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I found your facebook. You were a cute baby.

Dafuq? I rocked those bitches with my sniper rifle. Ninja sniper wanderer best wanderer.

Tanoomba Araysar

equip him with a hammer and he will stop trying to grab stuff.

what? are the prequels not canon?

This is brilliant.

Yea, it's a good OS. Let it sell itself. People have nearly another year to jump in for free. Make bigger plays a little later in the season.

I doubt I'll ever get a close shave with this just water and blade thing, but my skin is adapting very quickly. I can be increasingly nitpicky and go fully against the grain in more areas.

They opened here a while back. I never made it out there, but my brother did. He wasn't fond of the food, but he said the drinks are good. It closed before I remembered to try it.

QFT

Never. Raise him 100% wolverine. Teach him all he needs to know to survive the zombie apocalypse. Get a bumper sticker (or brand in your case) that says "My kid can kick your kid's ass."

Kuriin, I found some alcohol based mouthwash in the back of my closet (BONUS!) that expired in 2009. Is it safe to use? Why does it expire at all if it has alcohol in it?

We haven't proven ourselves worthy. Perhaps the next few Mad Max films will demonstrate our value as a species.

There are online classes for a lot of topics now. I don't know any working adults that go to school full-time personally, but I've heard of them. I guess my friend did it on the GI Bill for a very short time after discharging from the marines.

You can play as a chick, play house (a lot), save the world, and listen to cool old timey music. What's not to like? Maybe you should be able to customize the dog to a cat (mod that). I brought up computer games with a waitress yesterday b/c I saw her playing on her phone right before I...

Have you broached the subject of a threesome yet? Maybe your wife is bi-curious and is looking for a young hottie to spice up the marriage.

I'd hang with the old lady. She probably wasn't so much a total dick to her son as an enabler to her husband. In any case it's not your beef, and your dad doesn't have to be involved. You don't have to accept every invitation to family events, but meeting an old widow seems like the cool move.

So that The Weeknd's mellow beats will become resonant inside your skull while you bang? That's why I would do that.

hahaha. that would be so fucking awesome.

i think he means before he files for divorce, but dude, you could just bang both women and keep us in the loop. maybe get your own spinoff thread. think of the possibilities.

damn. how many times have you gotten down so far? we were betting. sounds like chaos won.

Trove is as close as I've seen so far, but it relies heavily on instancing.

I'd totally be cool with one friend joining my fallout game. And even then I'd only be cool with a select group of my friends having the privilege. That said, they could design a multiplayer experience for FO4 by using the settlement tower defense stuff. WC3 custom maps for tower defense...

Once they got past the diner scene I was bored. The worst was Dunst's scene, but not at all because of Dunst. That shit was just dull. The bingo scene felt like a revisit to The Big Lebowski's first bowling alley scene, which was mildly amusing as a callback but not that interesting. I hope...

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grats dude.

iPhone was plenty special. Touchscreens weren't significant, and now they're everything and we're better off for it. I never cared about iPod, but iTunes was an important milestone in the new music business model, and they're attached at the hip. Marketing is most effective in amplifying the...

Why would you take a picture of the side of the glasses? That's like taking a picture of the narrow side of a sign. best I could find apparently nobody posts pictures of bad sign photos. I will take some tomorrow for all of mankind.

I expect the name Boobietassels was taken. What are you gonna do?

nice. problem solved it sounds like

DO IT!

The quoted paragraph is just...nonsense. It is pure gibberish. None of it means anything.

Yea, I've never been eager for a Bethesda MMO of any kind, and TESO doesn't help their case. Some new IP set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland as an MMO could be good if some company that understands multiplayer gaming made it. It's like Apple making a phone or Blizzard making an MMO. Everyone...

get that special shit they make tv ads for and make it a try new things angle. also, butt stuff

We must ensure that our ??men are represented at the highest levels of rerolled acclaim. I was going to vote IRB, but I concur that Tanoomba must go heads up against a_skeleton_03 for the title.

That's why we import them.

saw it. liked it. everyone was awesome. brolin was my favorite, but only b/c his character was cooler.

Yeah, wow. I just googled it. He was about as candid as you can expect, and that gif at the end...ouch.

oooooh baby, talk dirty to me