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So the compulsive lying suicide girl is moving out of her boyfriends finally; they're done. Operation home wreck complete.

Johnny, you're quickly becoming my new internet hero.

Lying to kick it.

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Get on that A train! San Francisco QB Alex Smith says he loved playing for Cleveland Browns offensive coordinator Norv Turner

Sorry. I'm insecure.

Fuck you guys lol. Have you ever even been to Cleveland? Do you even lift?

damn... we weren't getting trolled.

Yeah, you guys don't even lift.

I usually tip $2 for every $10 on the bill. Adjust base on service. End of story.

Yeah she's a fucking firecracker in the sack. I guess I was being a bit disingenuous saying just fuck buddy's, but this sorta seals the deal for me. Just an fyi, she went to the hospital last night because of a panic attack, bleh.

Holy shit Famm, you fucking nailed it. That could not have defined her any better.

On a completely related note it seems like the Suicide Girl is a compulsive fucking liar. The weird thing though, she only lies about the most random stupidest shit ever. Exhibit 1, when we met she told me she had her nipples pierced. She doesn't have them pierced nor have they ever been. At...

Best idea you've had yet.

This looks like a troll. I can tell from how over the top stupid this guy is and from seeing quite a few trolls in my time.

Yeah bro, I think she's really into your money.

Question. Does she charge black guys more or less?

Sounds like a classy girl. Introduce her to your kids, scumbag.

rolf

She looks like she can take the cock... like 10 a night, minimum.

Lewis stabbed a mother fucker and had his boys take the fall. I'm sure on his list of moral dilemmas this isn't too high. He'll probably just pray about it and get over it.

Is this where I post dubstep tracks or is dubstep still not considered EDM? Time for something different

Best show on TV atm.

holy shit that gif is brutal.

That Cara chick. EDIT: Keep the titties out of the SFW forums. -Soy

Lol @ 1:50. But seriously, who gets hurt in the gulf war? That Coldplay song playing with ANY story in the background and everyone will be like omgz so inspirational!!

You fucked her in the butt bro, you're safe.

Ray Lewis...

Non stop close ups of Ray Lewis here we go... fml

wtf

Big possession here.

Still a lot of game left fools.

Wow

I would not have expected the Ravens to still be in this or leading at this point.

Since we're critiquing sports journalists and shows, I hate Stephen A Smith. The angry black man stick is so annoying. Where are the angry white journalists?

To hide the fact he likes cock.