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  1. Eomer

    Slide Rules & Paleotechnology

    You are a fucking lunatic. For real.
  2. Eomer

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Oilers on a two game winning streak. Staking out a spot on the parade route as we speak. And yeah, MAF has been a colossal fuckup his entire career. So much athletic ability, such a fucking goofball:
  3. Eomer

    Viagra cost dbl since 2009 - where to source little blue batteries for my meatsabre?

    So just take it every now and again when you want to bang all night.
  4. Eomer

    Viagra cost dbl since 2009 - where to source little blue batteries for my meatsabre?

    Just bullshit them. Give them a sob story about not getting it up, don't mention booze, and you're good to go.
  5. Eomer

    Viagra cost dbl since 2009 - where to source little blue batteries for my meatsabre?

    Have you considered Rock Hard Weekend?
  6. Eomer

    Viagra cost dbl since 2009 - where to source little blue batteries for my meatsabre?

    I don't think it's any cheaper up here in Canada. I got a script from my GP years ago for 10 refills of some little 4 pill sample packs, and I'm pretty sure they were $10-20 a pill.
  7. Eomer

    The Return of the Pink (Floyd)

    I believe he was implying that Pink Floyd without Gilmour and Waters isn't truly Pink Floyd. So basically, the last legit Pink Floyd album was The Final Cut. Which was appropriately named.
  8. Eomer

    Weight Loss Thread

    I did some personal training when I got tricked in to buying a package while joining a gym (high pressure sales for the win!). The dude I ended up with was actually really, really good at the PT aspect. He himself was a body builder that competed. He was really good at motivating me, and keeping...
  9. Eomer

    Calgary, Canada

    Actually, other than a couple gas/piss/lunch stops while driving through, I haven't really been to the Banff townsite more than once or twice in the past 15 years. I've been to the various ski resorts as well as camping, hiking, and ski touring in the park site, though, and that's all good. I'm...
  10. Eomer

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    I realize. But I think that playoff success is the very definition of what makes a good hockey player. Do you know who Dale Hawerchuk is? He was one of the best players of the high scoring 80's/90's era. And no one gives a fuck about him today because he never won a goddamn thing and only made...
  11. Eomer

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    I was gonna ask how many finals they've been to, but I guess that would eliminate Marleau and Thornton too. Which would make the most sense, actually.
  12. Eomer

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I think we can all agree that crippled people are making the world worse because of all the accommodations we have to make for them. Fucking cripples rustle me something fierce.
  13. Eomer

    Calgary, Canada

    Ugh, I don't really agree. The Banff townsite is a tourist trap hellhole. There's tons of nice places and things to do in the Banff Park, yes, but the Banff townsite itself has gotten completely out of control. You may as well just go to a shopping mall. It's a shame really.
  14. Eomer

    Water Heaters

    heh, yeah, I'm quite sure that renting your water heater is pretty much a scam. Seems like it's a big thing in Ontario. No idea why. Never heard of it in Alberta, although I'm sure that there's idiots out there who are content making monthly payments on pretty much anything and everything.
  15. Eomer

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Actually, that reminds me of a frequent rustler: doors with the handicap motor on them are often much more difficult to open manually than they otherwise would be. Every now and then you're expecting to just shoulder/elbow the door open, and the fucking thing barely budges and you look like an...
  16. Eomer

    Transformers 4: Baylicious

    Marky Mark has been playing the character from The Big Hit over and over and over again, for the most part. I've enjoyed a fair number of his movies, but the guy has zero range.
  17. Eomer

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    This is getting harder and harder.
  18. Eomer

    Home Improvement

    Hate them, personally. I just don't see the appeal. And not having an overflow on a sink is always a recipe for potential disaster, IMO.
  19. Eomer

    Calgary, Canada

    Yeah, Sunshine is about an hour and a half, Louise closer to 2 hours. There's shuttles etc. Sunshine can be a nightmare for parking these days, best to take a shuttle. Louise is the better resort by far (Sunshine is IMO terrible, too many flat spots, too much wind, and too often white out), but...
  20. Eomer

