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  1. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Basically everyone I know is saying there must be something I don't know about, and most are saying there must be another guy in the picture somewhere I'm just totally unaware of. I don't know how that could be, I mean, we were together during about all of my free time, and while sure, she had...
  2. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think it was worse that I got a huge "This is probably a stupid mistake. You're one in a million, it's so hard to find a nice guy, and (string of compliments), it really has nothing to do with you, you're perfect, it's me." spiele. Well that and the fact that we spent a great night together...
  3. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, I just got dumped bro's. Feels bad.
  4. Onoes

    Raid on ThePiratebay, servers seized, IP's blocked by Swedish government.

    All the nets for Grumblethorne! hip hip, Huzzah! ^_^
  5. Onoes

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    I just want to acknowledge you are a prophet. Two days after you posted this Southpark had Bill Cosby trying to rape a girl and force her to drink while singing this song. Good job sir!
  6. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hahaha, I've discovered that to a woman being called Crazy is probably worse than being called Cunt but I'd never heard Princess before. I'm going to have to try that one at some point! lol
  7. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Also, fellas, I can not recommend divorce enough if you've never gotten to experience this kind of shit. If you have an amazing wife, sure, stick with it, but holy fuck if you don't, go out, see the world, face fuck someone.
  8. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, she's made it clear that while she likes it in the butt sometimes, she is pretty much just into maybe a well lubed finger while we are fucking. However, she likes doing things to a guys ass. If it was just her thing I wouldn't be as uncomfortable about it. We basically have a reverse...
  9. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hahah yeah I know, and today I totally agree. How about we change gears a sec and I tell you my other concern. As I've stated a bunch on here in the past, I'm pretty fucking repulsed and horrified at the thought of anal anything. In the thousands of times I've had sex, I've never tried...
  10. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ehh, I tried to talk to her, she didn't want to, I apologised for taking so long and let her know I thought she was going to be happy getting to spend some time with me after I had previously stated we wouldn't be seeing each other. She still wanted to just lay there and be pissy about it...
  11. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    And yes, I 100% agree with you. Last week she asked me to come spend a night and I told her I just wanted some me time and to sleep, and the next day she made a couple of comments how she had hoped I was just going to show up and surprize her. So last night I thought "Well, I don't want to...
  12. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hahaha, man, all the people who think my dick made the decision and I wanted to fuck, you are dead wrong. It was actually the opposite. I didn't really feel like fucking at all, but she is pretty relentless about it, which is normally awesome, but I was fucking tired. I'll confess I wasn't in...
  13. Onoes

    It's Netsmas Time Again! Post For Free +Nets

    Merry Netsmas to all, and to all a good night! Here is your present, I put bows on it. Enjoy.
  14. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sorry, I just read that and realized its minor and boring as fuck. I think I'm just annoyed because its been 40 straight days of amazingness, so this seems like a bigger deal than it actually is.
  15. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You rang and I cometh. Had my first little tiff thing with the girlfriend tonight. I spent the night with her last night, and let her know this morning that I tossed and turned all night, and was probably going to just crash tonight. Well, we text some this afternoon and she ended the...
  16. Onoes

    What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

    Watched it tonight, A+. I'm taking it to work tomorrow. I suspect it will be a hit. Love that NZ humor!
  17. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah yeah, misspelling. :P And heads, always heads.
  18. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    On a bright note, I've now been seeing the same girl for a month, and I'm pretty much head over heals for her. It's only been a month but I'm really thinking this is going to end up a long term thing. Fingers crossed.
  19. Onoes

    The Tattoo Thread

    Second session complete. Sat for 5 hours this time. Also, changed my mind on the UV inks after reading more about them. The lines will just be filled by white.
  20. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So I'm pretty much head over heals for this new girl I'm seeing. I can't believe its only been a week since we met. Seriously, I know I'm being dumb, I'm fully aware that I would tell someone they were being retarded if they were in my shoe's, but yeah. We've seen each other every day, just...
  21. Onoes

    The Tattoo Thread

    Honestly, my plan is to fill in the circuit lines with white UV reacting ink as well, so at some point or another we are talking 100% coverage on both arms. So yeah, I'm planning on being sore for a while. :/
  22. Onoes

    The Tattoo Thread

    Sat for 9 hour yesterday. Got all the line work done, and started the shading. I'm pretty pumped.
  23. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    And I get flak for derails! P.s. Met a girl. Like her a lot. Also she's 26, so practically an adult! :P
  24. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Embrace it. Talked to a 35 year old girl for about an hour last night, she seemed nice and things started going well... then she started talking about how she sells essential oils in what is very clearly pyramid thing. I found this to be a huge turn off/red flag. She Facebook invited me to an...
  25. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She was a sweet child of mine.
  26. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yes sir.
  27. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Half a lifetime ago. Le sigh.
  28. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    "The dude" next to me is my ex-girlfriend, whom I stay with when I'm in Prescott, and yes, she's Slash. Here's what she looks like when she is not Slash ya mong. And yeah, the party started at 7, we took a couple pictures right after we got dressed up, around 6ish, before the party...
  29. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think we would have to get about 80 more posts in before we could claim worse than the homeschooling, derail, but point taken, I'll stop.
  30. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    British Sketch Comedy show, originally 3 stage shows, then made into a radio series, and finally into a 3 season tv show. It did air in the Us, albeit heavily edited versions of the episodes to fit Cartoon Networks Adult Swim time blocks.
  31. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not a Juggalo, I am not down with the Great Milenko. Woop Woop. Color me dissapointed that not one of you have guessed correctly. What kind of nerds are you supposed to be?
  32. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    More obscure. Technically the hat should be on fire.
  33. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ehhh, I've got no defense. Yes, I don't typically find that I have much in common with people my age and up. They want to talk politics, finances, and world events. I don't watch news on television, or read about it in any medium, nor do I have any interest in it. I don't like sports, so...
  34. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I won't ever remarry, but I do like being in a relationship. I'm a huge fan of sex, and all the lovey stuff that comes with it. So when I say prospects, I mean to date / be intimate with.
  35. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hey, thanks Deathwing. Yeah, when I told my co-worker I was going to go have a blind date with a 21 year old, he laughed and said "It's going to be funny when she turns out to be more of an adult than you." or something along those lines. I also had a massive talk with my Ex-wife the other...
  36. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hahahaha, I didn't even think of that. Nope, she suggested the place, technically it was a frozen yogurt place, because she works at one of the owners other businesses in town. I imagine she chose the place based on (I know everyone who works here, so there's very little chance of me being...
  37. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Neither as far as I'm aware. I sent the girl a Facebook message saying "Hey, I still owe you a drink from the other night, if you'd like to go out sometime I'd be thrilled. If not, no worries, I'll just get you the next time I randomly see you!" and she replied with "Thanks, I just got out of...
  38. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Or, you know, I was joking. :P
  39. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    PM me her cell, I'll tell her, and arrange a time and place to handle the situation. I assume she's batshit crazy, I'm only doing this if it's going to make headlines.
  40. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Agreed. That's rough.