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A bunch of loser talking about how they think they can cook because they once watched an episode of Good Eats isn't stupid crap?

Slowly morphing back into the Uber that everyone was happy to have permabanned ...

Thanks for pointing to where it is, I wouldn't have seent eh fucking black spider on the white wall.

She doesn't want to be an actress haha, she will sometimes do standins/small parts odd jobs but mainly works on production crews. Either way I'm of the mindset that I don't give two shits about jealousy. If she's going to cheat it's, going to happen regardless of who she's around.

Nice turd.

It's no secret the scumbags have to rely on cheating and deceit to win.

Bullshit, the only time that would be a serious fuckup is if you're like making meatballs o using it in a soup. A little fat never hurt anyone.

Holy fuck, Kevin Hart is 5' 4" LOL.

What kind of dickless shit lets their relationship get to that point.

The Saints and Cathan, the Giants and Itlan, both of these superbowls rival the terribleness of this one.

He tried to Welch but I got him rebanned. This was back on FOH.

I put celery in my egg salad and make sandwiches out of it.

Why would I do that? I already have a good job that lets me travel all over the world! No need to start over there. I don't think I do have my shit together really. My relationship with my ex start when I was 17 and we made a pretty clean split I don't have anything really stopping me from...

Sorry bros I'll stop talking about farts. I'm stuck at a pretty weird point where I really just want to travel, a lot. I've got some pets left over from the past relationship, the ex is taking her cats in July and I should be free of the bulk. I've been thinking about selling my car and all...

I don't even notice it anymore. I actually have to put more effort into farting. I don't know man, when I eat Broccoli they sometimes do, but other than that. Not really.

I mean if it's silent and I can slip it out without it smelling or making a noise yeah I'll do it, but anything more than that I'll just hold it in. Then again I honestly can't remember the last time my farts have smelled like anything.

I'm not afraid of it! I just don't like it.

No troll, I don't think I've openly farted in front of someone since I was like 10 years old.

Why do you have to ruin my joke? I don't do the farting stuff, no thanks. That shit is gross.

You can't tell me what to do, you're not my girlfriend of a couple months that I'm going to marry.

That's not really fair, you've known me for what, 6 years now?

You're right people do fart, women aren't people.

I was with my ex for 9 years and I made it abundantly clear you do not fart in front of me. We had a good relationship. Is the honeymooner phase where I punch her in the mouth when she gets mouthy?

lol you guys no nothing. This is normal, it will never end. "Honeymoon stage" this isn't the 50s bros this is the real world, there's no such thing.

Come on bro, this is some pretty strong desperation. You're going to have to be much more subtle if you want to make me angry.

She works some in her parents shop and all of her current shoots are in Pittsburgh/Cleveland area, she's joked about moving to me but I wouldn't wish moving to Syracuse upon anyone. I'd much, MUCH rather leave this shit hole than have anyone come here. Sorry bros there's a 0% chance I'll be...

Yeah I'm kind of the opposite. I just kind of let things happen as they come and don't really plan ahead all that much. I'm not in a rush to get married or anything so whatever happens will. I just hate that I moved is all.

Oh we've already talked about it. Basically all last weekend we were joking about looking for apartments for me and junk. The sex starved puppy thing is kind of unavoidable since I've already told her I'm not seeing any other women, so unless she's giving it to me she knows I'm not getting it...

It doesn't really matter where I live for work. I don't know, if I move out there it brings up a pretty big implication that I don't really want to have happen this soon in the relationship. But got damnit would I like to have the mindblowing sex that we have every night rather than 8 times in...

Will Tom Brady retire after he losses another superbowl?

Awesome. It's probably for the best anyways, Miami can't beat the Jets at home. New renovations to Sun Life are just hilarious This is what the canopy does for 1PM games. SUNLIGHT RIGHT ON THE VISITORS BOYS.

Some early morning Miami Dolphins football. Is 9:30 too early to get drunk?

Getting ready for my basketball game in an hour.

Bros, why did I move? Shit.

There are tons of Scrawny white boys in Massachusetts, what are you talking about.

Season's over homie.

Well if you can't get it from reading something, he sure is trying to give it to you in other ways.

Is me calling you a scrawny bitch bringing RL into rerolled here? I don't know genius what do you think? What is the poor baby who tried to call me a fat puerto rican going to get upset I called him scrawny

I guess this finally settles it. Uber is by far the more superior Pats fan. Not only did he take a bet with Mippo but he lost it and it was honored. Then again it's no surprise the little scrawny bitch Azeth is a pussy.

LOL HE'S SCARED. PUSSY.