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  1. RobXIII

    Return of Reckoning - Warhammer Online Private Server

    Ironbreakers were hilariously OP on that lava level. Oh the tears on the forums. Can I get suspended in this one too if I /yell in yellow text like the GMs on live? /cackle. /yelled 'I'm not a GM, but if I was I'd be disappointed in you guys' //Then banned for 3 days. Fun times
  2. RobXIII

    Witcher 3

    I maxxed out Ignii and just roast the fuck out of 90% of the NPCs. Shield guys I counter then roast. The few non-flammables (wraiths/golems) I just beat down the old way. I'm playing the 2nd hardest difficulty.
  3. RobXIII

    Emma Sulkowicz (mattress girl) releases sex tape as art project

    She's just sad that her 15 minutes are up, and all she has left is to worry about what future employers find when they google her. She figured a sex tape worked for the Kardashians.
  4. RobXIII

    Planetside 2

    Why's the burster broken? Or is it like PC, where the NC burster max for some reason had a 0 Cone of Fire so it never missed. (This was fixed after months)
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    Emma Sulkowicz (mattress girl) releases sex tape as art project

    Well to be fair, when you're married and your wife gets large on you, your standards may just become "Is she fat? No, Not at all? 10/10" /she's consistently losing the weight so it's all good
  6. RobXIII

    Emma Sulkowicz (mattress girl) releases sex tape as art project

    Scary part is that if you see her on the street she looks normal. Kind of a cute mix of various ethnecities(sp?). I'm usually very good at picking up 'crazy' vibes early on, so the worst women I've slept with were just vacant upstairs, but harmless. Man though, the drama and craziness...
  7. RobXIII

    Witcher 3

    I should start doing this, I've just been avoiding it like the plague after trying it a few times. I've been doing literally everything else. Sometimes reloading to see how some major quests have different outcomes :P
  8. RobXIII

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I was pissed when early on in the story quest, I got an item that supposedly let me talk with the main story quest location remotely, yet they STILL made my ass take 20 minutes to port/fly back to hand in the latest bear ass quest ;\
  9. RobXIII

    Military Thread

    I wonder if soon dudes will marry random dudes just for that sweet sweet BAH. BAH being Basic Allowance for Housing of course, and not Backside Ass Hatch /apologize
  10. RobXIII

    My little town needs your help! TITS, TITS and TITS!

    CSB: Work brought me to this little town once for just one day, and on my 21st birthday no less. I'm not much of a drinker, so I just puttered around town on my skateboard. Met up with eventually 20 other people also just skating around town, and just hung out and had fun until like 1AM...
  11. RobXIII

    Military Thread

    Yeah if you're itching to join the service for free* edumacation, pick AF or USCGAvoid the rest! (so I hear)
  12. RobXIII

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    FREE RECIPE TIME! I missed the ol' Ecto Cooler, so I drink this combo at work a lot: Sometimes I mix it a tad too strong, and go into a diabetic coma. But still better than shitty coffee. 2 scoops of blue, 1 scoop of orange. Make sure to mix it 4x stronger than what the back of the...
  13. RobXIII

    Witcher 3

    Why start over? I just looked in Options and you can adjust the difficulty in your current game. I'm currently on the 2nd hardest which feels just right for me. I want danger not tedium
  14. RobXIII

    Witcher 3

    I love how sidequests are done. Namely, you never know when it will turn into a huge, almost epic side story. So it motivates me to do them all :P Also love the attention to little details.
  15. RobXIII

    What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

    Just watched it with the wife. Usually when I surprise her with RANDOM MOVIE NIGHT, it's atrocities like Rad, or Repo Man. But this was fun to watch. "Why do you have to swear so much? We're werewolves not swearwolves!"
  16. RobXIII

    Witcher 3

    Anyone playing this on PC having graphics settings randomly change? I've had to switch back to Fullscreen 3 times now. Just now I figured out it put me on low texture settings for some reason. =\ who knows how long I was playing like that!
  17. RobXIII

    Witcher 3

    End of the World BS happens too much, sometimes when it's a straight line from me to a ? mark on the map, there's no way to tell where you can't go sometimes.
  18. RobXIII

    Witcher 3

    My favorite part of this game? I can load it up and play on PC in 4 seconds. You can skip everything. Other games with 50 different unskippable logos REALLY pissed me off.
  19. RobXIII

    Witcher 3

    GTX 980, and was getting 'good' FPS at 40ish, but I'm spoiled and love me 60. I turned off the NVIDIA hair crap under options, and now I get 60FPS. What a weird setting to have on by default.
  20. RobXIII

