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Have to stop them now.

I can't jerk off to this

My wifes been out of town since Friday so...

I am worked up.

Need to keep your left thumb flat against the neck of guitar and put the pick between your index finger and thumb on your right hand, Deshaun.

He didn't even want to come to the parade.

I've been playing HoAg Guardian. Tankiest build I've ever played.

I have been injecting replays and highlights of Sunday's game directly into the dorsal vein of my dick every spare moment since it ended. One thing is clear watching it all again: Omegahomes has been awakened. Woe upon anyone who stands against him.

Not only did Trouba get punched in the face for slashing Dunn, he got fined 5k lol.

If Romo goes to Monday Night Football, Tessitore should fuck off back to NCAA and Booger should be sent to the Phantom Zone. Romo is fun to listen to and he needs someone he can have a conversation with. Nance is good but I enjoyed having Tirico on a game a while back; he seems pretty natural...

Last time the Chiefs played the Titans, the Titans returned a fumble for a touchdown. Chiefs had 3 offensive line injuries during the actual game and I think Cam Erving was still covering for Eric Fisher. It was a weird game.

Maybe I'm biased, but the media had been on Jackson and Watson's nuts this year. They are great players but Mahomes is in a tier alone.

I hope this answers any questions about Mahomes being the quarterback of the future.

I was writing the eulogy in my head during the first quarter. Overcoming adversity is the hallmark of a great team

Regime was present for the best Chiefs game in the history of the franchise.

I cannot believe what I just witnessed.

If you adjust his stats to the median, he's just an average quarterback.

If this is some weirdo, post modern millennial gender studies performace art piece, I don't fucking get it.

Getting the ball back to start the half.

Experience Chiefs football.

I haven't felt this sick to my stomach like this since the Lin Elliot game.

This is life as a Chief's fan.

Too bad Mahomes' mother is an attractive blonde woman.

I am so worked up about this game.

Garages.

Please don't die.

He's looked frustrated all game.

LETS GET THE MEASURING STICKS OUT THIS IS IMPORTANT!!

Did you guys know that Jimmy G used to play for the Patriots?

Looking forward to the eastern conference cannibalizing itself in the playoffs.

Patrick Maroon will always be a top 3 Patrick in my book.

Jason Garrett officially fired according to Twitter

Brady to the Chargers would be the worst thing to happen to me since Manning went to the Broncos.

Hyperbole, bruh