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It"s like we are all a biology experiment gone bad lol

Well it boils down to this.. you shouldn"t be shitty to your friends just because of an event they had no control over. This also extends into real life too.. your friends are there to support you but they can"t support you if you trash them and hurt them every time something goes wrong for...

/yawn

Bottom line is a few people need to shut their fucking mouths. End of story.

hhmm *ponders this*

Why don"t you just suck my dick?

Trying to but seems that"s the only ones I attract. Maybe I should just become a social hermit.

Cause I still love her? *sighs* Fuck me.

yeah. She is apologizing for what she did to me...

Melody just asked me if I miss her because she misses me... then she says but I am happy now.. but she still reads my profile... I am so confused.

I guess I should have mentioned I have known Melissa for 23 years so it"s not like she is just some random chick I decided to let move in lol

Sure!

Been there for over a month ;-)

You all are right I am stupid. There. Quote that for your fucking sigs.

I thought the same thing you goofy bastards and the name on the caller ID is the same as the shrink that practices in canton.. plus my mother knows her from her work with Home Health and verified it was her. I"m not stupid.

Wow.. so just got off the phone with the shrink... she wants me to let Melissa move in with me, as friends, and help them build up her self worth and help Melissa get out of this self destructive cycle she is in... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... wtf... I said ok... *sighs*

I did?

lol *high five*

I have no clue why the shrink wants to talk to me. Apparently she is pretty hot from what Melissa says but *shrugs*

Damn it... you"ve been busy and I didn"t want to add to it. Forgive me? Hey at least I got rid of her... but now her shrink wants to talk to me and is calling me tonight at 8? <-- is still confused. If you would just move out here and take me in hand all our problems would be solved. *nods...

Well actually she asked to rent a room from me before we started dating so that part really doesn"t play into it.

A little update for your laughing pleasure So I got rid of the last girl I posted about and started going out with this new chick. We were going to move in together this Sun into one of my parents rental houses that is coming open. I sent her a message last night and all of a sudden I start...

I get one about every 3 years or so. I started getting them after I almost died when I was a kid from a viral infection. I had a fever that spiked at 103.5. I was in a the hospital for a week, in and out of a cold bath, then the fever broke and it went away. The dr.s never did figure out what it...

The floor laughed at you? Must be some damn good shit you"re smoking.

Looks like most of them say 1on1.. was an interesting read... I actually knew a couple of the girls listed for my area... explains a lot.. ROFLMAO

QFT Done being a nice guy. Going back to being the fucking bastard I was. So yeah pretty much fuck all women.

Damn Vat don"t know how I missed that but grats bro :-)

Why will there be odors and aromas? All they do is make a small incision in the ear and drain the fluid out of it which is not stinky or smelly.. it"s like fluid on a knee or elbow...

It"s just 4 grand... you all act like he gave her a million and a house in the Hamptons or something *shakes head*

There... that makes it at least easier to read.

Guys I"m sensitive! Please stop hurting my feelings!

Well for all the dumb fucks here who are just clueless I"ll post why she wasn"t wet.. didn"t think I needed to because I figured most of you would know there are many reasons why a woman doesn"t get wet or only gets a little wet... of course this is FoH so no idea why I thought most of you had a...

damn again you deliver more great advice Sutekh! You are a proverbial sage, my friend! Keep up the good work! Oh wait.... Ah damn! Nope you"re still a dumb fuck. Good try though! Better luck next time!

LOL Got some shit to share with you guys.. generally I would keep this to myself but it is too funny not to share... life is so fucking ironic. So that raw spot I was talking about from trying to fuck the desert pussy is not actually a raw spot... it is a fucking tear in my fraenulum...

Yes cause obviously I have no idea what a little boy is thinking when he is sitting there watching a woman undress...

That"s what I thought too Sutekh! Thanks man!! I appreciate that and will get right on it. *sigh of relief* And I thought I was crazy!

Ok I have something to post here and I am just curious as to everyone"s take on it... I know what I think I should do but maybe I am just gun shy or something. I have been dating this chick for 3 weeks now. My cousin set us up. My cousin is female and this is one of her old girl friends, IE...

Has nothing to do with a mancrush.. I just know what a PoS you really are unlike most of these people on here.. grobbee doesn"t have anything on you.. now kindly STFU and go away.

Yeah I know and I am trying really hard too but you fuckers just get under my skin sometimes.

It"s like this... when you post just ignore the 20+ people who are gonna post stupid shit and just read the ones that actually help or are constructive... it"s really that simple... who gives a fuck what people like Zehn or James says about a post? By giving them the ability to effect you, you...