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  1. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Yeah, your post totally had me seething with rage. Like, you spinning the "positive" of removing random battle grinding with a horrid side quest system that had all of 5 minutes put into it practically had me convulsions. Another massive victory was voice acting, the 1997 game didn't have...
  2. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Yeah my guy your list of positives boil down to "this game which has released in 2020 looks better than this other game that was released in 1997". Great job, you've totally convinced me about how good this game really is. I would be concerned that your day job is education, but England's a...
  3. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    It's because Tetsuya Nomura is a worthless faggot. I'm sure if this episodic remake ever finishes Cloud and Sephiroth will be playing a board game together and discussing friendship while the credits roll.
  4. Rude

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Damn this is another stat Jameis Winston could have pointed out when he was telling people he was balling. Might have even got a starting gig!
  5. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    You perceive my reactions as ironic because you're too dense to realize what I was doing. You continously reaffirm my point that you're a complete simpleton. Also, @khorum salt mines when a user says something he perceives as too stupid or annoying to handle. Then that lasts for some short...
  6. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Clearly. That's why your retarded ass throws out generic ad hominems over being called out. And we both know I was referring to you bed wetting and reaction spamming because you're too much of a pussy to engage people in conversations over the internet. The hurty words must cause you mental and...
  7. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    I don't feel like they even tried to make it subtle about what a slime ball he is. I think that overly retarded cartoony Kefka laugh at the end outright inverted my boner. It's par for the course with the remake though I guess? I enjoyed Hojo as a villain, I think he was easily the worst of...
  8. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Cloud handed the black materia over to Sephiroth almost immediately after the temple riddle was solved. Then he wailed on Aeris. He hesitated before striking her down in the city of ancients and Sephiroth smoked her anyway. He was mentally skull fucked before he handed over the materia at the...
  9. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Cloud already showed he can resist Sephiroth's will, no need to fix his mental state when it fixed itself in this game.
  10. Rude

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Had flashbacks to Marvel vs Capcom Infinite reading your post. Feels bad man.
  11. Rude

    Assassin's Creed Odyssey (Greece)

    I thought origins was lame personally. Just another open world game with an incredibly weak story and clunky combat. Them phoning in current day events detracted more than helped for the 5 minutes or so you're not even in the animus. I am probably in the minority but I didn't mind the present...
  12. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    That was me. I didn't even know about the movie until I beat the game. Which was fucking retarded as everyone you saw in that clip after the first chapter fucking died in the movie and the game never mentions it.
  13. Rude

    The Last of Us

    How the fuck does that board have a decently sized base when so many people get banned regularly? Is it full of trolls?
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    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    I thought Iger "retired" or whatever because he was too much of a pussy to dump Kennedy. You would think reading this thread that she's got more dirt on people than Epstein did. I'm going to go ahead and call bullshit.
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    Nintendo Switch (previously NX)

    I've been playing Bloodstained on the switch, they've patched it. I've had one area I went through with a horrible frame drop, but that was it. I've had no problems otherwise. Pretty fun game. Disclaimer : I usually play handheld and my eyes aren't amazing so I can't tell if the "amazing"...
  16. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Took long enough for you to come out of your shell, beta cuck, I'm proud of you. And yeah I was digging pretty hard this morning. Had the game on was frantically searching the internet, threw together a staff meeting with @Utnayan and Dick Dastardly, the whole 9 yards! Or what really happened is...
  17. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Okay, you can skip the blown up reactor town entirely (Gonzaga or whatever the fuck it was called). Glad you're not even refuting your incredibly stupid assertion that the tiny bronco is acquired past the halfway mark, good on you. And are we broadening the scope on what's defined as linear...
  18. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    HURR DURR I latch on to one example out of several which disproves my point and attack it because it's related to a forced grind. HURR DURR I'M A FUCKING IDIOT. Quit while you're behind you downy.
  19. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Yeah, I'm the dipshit who said the tiny bronco was acquired 2/3rds of the way through the game. I also used going from Kalm straight to the chocobo farm as an example of forced linearity. Oh wait, you did, you god damn moron.
  20. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Come on man get with the times, we're moving goal posts here and selectively remembering history. If you disagree you have rose colored glasses on even though you can literally boot FF7 up on any modern console or PC right now. And 8, and 9, or any of them.
  21. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Aeris dies before the halfway point but you're right. You can't accidently go into the desert and get smoked by the Midgar Zolom if you don't goto the Chocobo farm (or kill it if you're stupidly over leveled). You're forced to goto fort condor immediately after crossing through the caves since...
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    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Lol at people like @Chris trying to say every final fantasy was linear like final hallway 13. Even though there's a world map and you can roam you still have to go from Point A to Point B to advance the story!!! 11 one. If every final fantasy was as linear as FF13 (or even remotely close to...
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    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    I imagine a better name for the game would be FF7-2. Besides, the story already ventured into being stupid. Cloud being able to resist Sephiroth's will makes his schizophrenia with amnesia completely pointless. Zack possibly being alive throws a wet towel on the love triangle. They made Hojo...
  24. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    He's turned into a total shill for anything he's been playing within the past few years. Guess some of his revenue streams must've dried up.
  25. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Hojo genetically modifying his own son while the baby was still baking in his wife's oven is why Sephiroth is the Jenova messiah.
  26. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    I wouldn't put much thought into it or the entire illusion that they didn't fuck the story up in this remake goes up in smoke pretty quick.
  27. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Xenosaga carried over some minor scaling in episode 2 and episode 3 for levels in the previous game(s). I would assume they do the same thing for this one when they release the sequel in 6 - 10 years. Would be stupid not to. The scaling in FF8 was lazy as fuck. Completely dependent on your...
  28. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Awesome, I'm sure you'll pound your meat to it like you did with his trannies.
  29. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    You're a faggot
  30. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    I fucking wish
  31. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    I meant in terms of story / character development. FF6 was so easy to break and abuse with combat I don't think I'd rank any character any further than their unique ability.
  32. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Anything is better than XV, it was holding a button. Even XII playing itself with Gambits was better than XV. They'll never remake IX, it isn't popular enough. They also redid the graphics on VI for steam? Maybe another platform port also. Wasn't favorable. Although they could probably get...
  33. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    It's stupid that it's even a spoiler. Given how the game wasn't advertised as such.
  34. Rude

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Expense didn't kill Xenosaga, Episode 2 did. That whole game was an utter disaster in every aspect. Completely annihilated any chance of 6 episodes, they're lucky they were even able to make a third one. Funny you say 3 was rushed, it's the only one out of the trilogy that would even be...