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Meh, when I was suspended in Warhammer Online for shouting in GM yellow text during a zone-wide exploited event, the GMs called it a 3 day 'ban', but yeah ban sounds permanent! /I shouted "I'm not a GM, but if I was I would be disappointed in you exploiters!" //Still banned/suspended for...
  21. RobXIII

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm glad stuff like this doesn't happen to me, I would probably get myself in trouble retaliating. It was pretty easy to repaint my stupid mailbox post, but if lawyer got all tough like that right off the bat, well, yeah would probably be one less lawyer.
  22. RobXIII

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    HOAs. Normally I say fuck it and never buy a house with an HOA, but when you have to pick good schools for the kiddos, there arent many options ;\ When they bitch about your MAILBOX POST'S COLOR I have major issues with that. Ugh never again.
  23. RobXIII

    Witcher 3

    And more than a decade later EQ2 still runs like shit on top PCs lol... The only thing pissing me off about W3 is the Monday release. Why not Friday? Why do they hate weekends? QQ
  24. RobXIII

    Witcher 3

    I tried SLI a few years back (2 580s when they were 'newish'), and don't think I'll ever fall for that again. Works great, sometimes, and almost never for new, cutting edge games when they're needed most. They usually fix the SLI issues in new games like 5 months later :*( QQ
  25. RobXIII

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Whoa that dude's my age, I feel better about myself all of a sudden. They say power corrupts, so I can only imagine what a power glove can do.
  26. RobXIII

    Grand Theft Auto V

    Yeah, I have one GTX 980, I went with the driver's recommended settings. I average 55+ FPS unless I'm driving in the hills. I think it's the super dense foilage that slows my system down. Pretty much everything's maxed minus some Antialiasing settings. Everything looks so nice, sometimes...
  27. RobXIII

    Being an adult sucks

    Ok you guys win. Or lose =\ I was just going to post about a fat wife who cares more about junk food than looking decent for me, but that pales in comparison lol =\ /comfort
  28. RobXIII

    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

    I enjoyed the LOTR movies, but can't even be arsed to see any of the hobbit movies for free, why is that? :*(
  29. RobXIII

    EQ Never

    That sums up current Rift pretty well. I did have some fun with PvP back in the day, there were rivalries, some open world PvP, but such a high % of their playerbase played rogues, that new rogue souls were often blatantly OP, and they removed the only stealth detection ability in the game...
  30. RobXIII

    EQ Never

    This has been me for the last decade or so. Loved me some EQ1, had a decent time in WoW, then grinned and beared it through the rest. I knew it was over for me when I started actually skipping entire major MMO releases.
  31. RobXIII

    Planetside 2

    Fuck yeah, more concentrated ground targets for me to farm! /jk
  32. RobXIII

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Finally got a new modem myself, the last one was actually responsible for horridly high ping(200ms-1,200ms for online games) and like 5 random disconnects every 10 minutes. Was about to blame my ISP, but new 3.0 modem fixed it.
  33. RobXIII

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    FACT: Already hot bodies look 5x hotter when underwater. Invest in one of these today: (EXTRA CREEPER BONUS: Mirrored lenses)
  34. RobXIII

    The Video Thread

    Old but I laughed
  35. RobXIII

    The Gfycat Thread

    OOo what'd I miss? Someone describe p l z!
  36. RobXIII

    Planetside 2

    Yeah that looked fun as hell, stupid to put god mode in a multiplayer game. I have like 72d played time on my TR, and almost none of it as an AI max(lockdown bursters FTW), so I was shocked just how EZ moad AI was.
  37. RobXIII

    Planetside 2

    Holy shiat Maxxes can be OP. I ran around a mid sized fight, flanking the enemy and basically just wiped out 2 squads one by one, working my way back to the point. The key is to take advantage of placement, kind of like light assault but as a bulky Max. HINT: you can climb trees and roofs...
  38. RobXIII

    The Video Thread

    This is where I preach that everyone should have a Dashcam. Or a gun, to shoot out the tires of any asshat who stays too long in the left lane!
  39. RobXIII

    Archeage

    Were you fighting NPCs? They mostly looked like keyboard turning people who were following a pathing script.
  40. RobXIII

    Planetside 2

    Double exp until Friday for everyone (non members included), just FYI. My meta game lately has been to shit on infantry players with my Hornet ESF. Farm them with splash damage until they get pissed and pull a Burster max. I kill that before their client even tells them they're taking...