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  1. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Mental illness on full display.
  2. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Simile of the day, Trevor Lawrence is to Blaine Gabbert as trash is to garbage.
  3. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Lol. The ‘almost there’ team that Alex Smith went to was ‘almost there’ until they moved on from Alex Smith.
  4. SimSimSalabim

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Didn’t you see? Some interns recreated the first 6 final fantasy games for mobile from scratch with worse-than-original pixel art. What more can you ask for??
  5. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I predict that the top QBs are going to kind of cancel each other out and Taylor will grab league MVP.
  6. SimSimSalabim

    NBA 2021-22 Season Thread - [Insert Whitty Title Here]

    Props to Vince Carter on reinventing his game and retiring as 6th all time on 3 pointers made. I know he did it over a very long career, but 15 years ago most people probably thought he’d be done once he wasn’t dunking over people anymore.
  7. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    If it saves just one life is now if it prevents one more athlete from having to deal with possibly the sniffles and maybe a mild cough, little bit of a headache.
  8. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Went back and watched the play a couple of times to try to make a "its not as bad as it looks" response. Its pretty fucking bad. 49 takes the worst fucking angle possible, considering he has 24 on the outside to keep Kelsey contained to the middle of the field. 43 is in some kind of energy...
  9. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Bosa so tired hes giving 0 effort and may as well not be on the field.
  10. SimSimSalabim

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Gameplay aside, D3 was the product that really affirmed to me that blizzard can not, or can no longer, write. The first time I noticed it was leveling in WotLK as the Lich King functioned as a Saturday morning cartoon villain, but D3 is what really sealed the deal. The exact moment was...
  11. SimSimSalabim

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I was ready to thumbs up the cinematic, until near the end when Uther says “The Jailer is deceptively cunning.” And I’m reminded how they’ve failed to show that for the entire expansion. We have no reason to believe the Jailer is any kind of mastermind other than constantly being told so, and...
  12. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    It’s hard to imagine Garopolo on the team next season with the way his contract was structured. They can release him only owe $1.4 million towards the cap, if they keep him it’s like $26 million. And if you aren’t starting Trey Lance next season then what the fuck did you trade all that draft...
  13. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Jimmy G is a likable dude, imo, and I’d much rather have him be the face of the franchise than the embarrassment that was Kaepernick. It just sucks that he has made 0 progress towards becoming a better QB in the last 3 years.
  14. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Certainly within NFL circles a more empirical analysis of the game exists beyond just counting stats for players. Would be nice to be able to see stuff like this more easily. Personally I’d like to see right on the main NFL stats page: yards from PI attributed to the QB and Receiver, some...
  15. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Falcons offense hasn’t looked good in a month. So of course they’re going to put up 38 on tampa.
  16. SimSimSalabim

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Lol. Shadowlands storyline had so much potential. But Instead of the Jailer being some kind of lawful-evil figure whose motivation to undo reality hinged on his belief that the cycle of life and death was unfair, we get evil Jailer who does evil things because he’s evil. I believe they pulled...
  17. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Patriots have definitely been the best team the last 6 weeks, if not all season. That coveted Bucs-Pats super bowl that would probably break viewership records is a real possibility. Mac Jones has been impressive and he should only get better, it must be nice to have the best coached franchise...
  18. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Imagine your team picking Goff over super bowl winner Carson Wentz and then trading Goff and high picks for 0-3 in playoffs over 11 years Matt Stafford.
  19. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Time to break up the Rams lmao!
  20. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Think back to the news articles talking about Shanahan being too tough on rookies and young players who make mistakes. Fuck up once and you’re in the dog house and never get the live reps needed to improve.
  21. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Maybe we can put Deebo in at CB. Couldn’t possibly make the secondary any worse.
  22. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Deebo has made me feel retarded since week 1 after I had him in my ‘cart’ in the fantasy draft for rounds 5-7 and passed and he was picked one pick before in round 8 when I had him queued up. The way they’re using him his agent could argue he’s worth the money of a top WR + more for playing RB...
  23. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    All of a sudden 49ers-Vikings is a mildly interesting game from a playoff standpoint.
  24. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Yep same here. I know Taylor is good but OF COURSE this is the week he channels LT/Priest Holmes.
  25. SimSimSalabim

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Oh oh, and then she marries Magni and they have little dwarf-elf crystal god children, just as they'd been planning ever since introducing Sylvanas in Warcraft 3.
  26. SimSimSalabim

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    It’s bad enough the talking media heads that know better but choose to spread false information for their narrative. But what really grinds my gears is the number of people who are convinced in their own head that every ‘protester’ at a BLM ‘rally’ is there for the social justice cause. Be it...
  27. SimSimSalabim

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    How the fuck can someone go into law enforcement in the Portland area and not have just fucking left yet?
  28. SimSimSalabim

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Yeah, it's almost like segmenting your story so that players only get a piece of the whole thing is fucking retarded.
  29. SimSimSalabim

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    1) because the Kenosha riots were in response to police shooting (killing? I don’t even know if this fucker died) jacob Blake who was armed and had either raped or attempted to rape a woman. They use this to justify it as a race issue. 2) sheep feeding on MSM purposeful misinformation that...
  30. SimSimSalabim

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Everyone should just be laughing that blizzard can’t even do something as simple as make a token diversity hire without fucking it up.
  31. SimSimSalabim

    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Where were you in April of this year?
  32. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Shit, with the way Jared Goff is just absolutely thriving there is NO WAY it's a Detroit problem. Detroit has had 2 of the most exciting and talented players at their respective positions just up and quit, while still playing the game at a high level, because playing for the franchise wasn't...
  33. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Its good to know the 49ers can cut ties with Garoppolo this offseason without much dead money, and then just shift that cash right on over to Deebo Samuel. Jimmy should already be writing most of his game checks over to Deebo anyway.
  34. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I hope to see an Ian Rapoport news drop tomorrow that the Rams are cutting OBJ because they realized how trash he is.
  35. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Makes no sense. 49ers secondary is so porous, if you don’t want to kick the FG just go for it with your normal offense.
  36. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    I’ll still be shocked if the final score isn’t something like 42-17 Rams. My confidence in this team is at a low point for the last 2 seasons and getting off to a hot start is just false hope.
  37. SimSimSalabim

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    They sell a lot of boxes because they come with a high quality sales pitch, Shadowlands was obviously no exception. Blizzard developers may be shit at actual game development now, but the company knows how to market to the masses who are ready to gobble up their product. The only hope...
  38. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    Gruden’s reputation went up amongst people with a brain.
  39. SimSimSalabim

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Wow, nothing here even exciting enough to get me to resub with gold just to check it out. Unfortunately the number of people who eat this shut up is a large enough group to keep this company a ‘success’. They’ll continue to eat their slop and beg for more. I know I did for years. But...
  40. SimSimSalabim

    2021-2022 NFL Season: Deshaun Watson will die a Texan!

    well it’s been about as perfect a bye week for the Bucs as they ever could have hoped for, especially if this game keeps going the way it is.