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That"s some bullshit. Vote once a day yet remove all votes from a single day? Need to just blow the thing up now.

That quote alone from the 4 Locals facebook should be enough to bring about a loss. What a fucking pussy. Edit: 372 for UF right now.

Relevant. <iframe width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WPR0RT3u2J4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> You gotta be kidding me, Blake, you fag.

Voted, was 871 immediately after.

Simple.

haha that"s kind of how I played it out in my head. Dabamf: So, things good? Not feeling sick or history of illness? Cat Food: No. I"m good. Dabamf: That"s great. Own a cat? Cat Food: No. Why? Dabamf: No reason. *Awkward silence* Dabamf: Listen. I think your vagina has been eating cat...

I lol"d but then felt sick after the cat food description. <iframe width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Wx7y2mIBbQA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

She"s either a spy or completely batshit insane. Either way I hope this doesn"t end with her or a persona of her"s drugging you, cutting off your dick, and tossing it into the garbage disposal...

Location: Oklahoma Good on you for ending that shit though, clingy + morons for parents = perpetual headache. I don"t know how you could have dealt with that on top of clinical hours and what not.

This made me start laughing from the get go...Whenever a story starts like this you know it"s going to be both hilarious and filled with the crazies.

I think the Michael Chiklis fat woman is April? But, after spending the past 3 days in the Japan Earthquake thread...I"ve decided someone needs to transcribe this shit into Japanese and distribute it to the people there. At the very least it could be read as a pick-me-up. Those that survived...

Damn it, stop trying to warn people away from these failures. This could turn into a perpetual motion machine of sadness and hilarity for FoH.

Lol 2008 Grad? That can"t be right...how old is this troupe of failures? Also, I award you no points for completely ignoring the three Rs.

Well she looks marginally better than that one blond version of Michael Chiklis...but the same body I think given the FB photos and face shot that have been seen around these parts. So while your eyes probably won"t bleed and your penis won"t retreat into your abdomen like a frightened turtle...

How do these human failures keep finding boyfriends/girlfriends...does Shreveport or wherever the fuck these people are from have some kind of retard bat-signal?

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If anyone ever has a shitty day or thinks their life sucks, the Grobbee thread + this trainwreck will fix that right up. They should use this to treat depression. Also...

Based upon the visual evidence we have of previous things he"s put his dick in, we can"t really believe his little chart indicating the relative attractiveness of his current soon-to-be FoH source of drama enjoyment. I mean fuck; if this current broad is over 4 feet tall, doesn"t look like an...

Just when we thought this couldn"t possibly get any more hilarious, they go and do something like this and totally redeem themselves.

Fixed While it may be fucked up, the situation itself is hilarious. Can"t wait until the midget combines into the Captain Planet of crazy women, puts on a diaper, drives halfway across the country, cuts his dick off, and then shoots whatever genetic fail he"s dating at the time.

A C-selection in the sixteenth chapel.

That makes it all the more hilariously awesome and it bears repeating.

It"s been bothering me all day when I"ve had moments of boredom. The Willow, Jaws, Jawa, and troll comparisons are all certainly apt but I just knew I had seen something similar before. Jim "Wash Out" Pfaffenbach: Well, there"s a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a...

Im intrigued by the secrets section but dont want to take the time to register etc..either way though I lol"d about the stamp. Also fsr tangent, this site they advertised: facegoth.com probably has some winners too..fat goths are always the funniest and there are bound to be some on there.

Because, and I stand by my initial assessment, she looked like Michael Chiklis. That"s why I can"t decide if he moved up or down on the scale or just horizontally.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Even if it is a troll, the info discovered is A+...However, given the genetic make up of the people involved I leaning toward it not being an actual troll. But some sort of symphony of retardation to necro a thread and keep it going with posts singing the praises of an awesome life..filled with...

At this point I"m convinced Grobbee owns nothing but 1 pair of cargo shorts. And owns no actual shoes.

That was beautiful.

One thing we can all take from this thread is that the more Grobbee shows up in your life the shittier it gets.

Even if that chart is missing something, it"s still fucking crazy and drama filled to view in a visual.

It"s not so much a knowing a part of the story that makes it easy. It"s knowing that where Grobbee is personally involved there will no doubt be failure on the horizon that makes it easy.

It"s the gift that just keeps on giving. Also, clicked on a random journal entry and this gem appeared.

Grobbee...a fat Courtney Gains? Pictured here before becoming fat...telling his dad about the next love of his life.

Ahahaha this just keeps getting better and better. The Don"t Date Him Girl link = FANTASTIC. It really is a shame he can"t post strictly in this thread or GWBYH thread.

Anyone else hoping that this somehow turns into an international incident? A+ all around so much drama and hilarity.

That is so goddamn awesome.

Too soon?

Fixed. Seriously after all the guido pics we"ve seen on these boards...you"d think one would have a greater appreciation for making themselves not look like they just returned from an oompa loompa orgy in a vat of carrot juice.

Obviously you should have caught it with your bare hand and beat him to death with a shovel-bat.