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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Everyone's face looks like they are just finishing up unflinching a huge turd after a long battle with constipation.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    No, I am fully aware it's a female Krogan. I should have clarified but I was anger posting. I said ladyboy because even though it's a female character, it sounds like it's voiced by a 16 year old gay dude who maybe just finished wiping the cum of an older man off his chest.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I shouldn't be laughing everytime a piece of serious dialogue is exchanged. All these empty and misplaced expressions. AND THIS KROGANS FUCKING LADYBOY LISP VOICE LOL LOL LOL I'm going finish Horizon.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    They box you in on certain missions so you can't walk like 25m away from a mission area when there are massive amounts of enemies PAST the barrier engaging you in a firefight. ... Then if an NPC calls to you mid fire fight the mission ends and game over if you don't get there in 3.6 seconds...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Also, you cannot crouch and the auto cover system is complete garbage. I don't understand how franchises like this end up taking so many steps back. Fuck. Also, as said above, I am not very far but the scan system does not seem to reward intuitive curiousity. Anything I am actually intrigued by...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I guess. I just like having all of my shit in order, pressing Save manually and coming back to things exactly the way I stopped them. Maybe I am getting old, IDK.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    So my buddy and I have video game days whenever we're both off of work and today he brought this. I immediately gave him a look and laughed but he didnt understand. He does now, I think. Lol. He doesn't visit any sites equivalent to this or even close and doesn't really trust reviews in general...
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    DOTA 2

    What's the logic behind slippers removal?
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    Horizon: Zero Dawn

    Guys, I found a Raccoon hotspot. It's near the Tallest Tower around Devil's Grief. Level 20-22ish area, I believe you end up there for the Revenge of the Nora quest. Found 7 raccoons in 15 minutes and have everything I need.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Guys. H.o.l.y S.h.i.t this fucking dialogue is actually not just bad, but infuriating. Thank God I am a combat whore and really only care about that and MP so I can at least eek out ebbs of joy and time from the game. If you are the opposite of me and really enjoy plot/story and dialogue...
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    Vikings - Wolves of Midgard

    Can't Google ATM. Is this PC only?
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    Greatest Video Game(s) of All Time

    Anyone play an arcade game called G.R.I.D.? It had a trackball and keypad for PIN access to a local account. Arena shooter. Fucking loved that game, never see anything about it anywhere but it heavily fostered my love for shooters. Nostalgia glasses on, totally, but I remember it being fucking...
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    DOTA 2

    I was literally in the middle of typing something similar to this
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    Foxhole

    Whoa, it's like modern day Infantry. (SOE game). Fuck yeah!
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    Greatest Video Game(s) of All Time

    FIFA Street was dope though! One of my fave sports game. And can't forget NBA Street too dudes!
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Looks like sometimes only one eyelid blinks during the animation and it makes them look like they are stroking out while trying to hold a straight face. Lol.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Yiiikes, this is rough even for a total franchise apologist like myself. Writing is laughable garbage, voice acting is horrid, and the animations are cold and lifeless - they look stiff and broken. Every game I try to defend this year has just shit straight down my throat! What the fuck!!
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    DOTA 2

    35s on Jingu still seems like a long time. Good patch tho. Arcana is dope!!
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    Greatest Video Game(s) of All Time

    Holy shit, Tribes...Duh...
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    Greatest Video Game(s) of All Time

    Final Fantasy Tactics. FFT. F.F.T. Final. Fantasy. Motherfucking. Tactics.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    No long hair drives me fucking crazy. I hate pixie dyke bullshit. That is a serious lack of options for creation in a AAA title, especially for one that asks you to get as invested in your main character as a series like ME does.
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    DOTA 2

    What is it with fucking NaVi dude, I swear.
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    Middle-earth: Shadow of War (Shadow of Mordor Sequel)

    Holy shit that looks fun as fuck...
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    Horizon: Zero Dawn

    DLC potential maybe? They say anything about adding more skills etc?
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    DOTA 2

    FOH Opinion Squad: Who do you guys think are the major contenders for winning TI this year? Anyone placing bets?
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Ohh gotcha. Yeah traversing anything uphill or around any objects in that game was a fucking nightmare. Lol @ the gun clip.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Looks like maybe she is grabbing it from someone else, which is why it's backwards? Also, jumping puzzles? I played the shit out of DAI and don't remember what you guys are talking about.
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    Realpolitiks

    is this a good substitute for my foreign affairs program for my international relations degree?
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    Ghost Recon: Wildlands

    I definitely agree with a lot of people on the lack of polish and uninspired vehicle mechanics, etc. I fucking love an open world 3rd person shooter though. The world is massive enough to lend the gameplay tons of variety in how you approach missions. Some of the missions are actually very...
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    Hugh Jackman: Logan

    Whew. Shit. Goddamn. Good movie.
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    Horizon: Zero Dawn

    Just picked it up. Not far enough in to really critique, but holy shit is it fucking beautiful. I hate when games force you to play tutorials like this though. Yawn. Side note, anyway to force the camera to keep Aloy centered or on the right shoulder? I cannot fucking stand playing with left...
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    Welcome to Jooka's 2nd annual* PS4 Giveaway!

    Yes! It did. My TV isn't 4k, so I have no idea if you need a new one for a different TV at 2160p. It works perfectly on 1080p platform though. It came with everything it needs, and holy shit the Pro controllers are badass too. I'm in love. also Rafter was badass enough to send me a $20 PSN code...
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    DOTA 2

    I was always wondering how to explain that feeling I had. This is it exactly. You know they will fuck up somewhere in the end anyway.
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    Welcome to Jooka's 2nd annual* PS4 Giveaway!

    Came home after a long ass day to find this sexual beast @Bandwagon you are a legend and my hero, TY! Thanks FoH
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    Ghost Recon: Wildlands

    Wow, really? If you think Farcry 3 or 4 are garbage IDK what to say to you. Division had / has a ton of issues I concede that forsure but damn. AC Rogue was amazing and Unity and Syndicate were not bad either. Rainbow Six Siege is amazing. I swear you guys are so fucking goggled sometimes.
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    Ghost Recon: Wildlands

    Damn dude this feedback is breaking my heart. I was such a champion for this and the Division and Ubisoft is letting me down. :(
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    Realpolitiks

    rofl
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    Ghost Recon: Wildlands

    I am the Other Games Optimist, leave me alone :(
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    Welcome to Jooka's 2nd annual* PS4 Giveaway!

    We have Titcon 5, gentlemen. I underestimated how hard it is to properly write on your own chest and take this angle photo. Must be an innate talent women are born with. Also, I realized that maybe if you crop it and filter enough my tits could almost pass for small chick titties in the right...
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    Ghost Recon: Wildlands

    I can't wait to try this game when my PS4 comes in! Fuck! Hoping some of the complaints from closed beta are better in open.