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I don't think I have been that comfortable in my entire life. I am so jelly. GIS for most comfortable in my life was terrible, but it did have this pillow. When my ex was pregnant, she had a snoogie (I think) that was kinda like this only one sided. Once she had the boy I swiped that snoogie...

Wait a minute. It is foggy, but I def knew someone who had one of these. I am sure it wasn't me, but I def played it. Also, I fondly remember longingly looking at these in the toy section of my local Stedmans (basically Kmart with diner attached): I never got one. They had donkey king and...

Edit - Spare beat me to the oldest man punch line. Well done. Bitch, the Atari 2600 was second gen. This was my first: This was my second: One of my friends had the Atari and one rich mutha ended up with Coleco so we would rotate gaming houses.

Welp this half-assed, welfare staff crit cyclone build just cleared a T16 Delrium Dungeon map, but it was sketchy. Had the fat elite show up, took about 6 hours to put him down (one of the map mods was reduced damage from crit but I did it anyway, I was tired of rerolling). That was a shit...

Nothing like a streamer who's hair is white and teeth are yellow. I like the build tho, lol.

Yeah I just got eye AIDS running a single map with Incursion, Harvest, and Ritual. I always thought the Doryani's was "sold" as access through an opened temple, not through a template of the temple. I am such an idiot. Edit - Neversink did a hotfix.

Holy. Shit. I am such a scrub lord, that I was today years old when I realized you could make a Chronicle of Atzoatl and save your temple in a handy dandy scroll to use later. That is how pathetic I am in this game. I did it by accident when I had a lag spike and hit the button at the bottom...

Based in the reality that not a single person is smart enough to shoot a couple of rounds into his face instead of his chest? From feet away? I hope that shit was part of what ended up on the floor, but I have doubts.

This plus plus. Also, the fundamental flaw in the new league is the limited inventory space. You run a game for 100 tab hoarders and then introduce a league where you cannot store 2 of every drop. Not cool, man, not cool. I have three recipes left - and they were all bottlenecked by...

I just finished watching Hellbound. It is a 6 episode series but there is no thread for it in the TV section so I will post here. It was worlds better than Alice in Borderlands but it was no Squid Games. The first episodes were pretty good, but when the original main character is no longer in...

The Escape Room (2019) 2/10 Boring, 2 dimensional characters who you immediately and instinctively hate. The dialogue was written by an angsty young teenager, or someone trying to channel one. At one point a character lit a smoke and another said "DO YOU MIND NOT SMOKING THAT AROUND ME?"...

It's TO me, retard memers. Not FOR me. She was not asking you to rip one out FOR HER. If you are going to meme, do it right. Also, she's at best average. Not that I haven't relieved the strain to average chicks on the internet. But just sayin'.

Tangentially, yesterday my 10 year old wanted to try out PoE with me for the first time and we had 2 Tabulas drop from Archnemesis mobs before finishing the Ledge.

I think we may have all been boob-boozled.

The only person I ever knew with an actual Chaos Dwarf army was the guy who ran the local Saturday events at the local hobby shop, and he had every army because he got store credit for bringing in customers with the events. He loved that army. The I Love Tacos and Death hat: My fav has...

I've bought all the stash tabs except the last 2 they released. I also have about 30 extra tabs, all of which I switched to premium. I've bought a couple of support packs when I was looking for points to buy all those stash tabs. I've bought the odd cosmetic with whatever points I had left...

Oh, and if I remember correctly, part of the horror of the original Alien was embedded in the terror of sexual assault/rape/penetration. I could be wrong but I believe the death scenes had a lot of sexual overtones, with the alien's tail and the small, penis-shaped inner mouth.....the face...

Of course! They are the perfect killing machines. Unfeeling, remorseless. Their very blood damages everything. They are the biological equivalent of the self-replicating AI machines that similar sci-fi have ravaging the universe. They are the borg, they are the Tyranids. That is why they...

LeBron James gets a producer credit. Fuck off, you pathetic piece of shit Chinese shill. You will not be anything beyond basketball, no matter how many backs you attempt to ride. James, you could have been someone that a nation and a world could have respected. You could have stood up for...

The mechanic is def worth running every map even if you aren't specifically conforming to combinations or recipes. I have had 3 Exalt drop from the league mechanic in mediocre play time, one from an actual currency combo, the other two just from shit I was getting rid of for inventory space...

I got past my frustrating plateau with the build and I am chewing through red maps easy peasy now. Just did Infinite Hunger for the first time. Cost me a couple of lives, then I paused to look at a video, then I was fine lol. Edit - I feel the lack of Pride (lol) during boss fights tho, for...

They hotfixed the Pride/Eternal Blessing bug. I am sad panda.

There was an annual event where they had a group or two out playing while they were miked up at all times. One year Daly was playing and listening to him hock loogies and slurp and smack all day was pretty fucking gross. In 1998 while trying to kick booze, he had the shakes on the course so...

No, you do not. You have three.

Which is to say, what happened in Rwanda should never be forgotten by the civilized human race. Although I despair if you asked anyone under the age of 30 what happened in Rwanda they would be like "where??" But OH MY GOD we need to erase George Washington from history, he owned slaves in a...

This a billion times. I had lower back issues for a decade due to shitty shoulder press technique and an unfortunate twist. It would completely cease up every 2 years or so putting me down for at least a couple of days. Once so bad I could not even walk for a day. Core exercises is now a...

Hey, PoE, am I a joke to you? I started the second map I have put Beyond on in this league and the first group of monsters spawned Abaxoth.

GD this fucking melee build. I just got absolutely face fucked by the Bramble Valley poison boss. Time to change builds I think. Also, I may love Blight, but this build is also incapable of running more than one direction lol. Sigh, old man howls at moon and video games.

Bitches love scarabs!

Okay, I found an Opulence, what is my plan with this thing? What should I stack it with, does it matter? I am filtering my Archnemesis down to Treant, Assassin, Gargantuan (maybe) and not decided. Edit - Also this Cyclone build I am doing hit a DPS limitation issue at T9 maps. I need Cluster...

True story - 5 years ago I went across Canada to visit my sister and 35 seconds after getting out of the rental car I blew my Achilles tendon going back for a jump shot at the driveway basketball hoop. Got to bond with my sister for the first time in years in a small town hospital waiting room...

I just want to say that for some inexplicable reason I laughed at this for WAY to long. Well done.

NO U. I mean me too! Yeah, I can't remember the details, but Ossoi one day posted one of the stupidest things I think I have ever read so I decided it was time. It wasn't even the degenerate shit. Just stupid.

After seeing that recent picture of Fonda, it would be almost sad to watch it again. She could literally be the beast/animal villain in the movie now.