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The bar was good. I made a deal with Tuco, sealed with Guinness. I also may or may not have impregnated Tuco's wife.

Other than the fact that he appears several times and gurrm says everything but LOL HI IM VARYS! Shit, it might even say that at some point. Shit, Astr0, that isn't even a fucking reveal. You might be the only book reader who didn't put it together.

Glad I didn't put any money on this shit!

I'm bringing marshmallows bro, homemade. They're delicious!

Not sure why you're banned. No IP's are on the main ban list, and you're not on CS' access list at all (positive or negative). Something is just fucked up. Can you try to rejoin, and if it doesn't let you can you paste what it says?

I should have time to start reading tomorrow. I didn't come to Vegas planning to win money, but shit happens.

I'm definitely Alan in that pic. No one will dispute that after tonight.

I'm gonna give her Robb's head at my wedding! What? Of course I can, I'm the fucking King! He was fucking hilarious in that scene. All giddy with excitement, and not as much for Robb's death (which he was, sure) but more for the idea of fucking with Sansa. Pure psychopathic assholes are...

Hey, in a world where an 18 year old girl can escape a psychiatric hospital in Baltimore, at will, and teleport to Minnesota to uncover previously buried bodies and teleport back to Baltimore before any serious alarms are raised, why can't Hannibal also teleport around the hospital to kill people?

He got fucking rocked by a few nasty punches before the guillotine got locked in, too. Was quick and gnarly.

There goes my Friday night.

Are they going to get all uppity on me for wearing a tshirt and jeans? Because I've been on vacation for over 2 weeks now and I sure as shit am not going to press my nice clothes!

What kind of place is it? By that I mean will people wanting to see UFC go to see it there? Fat Roy is fighting so, if so, it could be packed by then.

Might even need more if Gaige brings his army of children/lovers. Sigh, that's 2. Can we rename Gaige "Craster" ? That's part of the same joke, I'm not counting it.

Paperbacks are printed once the hardcovers aren't selling any more. It's purely a business decision by the publisher.

Hey look everyone, Tuco is new to the internet!

Ah fuck, Heat in 6 it is. Thanks a lot, Jozu. Asshole.

Those are the rounds that I'll be present for.

Best part is that they chose to run them on win7 instead of 8.

Death is the ultimate loophole.

Word.

My rustle level is fucking untestable.

You should come up. I'll limit my underage chick jokes to 5. 5 jokes, not years old. Alex: Caesar's is the original ubr book, and it's still great. Also, if you're staying at the Wynn you might as well just chill at their book for games. I haven't seen it but it's the Wynn and therefore...

That was part of the joke you fucking faggot. INFRACT THIS ASSHOLE, TUCO. Srsly though, no one has placed bets on MMA in Vegas?!

Since I'm in Vegas I think I'll put some money on this event. Do they do parlay's like football or what? Yes, I realize that I'm only a 5 minute walk from a sportsbook, but I figured I'd ask since I'm fucking...you know, that word that means I don't like to do shit.

What? This is a thing? A thing that people do?

What makes you think that Jon will die, other than the fact that he's already dead?!

lol, that's cute.

Oh, you actually did miss the point? I thought you were being purposely obtuse because it was a shitty joke!

Pretty sure he was referencing female pigs, bro. Double whoosh.

Missing them all is far more unlikely than shooting 50%. I'd do the math but fuck you.

lol Euros.

Yeah, I doubt that I'll stick around for the movie. So many whores, so little time.

Fuck off, I'm busy with mountains of cocaine and azn whores, and if you can't see the parallels between my writing style (regarding deadlines) and GRRM's, then I don't know what to tell you, bro.

He looks like Jesus touched him.

I guess he was not entertained.

I guess if you judge his actions in a certain way you could say he's a villain. He did that to Austria to further his position in the Reich and protect German lebensraum. Hitler has ambitions!

You received 1 infraction for the post, which is the policy for spoiling shit in that thread.You received the other infractions for losing your shit. You PM'd me, jumped into the IRC channel, and then after I failed to respond (because I was AFK for 30 minutes) you turned into a little bitch...

Nope, I wasn't wrong at all. You could have waited a few minutes to explain it instead of going full retard. There was nothing for me to apologize for, you brought the RRP upon yourself by posting a bunch of bullshit before a discussion could even be had.

What? How many lawyers were involved?