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  1. Telestin

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    This is so incredibly stupid that a sane person will believe I'm making this shit up. This is what has happened with my upstairs neighbor so for this year. - Arrested for stealing scrap metal. He was caught in the act AND tried to run over 2 police officers making his get-away. He was home when...
  2. Telestin

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    What annoys me is these sluts who use social media to trick people into donating money to them. I just sit back and watch in morbid curiosity as people get screwed out of their money. No, I have not donated any money. But I know a few people who have. Case in point is the "model" Fate aka...
  3. Telestin

    Halloween is upon us!

    My three favorite costumes from this year! Chloe Bennett from Marvel's Agents of Shield as a "Laundry Basket". Sure, overall the costume is lame. But there's something that turns me on about an insanely hot girl who does laundry. Arielle Kebbel as a dude. I give her credit for paying...
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    Milana Vayntrub(AT&T Chick) vs Emma Watson(Harry Potter Chick)

    Emma is just plain in my opinion. I honestly do not see the infatuation with her.
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    Favorite Porn Star?

    I prefer the all-natural look . . which often means the girls who go for the "teenie" or "glamor" look before destroying their bodies with horrible boob jobs!! Emma Mae has got to be one of the most beautiful girls out there. I don't mind her tats at all. Dakota Skye is a bit tiny for my...
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    DriveClub for PS4.

    My refund was denied. I pre-ordered a digital copy. Basically, the support guy told me that since I agreed to their "no refund" policy at purchase AND since I played the game already, I am not eligible for a refund. I told him that I understood, but it was worth a shot to try to get a refund...
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    DriveClub for PS4.

    I think they said that the free version will be available October 9. I have been playing the game all morning. It's got some very good points, but it is nowhere near as good as the Forza games IMO. There is a severe lack of cars compared to Forza, and quite honestly, the graphics are not as...
  8. Telestin

    embarrassing/odd unplanned sex moments.

    I was 16 the night I lost my virginity (1980). Here are some of the absolutely idiotic things that happened . . . 1. The night before we finally had sex, my girlfriend and Itriedto have sex. But for some reason it just wouldn't go in. After much poking and prodding, she gave up and said "we...
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    Favorite Porn Star?

    Jessie Rogers ruined her body with that botched tit job. Who in the hell made those things? Tupperware?
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    Favorite Porn Star?

    Can't say she is my favorite, but Momo Yurino is absolutely stunning!
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    Favorite Porn Star?

    My current favorite is Dakota Skye, My all time favorite is Terri Summers. We have been friends for years, so I am a bit biased.
  12. Telestin

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    According to Wikipedia (and Gaming Everything has similar numbers), ESO had 772,000 subscribers through June. Interestingly enough, this is about the same amount of subscribers Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning had a month after its release.
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    What tha hell is this Japan pop metal kid bop...

    Whelp, the invasion of the USA has begun. Babymetal has announced the US leg of their world tour. They will be playing a solo show in Los Angeles, and opening for Lady Gaga for several shows on the west coast. The east coast has been spared.
  14. Telestin

    Godzilla (2014)

    It was a good movie. Not great. Not epic. Just good. I understood that the production team wanted to focus on the human element. But to be honest, they failed mightily in this endeavor. I can not remember a single character's name. Frankly, every character was a throw-away. Even the Mutos...
  15. Telestin

    Festival Thread. Anything regarding festivals past and future. Going to Glasto 14!

    The best festival I went to was Warped Tour a couple of years ago. I took my niece, and we were the guests of one of the bands. We got VIP treatment the whole day. Samantha Maloney (drummer for Hole and Motley Crue) hung out with us, and watched one of the shows with us. Other than a tornado...
  16. Telestin

    downloading music videos?

    I use RealPlayer Cloud. Good sound quality.
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    What tha hell is this Japan pop metal kid bop...

    Absolutely. The kami band is a must. But honestly, I don't think the girls sing live very often. I've watched a lot of concert footage, and you can really tell when they're singing live. The lead sounds much better when she sings live, but I guess with all the running around she does during the...
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    What tha hell is this Japan pop metal kid bop...

