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  1. Itlan

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Supposedly he worked with the first team this week and should see time this weekend.
  2. Itlan

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Christine Michael is being hyped right now.
  3. Itlan

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I feel betrayed.
  4. Itlan

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    What the fuck does Guns n Roses have anything to do with this? Is Slash even black? His hair looks pretty nappy. Idk.
  5. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah that's fine, I'm just more worried about the mattress eventually smelling. The thing opiate suggested sounds like the best idea.
  6. Itlan

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Got to love when someone says they're "absolutely playing this weekend" and then reinjures themselves. Way to go, Dictor Cruz.
  7. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm still rather young, she lives at home bruh. Like with the parentals.
  8. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Link? The one I see is about $200.
  9. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    But what if I love it?
  10. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Touche.
  11. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah I was thinking this. Just don't want to kill the mood. "Hey babe brb." I guess it's my only option. Thanks.
  12. Itlan

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This was the thread that involved squirting was just pee last year right? Anyway, I'm looking for some advice. I'm seeing this girl and she's a squirter. I mean... holy shit. It's fucking gallons. Idk if its pee, but she could literally empty her bladder right before sex and still dump...
  13. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    It's usually two things: shit ankle mobility, and an inactive ass. You need to learn how to activate your glutes and drive through your hips. Low bar does put more stress on your lower back, yes. A more upright position reduces recruitment of your back. This is why you'll rarely see someone...
  14. Itlan

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    I think I'm benching him this week in favor of Karlos should McCoy not start. What do you guys think?
  15. Itlan

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Gruden is a goldmine. Dude knows football. Spider 2 Y Banana.
  16. Itlan

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    This. This. This. TJ Yeldon is killing me lmfao. But again, stacking WR has won me games. Also, Aaron Rodgers is a match-up proof stud.
  17. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    I think if you use it topically before attempting said lift it bolsters muscle activation, so you may have a point.
  18. Itlan

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Lol Hopkins, AJ, Julio, and Olsen. What a fucking stack. A lucked out with the Murray and Freeman picks. 10 man league, still impressive. I personally have Hopkins and AJ as well, went Charles in the first round and Eifert for my TE. My real weak point is my RB2, which is currently T.J...
  19. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Depends on the amount of weight being lost. Dropping 100 pounds and gaining 10 pounds of muscle isn't that difficult. Now if you're trying to lose 15 pounds, no, you're not going to pack on size while cutting such a ridiculous amount.
  20. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Time under tension bruh. If you're looking for hypertrophy gains, that's the way to go. 5'10 150 sounds a little light but I don't know your body comp. Seems like you're on the right track as far as "putting on muscle." Also, if you used to have mass it's a lot easier to pack it back on than...
  21. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    That's not true at all Warmuth lol. You can easily pack on muscle while dropping fat during the first 6 months of lifting. I meaneasily.
  22. Itlan

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Was down 51. Rodgers, Charles, and Crosby sealed the win.
  23. Itlan

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Two Weeks Into The Season, 15 Percent Of Football Players Have Suffered An Injury | ThinkProgress
  24. Itlan

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Ugh so close to a 4 plate squat. I can taste it.
  25. Itlan

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Fact. That's a big if. Then again, 6 wins could win the division.
  26. Itlan

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Brees is out, I'm benching Cooks. Question is, who the fuck do I put in his place? I have T. Benjamin, V. Jackson (kill me, I autodrafted him in like the 4th because my laptop is a piece of shit), and John Brown.
  27. Itlan

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Cruz won't be shit. This team goes as far as Eli and OBJ can go, that's it. Need some fucking talent.
  28. Itlan

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Wow. I traded Knile to Charles owner for Stafford cause of Romo and I thought I got hosed.
  29. Itlan

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Cruz won't come back and make an impact. Don't believe it. That's a nasty leg injury he sustained, won't be back to form until next year if ever.
  30. Itlan

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    He's definitely a talent but Morris is no slouch. It's a tough call, if you're completely boned at RB I could see going after him.
  31. Itlan

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Agreed. Soda alone will fuck you up, but once you start adding in all that coffee bullshit? The only calories I take in liquid form is from milk, and that's for my oats and by itself during a bulk. Other than that, fuck drinking my calories. Except beer. Cause... well... beer.
  32. Itlan

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    The reverse is also true, fat shits don't understand where all the calories are coming from.
  33. Itlan

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Difficult to say. I don't see Washington rushing the ball 40 times a week. Good for a bench stash but don't expect him to be a starter unless Morris goes down or the Skins tank the season and want to see what they have in Jones (Morris contract year).
  34. Itlan

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Unless you're completely fucked at RB I'd say no. Morris is still the feature back, I don't expect Washington to rush it 40 times a week.
  35. Itlan

    Weight Loss Thread

    Roll out your lateralis if your knee cap is being pulled. Most common cause of your patella shifting is an overactive lateralis in comparison to your medialis.
  36. Itlan

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    After the Giants fumbled away another game, I'd say Cowboys even without Romo and Dez are the better team. Eagles look like shit. And who the fuck cares about the Redskins. Cowboys, NFC East Champs, 7-9. First round loss.
  37. Itlan

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Ahh I see. 6 pt TDs changes things, but even still that's 16 QBs off the board. I definitely like your squad outside of Cameron.
  38. Itlan

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    I'd imagine only 2 QBs going first round, Rodgers and Luck. Even still, there's so much value in the 6-12 range of QBs. To allow someone to get both AP and AB? Ridiculous. And it's not like he's lacking at QB anyway!
  39. Itlan

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Oh damn. I didn't call Lewis going off or anything.
  40. Itlan

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    How the hell do you end up with both AP and AB? Is this an 8 team league? Even then it doesn't make any sense.