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Just cause I want to watch the world burn, he was right-handed.

What woman is going to take that dick? Are we practicing artificial insemination now?

This show has needed some aliens for awhile, so I'm all about it.

I can't tell the difference between a canoe and a battleship, so they're all just "boat" to me.

You guys are dumb. 1. She slashes at Arya's stomach, not her throat. 2. The Hound doesn't hear a horse, he hears women screaming when he goes back to the camp. 3. No one knows of Jon's resurrection because no one knows of his death to begin with. 4. Why would Jaime and Brienne fight? We...

Mhm, deathmatch between the two.

Nice! Next your virginity!

So he released his three best books in a 4 year period and then took 11 years to put out two pieces of shit. Ok.

Your wife sounds hot.

Honestly this situation sounds fucking horrific. No sex in 6 months and you don't miss it? Dude, lose some weight, get your fucking libido back, and stop settling because some chick doesn't mind you and you don't mind her. What kind of fucking outlook on life is that? I couldn't imagine being...

You should make a poll.

It's never fucking called.

One time I took 4 advils.

Shut up retard. EDIT: Also, a_skeleton_03, stop being creepy.

Can we shut the fuck up now?

Yeah like I said, I'm taking a break. I have goals that I'd like to achieve (405/315/495) but they can go on the backburner for a bit.

Is it less gay if she looks you in the eyes while doing it as opposed to getting reamed from behind? Just trying to learn the rules here.

6'0, 206-8, prob 13-14% I was 222 last month which is probably playing a huge role in why everything is so god damn heavy right now.

I've played with my cock more than anyone. I'm asexual. Logic.

Wouldn't the better example be they're not lesbians because they still crave dick? Idk. Whatever. If a dude likes things up his butt but is attracted to his wife, why does that make him gay? I mean it makes him a total faggot, but I don't think it makes him gay.

What the fuck is pegging?

Chrollo is fucking OP. But yeah, things don't look good for Hisoka.

Typhoons are going to wreck them? Sick.

I was dying at the end with all the names. Fat Levi had me rolling. And I think HxH is better than both of those.

Is Hisoka...

Fucking hilarious. Honest Anime Trailers - Hunter X Hunter 2011 - YouTube

I've never had a girl ask me for anal. Found out she liked it once I tried it, kind of like eating ass.

Were they male teachers?

I really enjoy your wife's bluntness. So you're gonna rape me? Should we buy these tickets since we're getting divorced? Fine, I'll fuck you, but no anal. I feel like she's always 30 steps ahead of you, and thinks you're some sort of predatory monster apparently.

So my body is falling apart and I'm in a deficit so I've decided to take a prolonged break from powerlifting. Plus, my progress has come to a complete standstill, thinking I need to build a bigger frame before I start trying to move 400+ pounds on my back. Basically I can't get past 385 squat...

Just curious - what things were you avoiding?

If there's one take away from all this, I think everyone is in agreement not to blame yourself in this circumstance. Also, you should probably rape your wife. She threw that shit on the table, not you. Let's see what she's made of.

Lmao Van Gundy literally said if you're just tuning in, turn it off. I'm sure the execs loved that.

You know he's going to go 8-8. While sweeping the division.

Try mowing the lawn.

I just realized Arya saw her father beheaded and her brother's wolf attached to his body. What the fuck.

Anything in the world. $200.

I'm glad someone caught that. Not sure how many of us frequent that cesspool of a thread.

Well how am I supposed to build a resume when cunts like you keep refusing my service? This is EXACTLY like when I tried to apply to Chili's.

Jesus Column.