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She just started a month ago and she is their 3rd one this year. She was warned when she started that the older one has authority and anger issues that she will need to work around. The pay is great and it's just a few blocks from her apartment. It's a great job while she finishes up her...

My sister in law does in home care for a couple that sounds very similar to what you are describing. She has a 50 hour a week contract. Now that school is out she will be spending the entire day with them. What's weird is that both parents are home by 5pm but don't interact with the children...

Teething can suck for everyone involved. My 15 month old daughter seems to get teeth in 4's a few weeks apart. She already has 12 and a few are molars. My son at this age only had 4. Makes feeding her people food easier though.

Have you tried a bottle? My daughter is about 15 months and she does the same thing. However, my wife will go in and feed her and she will then sleep until about 8 or so. My 3 year old still wakes up at 630 like a clock though.

I basically had this conversation with my wife a few weeks ago. We were on a vacation in San Francisco for her sisters wedding. It was the first time in almost 4 years that we would have more than just one night without little people. Surely I should be getting laid ever day for the 7 days we...

We bought Mazda5 when our second child was born. I know its bit small for most people but our other car was an 04 Golf so it seems huge to us. I know many people are against vans but once you have sliding doors it could be hard to go back. It makes putting kids in and out of the car so much...

As my wife approached 30 her birth control really started to mess with her sex drive. She tried a few different brands but that didn't help. It just caused some crazy hormones while adjusting. We even went back to condoms for awhile but neither of us liked that. It's crazy because about a...

Our sex life has dropped off since the addition of children ( 3&1 year old) but on the rare occasion that we don't have them around its marathon sex. We have a week in California coming up without kids that me and my Penis are really looking forward to. As far as the younger women being a bit...

I have had to have the we can do separate things talk with my wife a few times over the 10 years we have been together. The biggest was that we moved to the German Alps and she got hurt learning to ski so wasn't up for it. I on the other hand loved snowboarding and there was no way I was...

My parents lived on an old dead end dirt road that only had a few houses on it. They had a neighbor whose dog would come up and shit on any of the tires that my parents dog had pissed on. My dad went down a few times with pictures to ask the guy to keep his dog off his property. After a few...

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When I was in the Marine Corps and most of my shop would head out to the smoke pit I went to the computer and played mine sweeper or solitaire. When asked wtf I was doing I just replied with non-smokers smoke break. Pissed them off but couldn't really do much. A quick Google search shows...

Um what to reply to... I don't use lube for a quick jerk but if I have the evening alone I might jerk it a few times and I get out the lube.. My wife doesn't care about porn just doesn't want it to take over for sex. Hell, since we have had kids we have actually become very efficient at...

I had a porno VHS when i was 14 or 15. I would pass it around between some friends. My dad and uncles were giving me a hard time about girls and sex in general so thinking I was cool I told them about the video; big mistake! They made me get it and physically put it in the VCR in front of...

My very first experience with roundabouts was driving in Australia after not driving anything more than a golfcart for about 8 months. Driving on the opposite side and siting in the opposite side of the car made it a scary experience for me. I got a few honks that helped me say fuck it and go...

I took about 5 weeks off with both of my children and really enjoyed the time spent both with my wife and with my children. It was really helpful with the 2nd to keep him occupied and not feeling neglected with the new addition.

I just put all away shovels, salt, etc. So it should snow any day now....

Fun derail. I saw Everclear and they just kept teasing Sana Monica until the last song of the night..

It's funny how we were so worried about our son in regards to milestones. However, our daughter turned 1 last week and we are not worried in the least. My son was walking by this age but for me it's honestly easier that she is still just crawling. Noodle wait until he can talk and he tells...

Both of my children were born in a German hospital via c-section at a cost of about 4,000 Euro each. They would send us the entire bill which we sent to insurance( U.S) and I think we paid about 300 to include me staying in the extra bed. She took my son to the emergency room once for croup and...

I lived in the Alps for 8 years and while the amount of time you are outside there is physically no comparison to shoveling a few inches of snow compared to a few feet. Plus if it warmed up a bit and gets heavy good luck. I made the mistake of going on the mountain to come home to 3 feet of...

