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I went with Trump, cause I only fuck winners! Also, making the most powerful man in the world your bitch is pretty alpha right, I don't want to be a beta cuck on the internet and stuff.

Like how fat of a fatty fat are we talking, Ashley Graham fat or SSBBW levels of fat? It's so hard to judge fat levels being a giant fat person myself.

I've gotta ride 8 again on this one but I might change it up in the future, honestly it doesn't matter what number I pick this round they are all winners! I'm sure Mel is the master of dirty talk and since I'm circumcised he won't bitch about calling me sugartits and Richard can rub hamsters on...

The Ocho has been letting me down lately, Dame Judy is ok, I'm sure she knows some kinda arcane British tongue arts or something but Vince is just sad, I can't even be bothered to try and make a joke about him slapping my nuts or anything. Freefolk of the wilds, should I change from 8 or should...

Well, it seems like Tom Chilton is moving on from WoW to something else at Blizzard. Legion is the end time for the old school WoW Devs!

I'm aiming for Kristen Schaal cause even discount Lena Dunhams need love too. Honestly I don't know who half these people are but as long as I don't get Nick I think I could be happy no matter who is on the other end of the hole.

This round was fraught with danger and I don't have a clue who Parisa Fitz-Henley is but it looks ok from the mouthial region so even if it is a man at least I won't be able to tell.

Here are some bullets for the Russian roulette gun that we call the Dating Game, again semi Halloween themed but really they are timeless and can be used to punish a peen any time. Annie Wilkes and The Mangler!

After getting Steven Tyler and Jerry Jones back to back I think I've finally come out of my depression and can finally start to appreciate life again! Once you hit the bottom everything looks better, this round looks like such a cake walk with only two semi awful choices and really Butter Queen...

This is more of a theme suggestion than just a celebrity recommendation but with Halloween being around the corner you could do horror themed round with scream queens like Jamie Lee Curtis, Neve Campbell, etc. and monsters. Oh and you could replace Jim Lange with the Crypt Keeper for the round...

Well, I'm dead inside but I'm sticking with number 8 and hoping for the mystery guest cause no one here is doing anything for me, not even the thought of choking Beiber to death with my dingus. I just pray the chipper shredder from Fargo isn't behind the curtain.

I feel awful! Knees too sharp syndrome setting in or something, I got Jessica Biel and I feel no joy. Seeing Eva slip away and the secret prize being Stokes takes away any joy I could have gotten from Jessica. I just don't know what is wrong with me, I'm broken.

Shooting for Eva Mendes with number 8 again will settle for Gilbert if he doesn't mind me singing songs from Aladdin till he brings me to climax.

I had to look up who Cheryl Cole was and I'm pretty pleased with number 8 after failing me last week. I've got a question about glory hole etiquette though, is the suckee allowed to talk? Because with the British accent this could put it over the top for me. I feel for the dog soldiers out...

I'm rocking 8 again even though it's failed me a few times but I'm hoping for Eva Marie though I wouldn't mind the midget just so I can feel that my penis is huge.

Man, I'm scrolling down to 8 and I don't see Olivia or Alexandra so I'm hopeful, I get to 8 and I totally forgot that maw was on the list, I need Lorena Bobbitt to visit me after sticking my dick in that decaying swamp donkey mouth.

You've both been blessed by our lord and savior Odin.

I've still got two invites left for the PC alpha, just toss Gaelmryn a friend invite. Gaining steel outside of the daily quests seems like it's too slow, I smell the whiff cash shop in the future. Over all the game is fun even without the faction pride.

Nooo, I missed the vote! Though I'd have gotten Conchita Wurst so I'm not crying myself to sleep too much without the feel of that face fuzz on my sack. Going to ride 8 again next game and hope for the best.

From what I heard at Gamescon the cross faction thing is on purpose, they don't want to split up friends that want to play different classes. It's fun, it feels pretty good to crush peons as the Raider class, I feel like the fucking Mountain tossing dudes around. PC controls feel like ass, it's...

I lost all interest in this game when I saw that it was mixed faction but I've got the alpha this weekend so I'm going to give it a try, I've also got three invites for people on my friends list, add Gaelmryn if you are interested in giving it a go. I should have mentioned it before, but my...

I'm confused and putting way to much thought in to this! Should I be sad that I got Leeloo cause while she is smoking hot she is childlike and would give weak dome compared to Hef last week with his masterful head game.

So is Hef going to do the heavy lifting or he is going to send one of his house whores for this?

From I gather from the EU realms you can still spend shards at the vendors in the capital city, all the other vendors go away though.

Yeah, I'm thinking hotfixed, same thing happened to me, went from 1 shotting stuff to doing 25% of it's life.

They had a limit of one DH per server the last time I played the beta a week or so ago.

Went 9/1 got a ranking of 58, sad times! Should have been 10 for 10 but we had some guy trolling with Torbj?rn on some KoTH maps and we couldn't carry his dead weight.

Arya travels to the Riverlands because she hears about Jon/Sansa/Blackfish or with the acting troupe, the waif follows and confronts her only to be eaten by Nymeria and her wolf pack. She'll be dead before the end of the series though.

As someone that plays tanks mostly, Mei is the worst and I want to see her get raped. If I can't kill someone on my own at least I can run away as a tank but Mei, Mei is death. I thought Zarya was awful in beta but I've grown to love her and I want her to stomp on my balls.

I'd kill for some bans, even if it was just one per team! I must ban all the shitty fucking sniper wannabes on King of the Hill maps, or Mei fuck Mei.

The arcade game brawl is crazy and fun but holy shit is Mei cancer! Had two Meis or is Meii, what ever they were walling and ice blocking it was pure AIDs, I had to D.Va ult them to kill them at the end to break the overtime.

It looks that way but with the ability to change the looks does it matter? I mean even now with trangmogs most people don't use the lame weapon graphics on half the shit they get. Finally separate rule sets for PvP, only how many years after we asked for it? The new honor system might get me...

So, we are running around and leading our classes now and wielding these legendary weapons, what happened to the other owners? Did they just confirm the deaths of Thrall and Tirion in the opening? I'm down with killing off Thrall!

It's the greatest hits of Warcraft, trying to stop the hemorrhaging. I can't say I'm not excited though, so they are doing their job. These artifact weapons kinda remind me of the artifact weapons in Dark Age of Camelot, decent idea to keep the non raiders busy and feel like they are progressing.

And that all leads to Woody being the copycat killer now! I mean who would be the copycat, the crazy drugged out cop. or the family man. Woody's life got ruined and he snapped!

I'm use to that kinda stuff, what I've got a problem with is these people that already got gold and just don't even try any more because of it. They set a goal, they got it, now they are going to ruin it for everyone else, give me that fucking silver 3 try hard over the gold 5 guy that doesn't...

I'm trying to get gold after failing 5 promos due to sucking, bad luck, or trolls, people that already got gold. Insta lock Teemo and sit near wraiths all game or double mid because, hey it's not ranked and pick or call order means nothing! I'd kill for a solo queue TT ranked, at least that way...

I personally like the new Ogre design but I wouldn't mind if they got plumped up some, I mean they could look like the Ogres from Warhammer and I think people would be happy, fat and ugly bad asses just not fucking derps. Those weapons look kinda sexy, makes me want an SK so badly. They got...