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Tom Brady on his way to class

Would seem kind of pointless just to fly him in for a hand gesture.

There's pretty much no way of avoiding it.

I'm sorry if I offended you bro. I meant it just looked the same and was 100 bucks cheaper.

It's the target brand bro. It looks literally identical though.

Shitlord mobile site. Titans sale getting closer, but don't rule out Haslam swapping Browns - CBSSports.com

Hey I just got this shirt at Target, it was only 17 bucks. Naked Tate + Yoko Going to be even more triggered when Kentucky beats WVU.

I'm not trolling, he's from West Virginia. It's completely legit.

and that's only when you're not fuckin your sister?

Those glasses are photoshopped on. What's the point of that.

That's the truth.

Even more ground breaking. Darrell Revis' weakness is speed! Anyone who's watched football in the past 8 years knows this already.

Here's about ~10 days for me.

I'm just really hairy and my beard grows insanely fast. After 1 week it looks like a normal person's 1 month.

Maybe if you're some bitch that just started growing their beard. I've had this thing since I was like 16, cutting it off and regrowing is a monthly process.

When I was like 14 I couldn't mess around with my girlfriend because she was on her period and I was 14 and grossed out by that so my cousin and I who thought we had a band recorded a spoof of Puddle of Mudd called Puddle of Bludd. She found out and broke up with me. THANK GOD THERE WERE NO...

Do they fart though? Because that's just disgusting.

Must have hit home. STRUCK A NERVE. I guess that Fedora's going into the closet for a while.

You missed the trucks bro, garbage day was this morning.

I'm just curious, I don't say that because I want to like make fun of her or anything, that's lame, I wouldn't do that.

If you think Katy Perry isvery unattractivenow I really want to see your spouse.

If we're going out for the day to hike or something? They might throw on like a very light layer of it depending on the situation, sometimes they wont wear it at all if we're sweating all day. I've honestly never met a single woman that doesn't wear any makeup.

Why would he even retire though? The Vikings are looking the best they've looked since Brett Favre was there. I don't think this is a Barry Sanders type situation where he's going to be stuck on a dogshit team until he retires, they actually look good.

So people who do things incorrectly tend to end up in a worse situation? Gee what a profound point of view. The same thing can be said about blowjobs, when getting a shitty blowjob it's worse than getting no blowjob at all. You don't see people going around claiming they hate them (except for...

Stop pretending like makeup doesn't make already pretty women prettier. You're not fooling anyone here.

If there's one thing I learned from Zehn, you can easily go afk in a raid without being noticed.

Pause that shit, get ready, go back to playing! ROOKIE.

Why would I be mad? ONE SHINING MOMENT

Kansas are baby back bitches. Thanks for the title mother fuckers. Lets be completely honest here, the only reason they beat Memphis was because of the MASSIVE choke job from Memphis where they missed like 5 free throws in the final minute.

Woo maybe it's the Dolphins / Jets game. Oh, there is a lot of detail you fucking liar. For this upcoming season?s Jacksonville Jaguars-Buffalo Bills game in Week 7, the NFL will sell the rights to a digital distribution company, be it Youtube, Facebook or another company. The game will...

The married guys in this thread is the equivalent to their wives getting together with their friends and bitching. Motherfuckers is it really that awful that you've got to wait 20 extra minutes. I'd just tell me ex that we had to be there -20 minutes than we actually had to be there and we were...

Is she a pillow?

Sort of.

Consoles? Who the fuck would date a pleb.

It probably would have helped them, they were together for 15 years before having kids, after having kids they were divorced in 5. Two weeks?! Try one day, and that was after everyone started freaking out about me going on vacation. Shit, I try and offer the guy legit advice instead of making...

You kidding? I have trouble lasting two minutes, let alone 10 hours. Having children just sounds exhausting, does anyone still question why my ex and I broke up over this difference of opinion?!

I love the response "I'm tired, I worked all day!" Bitch what the fuck do you think I did for 10 hours today? Played with my dick?

Yeah he'll get made fun of for picking up a 6 pack of Budwiser instead.

You don't need to defend yourself from me man. I'm not trying to attack you. What I'm trying to say is that from the limited information given I understand where your wife is coming from with her complaints. I can't say what your OTHER hobbies are instead of drinking, or what she's suggested you...