Maybe he hit a growth spurt. We went away for a weekend with our son once when he hit one. He ate all day long starting by waking us up saying he was hungry. He had 4 eggs for breakfast and was eating whole adult slices of pizza every 2 hours(Venice for carnival). He would throw a fit if we...

I like having my 3 year old son with me when I am browsing stores. When the salesmen come up to talk I always tell them we are just killing time, he starts his pitch then I set my son down and watch him fly down the aisle like a made man. "Sorry got to go"

My aunt died from lung cancer and didn't tell anyone either. However, she was a bit of a religious nut and honestly thought that she was going to prey it away. The worse part is she had two teenage children that were left in limbo and she didn't sort out any of her affairs. Strangely enough...

My wife's phone died last week but no big deal it was 5 or 6 years old. First, my wife wanted to just go alone but I convinced her to let me tag along. She talked with the rep for awhile and finally with a look of total confusion on her face called me over. They looked up our plan and it...

My parents live on a dead end dirt road about 20 miles from town. There were an endless amount of both cats and dogs dropped off at the end. It was sad how often we took them to the shelter over the years.

Today on the way to the gym a soccer mom in a big hurry used the middle turning lane to pass a few cars. Little did she know the car that was in front the of the truck going slow was the Police. she cut in front of him like a boss, I dont believe she even noticed him until he hit his lights. I...

My son didn't talk much until he was 2 but then his speech took off and now at 3 he is well spoken and reuses words that he only hears once. He also just loves to hear talking so much in so if the radio is on he always asks me to turn it to talk radio.He also gets upset if he cant hear the words...

We just moved back to the USA after 8 years of living in Europe. I can't believe the line of people that wait to use the elevator compared to just walking up one flight up steps. You could honestly go up a dozen flights of steps in the amount of time you waited. Also people who have to park...

When my wife and I traveled to Crete they basically made their own suicide lane. Everyone drove as close to the shoulder as possible and cars were passing each direction down the middle of the road. Just what we needed driving around a mountainous island with cars and trucks passing with no care...

I have a golden doodle that is a trail dog. She is pretty high energy and just loves the trails. As soon as I start to put on my gear she goes and waits at the door. Of course no leash for her. For me it was just learning a balance that was best for both of us. For example; I would keep a...

My wife and I manage to have sex at least once a week which I think is great for having a 1 year old and 3 year old. Our 1 year old just started sleeping through the night and in her own room so its been a few times a week just because our room is free. She does barter sex with me in return for...

last mcdonalds in iceland - Reykjavik Bus Hostel. City center Iceland. Cheap accommodation.

A bit of Pointless info: I worked for Kwajalien Range Services when they first started launching rockets. We had friends who would maintain the island between missions. I actually played paint ball and went camping on omelek island when their first rocket was waiting to be launched. We also got...

I like the default restaurant idea. Before my wife and I go out to dinner and she wants me to pick she gets to tell me 3 things she doesn't want. I told her that after i pick a place if there are any complaints or suggestions otherwise then we will just eat at home and I will play video games...

Noodle, I am sure you have posted this before but how long have you and your wife been together? This seems like a growing pain that is only being made worse by adding a little person into the mix. For example my wife and I were together for 7 years before we had our first child. For...

Yeah my wife admitted that she is guilty of saying that. I just found it humorous that he said it to a plastic Santa while trying to give him a drink of water. At this age he does pick up whatever we say. in my younger days I dated a girl that had 2 children(toddlers) for awhile and the 3 of...

So I am not sure if this should have its own thread or just keep here. I would love to hear what your kid has to say.. For example Today my almost 3 year old son said "God Dammit Santa now you woke up your sister" as he was giving a plastic Santa drink of water. He has a younger sister and...

I guess i need to clear a few things up and the first is that I love being home with my children and I am just comparing being a stay at home parent to a parent that had a 40+ plus hour job before that for me being an engaged parent that is home all the time is more harder then when I had a full...

I have been a full time stay at home parent since August of this year for an almost 3 year old (Dec 22) and a 9 month old. I can honestly say that it is exhausting trying to keep the house clean during the day. I think with 2 children its misleading to compare it to a full time job, unless you...