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    Extant [CBS] Halle Berry - July

    Halle Berry in Extant is probably one of the few times Ive noticed an actor of her caliber over-acting. How embarrassing.
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    Invent a Holiday

    Title:Grand Sniffin's Day Date(s):A hot day in July Description:All females must allow male coworkers to obtain and sniff their panties while at work. The panties must be returned with cum. If there is no cum on the panties said male coworker cannot participate in Grand Sniffin's Day next...
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    Invent a Holiday

    Title: Satanmas Date(s): The day after christmas Description: Light on fire all presents recieved that weren't good and ship the charred remains back. You may only use DHL shipping carrier
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    The Leftovers

    I like Justin Thero after watching this
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    embarrassing/odd unplanned sex moments.

    Two months ago, met a girl on tinder She was a virgin. 19. Naive as hell. Mentioned she'd do just about anything but wants to keep her virginity. I'm a scumbag so I guess I think a virgin would be a good idea. So I invite her over, and she comes. We start messing around, I go down on...
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    Fondest Memory of MMOs

    haha you're right.. I remember it being adrenaline inducing not so positive
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    Fondest Memory of MMOs

    -Dungeon crawling in solb -Being terrified of loose spectres in oasis, fucking kiting bards -Beating a guild to statue and aow in kael and getting breastplate of eradication and feeling like a p i m p -Me and an RL friend ninja looted a garanja idol in maidens eye from a kid we knew IRL that...
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    The Leftovers

    It's fascinating to watch Damon pull it off completely in one episode then write utter shit the next. He should focus on the character driven story lines and kill off the entire white mute lesbian cult
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    The Leftovers

    It seems the show is good when the white gowns / mutes have no air time.
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    Under the Skin (2014)

    Wheres the god damn spoiler tag --- Spoiler Alert --- The scene where the two dudes touch in the liquid trap because they both know they're dying and the one guy explodes into skin and it floats around The scene with the elephant like man Those two scenes were pretty fucking...
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    Fargo

    Did anyone pick up on how the fish were scattered all over?
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    Is it gay to suck a MTF trans dick?

    suckin a dick with a condom, debatable suckin a dick without a condom, yea its gay if you knew ahead of time but if there was trickery involved and called a big clit when it was really a micropenis all christian gods forgive it if the tranny is on hormones, debatable if the tranny isn't on...
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    Silicon Valley

    Veep: 100,000 unfunny one-liners in every episode.
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    True Detective

    Eh.. Treme, The Walking Dead, Luthar, Boardwalk Empire.. a lot of them are around
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    CCNA this year

    Get cisco packet tracer try for pirate bay first before buying legit
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    True Detective

    downright masterful, delivered a new level of awesome
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    Dexter

    It's funny to think about all the times we scream 'the writers suck! the writers suck!'. Now I feel like the boy who cried wolf. This was the biggest piece of shit I've ever had the displeasure of watching. The douche chills mixed with the September air, early winter for me folks.
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    EQ Never

    Landmark could be a lot of fun These guys aren't going to get the execution right on the actual game with that many features. Unless it comes out in 2016 it's going to be half gimmicky junk. What were they thinking with the lion? Jesus
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    Health Problems

    It could have to do with time travel if you've been doing a lot of that?
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    Weird interview/job offer experiences?

    Recruiter interview - had this one who would ask me the same question several times, repeatedly (before I landed my current job). Her voice would get louder as she repeated. It was the weirdest shit ever and I think it was her way of browbeating the potential into giving her the confidence you...
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    Desktop Computers

    Dell Ultrasharp 2312hm for 219.99, free shipping @ Newegg Ends tonight http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16824260055
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    Desktop Computers

    I really don't see playing it any other way than U2312 or 24 looking at other options. Great reviews, height, pivot, swivel, tilt which is something i pretty much require and basically nothing in the 120-180 offers. IPS. Ultra's last forever - have had my ultrasharp for 6 years now. I don't want...
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    Desktop Computers

    Shipping from that merchant costs $20. Dell is cheaper with free shipping. Non third party as well (obviously).
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    Desktop Computers

    Meh. Now thinking I should wait on U2413HM. Or go U2412HM. Seems all reviews touting U2312HM and not so much U24
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    Desktop Computers

    Dell U2312HM for $224.25 @ Dell. Don't see myself getting away from this.
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    Does Goliath still have a penis?

    I was thinking the exact same thing.
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    Homeland

    Nazir did hint at that if Brody flipped, his family would be in danger. Terrorists could take them, get in contact with Carrie to get in contact with Brody, that if Brody isn't the new figurehead of terror... his family goes. Jessica would probably die, but the kids wouldn't. Probably just...
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    Homeland

    Killing Carrie, feelings aside, could have done him a lot of harm if he was involved. Escaped with her help - which is necessary as a plot driven point because... if he escaped with terrorists help we'd already have our answers to past and future events. She's crazy and believes it wasn't him...
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    Homeland

    Yeah.. It's gone totally bonkers. For the past few episodes there hasn't been a single believable thing, at all. In three episodes they have nearly killed an entire series. I've never seen something crash so hard. They could have gone any other route and kept the show as amazing as it was in the...