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Dude, first of all...Angry fuck her one last time with an extra-thick condom so she cries before you bust on her face. Now, move on. What you REALLY need to look for in a lasting relationship is finding a girl that you can be in the same room with, completely absorbed in what you"re...

We need to have an intervention for The Ancient"s Erumaron obsession. He makes remarks about stuff in every thread he posts in, rather Erumaron posts on it or not whenever he can. The dick sucking joke might be old but when it fits so well...kinda hard to ditch it.

You went wrong when you said you liked her. You should have simply said "oh, its just flowers for Valentines day. Nothing romantic involved. Sent a bunch out, actually. Etc."

I just gotta say--what hope do you have when that giant black man probably boned her in the bathroom 10 minutes before that picture was taken?

Lawls at the no animals thing--Animals should be an important part of the game IMHO. No, they shouldn"t be quest objects at 80+, but bears/wolves should be part of the game. Shit, there should be classes based around animals, motherfucker. Beastlords/Shape Shifter Classes/Hunters=the fucking...

Valid point, but if gear simply grants the ability to use skills/build your skill set, then its not the gear making you good. Its spending those points properly within their tree/building your character how you want and being effective that makes you good. Then again, gear has to be looked at...

I still think the idea of gear granting skills is a valid option. You start as apprentice level 1--you go and kill the invading gnolls. From the gnolls, you pick up certain pieces of gear..lets say the plate wristguard of smiting. This wrist guard is +6 divine skill, +3 Weapon Skill, and...

Can I mother your children?

Thank you Captain Fucking Obvious.

Thus is proof that you should really, absolutely, shut the fuck up.

Fuck that, if the dude knew she had a boyfriend, then he deserves his ass kicked on principle. I"ve been cheated on once, I asked the dude if he knew she was dating me. He said yes, and I apologized for kicking his ass ahead of time...He understood, and let me.. Otherwise, I"d of had my...

Dip shits on segweys that think mix-matching their shirt and helmet colors somehow makes them "witty" or "fun"?

Fuck you talkin bout? /b/ would"ve done this shit with pics. Anon must skull fucking deliver, bitch.

Honestly, that along with being able to do inventory/mail/ah micromanagement would be a blessing.

Did you even read the story? The man stopped having sex EVERY day with the woman (and twice on sunday)...She wanted sex EVERY day. THAT is why theres another man.

As previously mentioned--I have a small member (to avoid more vulgar words such as dick, cock, meat rod, etc.) I have been with a few girls..Most of whom the first sexual encounter was one of passion during which they never saw it first. They never knew it was small until after it gave them a...

.....T minus 10 minute and counting until homoerotic jacking off to post erect pictures....

I"m guessing they like dick.

In all honesty, I"m a professional jerker. I can whip three out in an hour, easy. and I use K-Y Warming Lube. To add another facet to this discussion: Can eating some pussy real good make up for bad sex? We"ve all had those days when we are just ready to go in and bang it out, and we get too...

YEAH BITCH, WHAT!? James, Can I be the Jolly Green Giant tonight?

Its 15 sweetie. Call me. 972 571-8273 (disclaimer: That isn"t my number, its some random number out of my cell phone--Just don"t mention where you got it)

Heeeey fucknut! One"s mind can "perceive" depth due to optical illusions. When we see an item drawn in artifical 3d, our mind automatically assigns a certain bit of depth to it. Thus we are given the illusions of perceiving depth. Thus we can judge "distance" in a video game. We can...

...So who supplies the anal lube, then?..

Awh, you care for Cele? Thats sweet, in a homosexual kinda way.

While I think "you are 63.42122134231 yards away" is a bit much, I like EQ2"s system: Spell/ability has a red shade to if if you"re too far away to use it, in full color if you"re close enough... Thats all you really need.

Considering my girl tends to get a bit gun shy after one go--I might have to try that one some time...Introduce her to multiple orgrasms.

If you win, will you be passing out the "favors"? I got a paper bag with a hole in it already... I"m probably going to hell for saying that.

To any men unable to make their girl cum with insertion alone (65% or something of women AREN"T capable of cumming from insertion alone), then I suggest toys. May hurt your ego a bit at first, but when she has a fucking seizure orgasm, you"ll understand that when the girl comes, she makes it...

Does this mean you"ll make me feel like I"m 6 inches? You can call me Mr. Blackstone...

Lies, as I have the exact opposite reaction upon mention of my below-average member. "OH MY GAWD, YOUR PENIS ISN"T 6 INCHES MINIMUM?" And the pants go up as high as possible..

Honestly, this entire thread reminds me of walking through high school with a giant dildo shoved down my pants hugging all the old female teacher"s for fun (I was a fucking stoner, what can I say?) And just to prove I"m not lying: I have a 4 inch cock.

Yeaaah. Fuck yeah. hand drawn maps! The few people who did those pre MQ were fucking mapping gods.

I plan to start moaning very loud if I ever have an annoying neighbor thats a man. Then when he bitches, I"ll use it as a bargaining chip.

They gave out buddy passes. I"m going to see who RL wants one, then give them out online.

Well, WoW"s numbers are undoubtedly somewhat because of its own success. People begin playing because so many others do. If 9-10 of your good friends play WoW, and it looks kinda maybe interesting..Chances are you"ll try it. If you like it, you"ll continue playing. Its like that with any...

Let me start this by saying this isn"t an attempt at getting a job, or an attempt as even getting you to look at me as a potential employee (unless you receive a resumee from me a couple years down the line applying for a network administrative position, which, really isn"t here nor there.)...

While theres a market for non-fantasy MMORPG"s, there"s also a huge market for the next EQ. a game with FREEDOM, thats no zero-sum. A game where a few mechanics are placed in, and let to run rampant. What is over powering is nerfed to where it should be. I"m sick of knowing the outcome of a...

Aren"t both of "em fairly elderly? I"d wager they"re all for viagra.

No, it was a theif. Do you know how EASY it is to disappear in a parking lot? snatch purse, jump behind car VERY fast (less than a second), hit ground with purse udner you "looking for a contact". Trust me, I"ve done this a time or two--only a fucking idiot runs off.

I actually think Nitno hit it on the head. As stupid as this shit sounds: watch "It takes a Theif" on discovery channel--and you"ll see the habits of theives--they hang out in the richer areas and thats where they strike for the most part....Theres crime in the ghetto too, but for a snatch n...