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I'm not in love. Just got out of the shower and headed to another girls house for a nightcap. I'm planning on seeing the good girl again, but a friend just introduced me to a bad one, and I'm going to see her first. I'm not going to say a lot of what you guys are saying is wrong, because as...

She did mention she wanted to move in, clean my house, raise my children, and satisfy my every sexual want. Shit, was that a red flag?

/shrug, I asked why she was on tinder and she said she told me that at her 4th of July party her brother was using it, she asked what it was, and he said a dating thing and showed her, so she installed it. That was the night I talked to her on it. She went back to Cali the next day and got...

Yea yeah. I mean, I wasn't expecting sex. If I had got there and hadn't liked her, I would have found a way to take off early. I mean, I definitely wasn't expecting a night of 16 year old making out either. I figured A.) it wasn't going to work out and maybe I would go see a movie alone, or...

Your comment about how 9 times out of 10 when a girl says she doesn't want sex she wants you to take control. 1 time out of 10 she doesn't, she just doesn't have sex with dudes she just met. This is based on your science fact statistic. What i'm saying is, if a girl doesn't want to fuck me...

And the other 1 time out of ten you get to be a rapist! Totally worth it. It's fine, I had a nice night /shrug And nah Gravy, her body was just definitely her best feature. Her face isn't amazing, but its good, really nice teeth, which is a big thing to me.

Hahahaha, man, got back from my Tinder date this morning and this is perfect. So, I said she was driving a couple hundred miles to meet me right? Well, her family owns a s vacation home in Lake Havasu, about an hour from me, so thats where she went. I drove the hour and met her at the door...

Kiss = sex. Girls bro.

Joined Tinder. Matched with and talked to a girl 4th of July who was in a neighboring town. Found out the next day she lives a couple hundred miles away. Kept talking to her anyway. She is driving all day tomorrow to go on a date/spend the night with me. I'm excited, and hope its not a...

This is insane.

Hooray for SCIENCE!

Man, I would be the best house husband ever. You can always tell a Milford man.

I'm not sure what impact I should be worried about? I'm pretty sure my actions as a human being are mostly what will be rubbing off on them, and I feel confident in my ability to manage that department. What exactly are your concerns? The fantastic quality of life I provide them? The...

I shrugged and nodded.

Pretty sure I could show up in a giant pink bunny costume and my kids would love it, so, pretty much the same reaction.

I wish I enjoyed some form of physical exercise. All my weight lost is just having a better diet so far. I have no strength at all, and a gut still. I'm trying to get into some kind of daily activity, but its all hard, shitty, and not fun. Bleh.

It's only a 3 hour drive for me, so it's not really a trip. My mom asked if I could put in recessed lighting for her after seeing what I did in my house, I said no problem. So that's the reason for the trip, thought I would try to have fun while I was there as well.

Well, its several things I think. I mean, yes, the driving factor is to have sex, undisputedly. Why didn't I do it before? Having full control of what I eat and portion sizes helps, as well as having full control of what's in the house (no one is buying ice cream and cookies for example)...

Which technically means I fit the criteria of banging Noodles sister, but knowing his murderous rages now, think I'll pass. :P Unless she's cute, then I'll risk it. Pics.

IT Director. I've reached the pinnacle of my career, probably.

And because thats probably going to spark up the whole name debate again, let me head it off with- How many people know your middle name? Almost no one? Yeah, so why not have fun with it. If that still doesn't work for you, well, suck a dick? :P

My name is Mikel Supercool Allen. My sons are Conrad Awesome Allen, and Max Awesome Allen. They're adorable.

I have 5. I do plan on full sleeves though, so there's that.

Nope, teenage girls still love the Jurassic park truck. I have a 16 and an 18 year old sister, and I've let them borrow it to impress their friends. So, I should be solid on that front too. :P

Teenage girls and gay dudes? Sounds like this is going to be an interesting year. Also, I'm working on the weight Kuriin! Down 26 pounds from January 1st. So, don't worry bro, I'll make myself pretty enough for you, just wait for it. <3 Gay.

I turn 35 in November. As for the hair and the piercings, it's for the attention. Granted this will bring unwanted attention as well, but I don't mind dealing with that, when a byproduct is that lots of wanted attention is also given. As an example - Me at Christmas, basically 6 months...

No smoking and dental hygiene I guess? As for me attracting crazy, I just cut the hair Wednesday, and had all 8 piercings put in Sunday, so you can't really blame that. Will I attract crazies now? Probably more likely, but that's kind of the point, I'm not looking for marriage, I'm looking...

I left the crazy girls number in my phone, because if she called I wanted to see who it was so that I wouldn't answer, as opposed to picking up and being put in the situation of having to either hang up on her or talk to her. I figured either of those situations could be bad, so just leave it...

So, I'm going to be traveling around, mostly for fun, although I have some work stuff to do in Atlanta. A couple of people mentioned getting together the next time I was in Phoenix anyway, so I thought I would see if any Rerollers wanted to catch up for a drink or to otherwise entertain me on...

Baby Headcrab?

This was my marriage. Everyone except my very close friends were incredibly shocked. The amount of "But you guys are the absolute best couple I've ever seen" was off the charts. Just because two people get along well in groups, does not in any way reflect their internal states.

Toodles.

Exactly. McCheeses post just made me yell out "WHY".

I have a big Straight Edge tattoo on my back, never planned on messing with anything mind altering, and didn't try a drink until I was 26. At 34, I find I quiet like drinking socially. /shrug, people change.

You sent me one before, but it wasn't letting me redeem it last I tried (probably a month ago), I'll try again tonight. If it still doesn't work, and you aren't swamped with people wanting them, I wouldn't mind trying another. /shrug Either way though, not a huge deal! EDIT: Yup, I still...

My apologies for implying your wives were bang maids :P I was mainly going off of Eomer's earlier post, where it seemed to me her purpose was to serve him, and then wait patiently for him to be ready for his massage and sex, while he did nothing but pay for things and then whatever HE wanted...

Seems to me like the only guys with no complaints are the ones that have a bang maid. My duties include- Pay X dollars a month to support my/her needs Her duties- Cook Clean Leave me alone generally Offer sex when wanted Thats what I seem to get out of the guys who have is "so...

Throughout the whole "buying a car" fiasco, and all of these insane exploits, I've been very open and honest, and made sure to include anything from me. If its a shallow thing to say then so be it, but I don't think I am a dick or a jerk. I tend to treat people better than I am treated, and...