as you. Then begin training others, and have others approach it. Then shift your position to sales training/management with a fat ass salary check.

.....Now I understand you....

A single .22 may be sufficient to handle all practical purposes for most people, which is home defense and "fuck that fucking bird". This, however, does not mean it is all you should buy. Guns are fucking cool.

I mean, yeah, busting out the old KVM is probably the easiest method. Just not as mindless as I wanted. Thanks

So you think its safe to use a VM to box on the truebox servers? This is without MQ2/any cheating programs. I just dont want to have to setup my laptop too.

I thought they banned you from running EQ in a VM?

Tell that to the U.S. President.

Don't listen to your parents; You were a surprise, not an accident! Actual advice: There's always the office space line of "If you had millions and never had to earn another dime, what would you spend your day doing?"