    Your own biography thread

    Tell me about your shorn scrotum.
  21. Eomer

    Lockheed Martin puts out a Fusion Related Press Release

    The past 60 years of fusion research pretty clearly demonstrates that it won't. It doesn't really seem to matter how much money you throw at fusion, it's always just 10 or 20 years away. That's not to say that we won't figure it out eventually, I'm sure we will. But it's probably going to take...
  22. Eomer

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Don't worry, he'll fade away once the speed and competitiveness continues to pick up as the season progresses. I dunno, maybe he'll hold it together, but from where I stand there are few players more overrated than Nash.
  23. Eomer

    Someone hit my parked car...suggestions?

    Again, his original post just said "I didn't want to pay for insurance anymore", he didn't clarify that until halfway through the thread. Not having collision in this situation shouldn't really matter, no one disagrees with that. But it initially sounded like he had no insurance whatsoever.
  24. Eomer

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    edit: stupid Chrome crash restore bug
  25. Eomer

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Congrats! Will you be dying your hair red, getting a bunch of dumb piercings, and banging fat chicks to celebrate your new found freedom? Should you go that route, please share your experiences here.
  26. Eomer

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Fuck no. They're easily the most hated team in the country. I'd be even more ashamed. Not to mention that they're on their way down, not up.
  27. Eomer

    Someone hit my parked car...suggestions?

    Sorry, meant no collision! It's kind of 50/50. We've been buying a fair number of lightly used trucks lately. We came across a really good fleet company that sells us year old vehicles with low mileage for like half of what they would be new. In which case, we've just been buying them outright...
  28. Eomer

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    Is there room on the Hawks bandwagon? I'm thinking that they're a team I could get behind. That goal song is just so catchy.
  29. Eomer

    Someone hit my parked car...suggestions?

    He specifically said he "didn't want to pay for insurance any more". I dunno, that seems reasonably clear to me that he has zero insurance, but yeah I guess he could just have meant comprehensive. My business doesn't have comprehensive on any of our trucks, because it saves us like 20k a year...
  30. Eomer

    Calgary, Canada

    Charcut is supposed to be amazing food, although I haven't been personally:http://www.charcut.com/ Craft is a decent brew pub, although I'm not generally thrilled with their selection:Craft Beer Market National is similar, I think there's a few around the city:Home :: NTNL Saltlik is...
  31. Eomer

    New Nexus phone & tablet

    Yeah, I don't get how phone prices are in the slightest way justifiable. Fuck, you can buy reasonably decent laptops, desktops, and 50"+ TV's for those kind of dollars. It's ridiculous.
  32. Eomer

    Someone hit my parked car...suggestions?

    Not having auto insurance, even if it's permitted in your jurisdiction, is flat out retarded. Seriously.
  33. Eomer

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Shit, my edit cameafteryour post. I feel shame.
  34. Eomer

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Which is located directly next to a large body of water:Squaw Creek Reservoir - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Granted, not "ocean" large, but still large. But fair enough, given some of the other examples, I guess it's not a big limiting factor in their placement.
  35. Eomer

    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    So how about them Oilers? 23 goals against in 4 games isn't too shabby, right?
  36. Eomer

    What do you do?

    After two years, I'm pretty sure that the special lady friend still barely knows or understands what my company does, let alone what I do. Yet I know the majority of her coworkers on a first name basis, what their life stories are, who hates who, and so on. And she only works there two days a week!
  37. Eomer

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Isn't one of the major limitations of nuclear the fact that plants must be located near a large body of water for cooling purposes? Which pretty much requires them to be located in areas extremely prone to a multitude of natural disasters?
  38. Eomer

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Good luck? Break a leg? Don't end up flat? Sorry, not sure what the proper nomenclature is here.
  39. Eomer

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

  40. Eomer

    Gloves for computer use?

    There are lots of thin work gloves out there that are designed to not limit manual dexterity as much as their bulky cousins, but I'm not sure if those are going to be great for computer use.