    I am a huge fan of Boh (the bass player in the live band). His tapping on the 6 string bass is astounding. Babymetal was scheduled for Sonisphere on the Bohemia Stage on July 6, but because of huge demand they were moved to the Apollo main stage on July 5. Basically, they are opening for Iron...
  19. Telestin

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I admit that I like women who can go without makeup. But I really like women who are subtle with their makeup. I mean, they don't have to apply it like a mask . . . they can just use a little here and there to enhance their looks while still looking natural.
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    The Elder Scrolls Online

    I think they are holding up the Euro server until they assess how many subs they are losing in a few days. I think they are now anticipating a massive exodus from this game. But I also think they are anticipating a lot of pre-sales for the console version. Hopefully this will offset the lost PC...
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    The Elder Scrolls Online

    I got the game as a gift. So I gave it a second chance, since I was basically playing for 30 days for free. I canceled my subscription already. The game is no fun and a waste of time.
  22. Telestin

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    I respect your opinion, but I think questing is far from being great. It's downright horrible. I will give specific reasons why: - First, you talk to the quest-giver. He preaches to you about what you need to do and why you need to do it. The voice acting is downright terrible in ESO - and the...
  23. Telestin

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    I totally agree with you. My problem is that it's such a slow, plodding and tedious endeavor. In my opinion, this is the worst PVE I have ever played. It reminds me a lot of Vanguard. Quests are nothing more than time-sinks. The time vs reward do not match up.
  24. Telestin

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    Actually, the message that I was trying to get across is that I find the game to be boring as hell.
  25. Telestin

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    I keep looking for fun things to do, which led to perhaps my biggest disappointment in the game . . . Just outside of Daggerfall (I can't remember the name of the zone), I was sitting on my horse at one end of a bridge. I noticed a group of NPC's walking toward me. Guards on patrol or some...
  26. Telestin

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    I ran into a similar bug on a different quest. I can't remember the name of the quest, but it involved clicking on a document that was on a table. Unfortunately, the document was under the table. While I could see it, I could not click on it. Other players had no problem clicking on it. I...
  27. Telestin

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    Build a zerg and win against a mostly-empty map. Congrats?
  28. Telestin

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    I feel exactly the same way. I have never been so bored with a game in my life. I am willing to give it a chance. I am not giving up on it yet. But after almost a week of steady playing, I can honestly say that I have not experienced game-related "fun" yet. The game is a lot like "work with...
  29. Telestin

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    Just a little humor to pass the time during downtime.After three beta weekends, I had decided not to purchase Elder Scrolls Online (ESO). Then, inexplicably, I was given the Imperial Edition of the game as a gift. So, I re-downloaded the client, joined a guild and embarked on my 5-day early...
  30. Telestin

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    Just a few tips for people who are starting their early access tomorrow: - Some people have experienced a bug which precludes them from zooming in during character creation. This happened to me as well. To remedy this, create a "dummy" character. The second character you create the zooming...
  31. Telestin

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    Had fun watching the "Build-a-Zerg" bonanza in game today. When are these developers going to figure out that 500 members in a guild is about 450 too many? That's one thing Lineage 2 got right . . . limiting the sizes of guilds and alliances. You really knew who the best of the best was. Plus...
  32. Telestin

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    Not a bad launch so far. Like Abefroman, my mount is being a nutcase as randomly dismounting, though. The only other bug I ran into (very early in the day) was that I could not interact with any NPC's. A relaunch of the client fixed that, and I have not had any troubles since. My biggest...
  33. Telestin

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    Pardon my ignorance (I am generally ignorant, and my request for a pardon has nothing to do with the following . . . it's just a blanket statement!), but I want to know if anyone knows what kind of content lies beyond level 10? As far as I know, people didn't get to level too far during the beta...
  34. Telestin

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    Normally, I would be stoked. However, I participated in 3 beta weekends . . or as I like to call them . . "The Paint-Drying Marathons". To give credit where credit is due, I thought the game's graphics and music were very well done. I didn't experience any lag, and I had no problems logging...
  35. Telestin

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    I just got the game as a gift. Now what in the hell do I do?
  36. Telestin

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    Relogging to complete quests = Game working as intended?
  37. Telestin

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    I'm looking forward to the release of this game. I can not wait. Why? I am looking forward to seeing all the people who buy the game for launch day, and then can't get into the game for hours, days or even a week. For the life of me, I can't understand why people buy these online games and...
  38. Telestin

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    No, this is NOT Jennifer Lopez
  39. Telestin

    Transformers 4: Baylicious

    The real question is . . did she have to bang Michael Bay for the part?
  40. Telestin

    The Elder Scrolls Online

    This is a very good point. However, let me offer a counterpoint. The way I see it, MMO's should be fun from the outset. The first ten levels of TESO is a tedious, mind-numbing grind. Sure, if you re-roll it will go faster, especially if you breeze through the diarrhea waterfall of dialogue...