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  1. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You should really know better than to challenge the sperg detective squad. Nothing good comes of it.
  2. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My mind is still completely bottled. I can't reconcile it at all, which is fine because I don't need to; it's their thing. But it burns my brain. OH THE DISSONANCE.
  3. Haast

    Pokemans and how to catch them with your phone - friend codes in OP

    Yep. Besides the free park invasion events, I've seen a bunch of businesses posting events saying they're in range of stop(s) and will lure them between x and y time, come out for discounted food/drinks/whatever and catch em all.
  4. Haast

    Pokemans and how to catch them with your phone - friend codes in OP

    Downloaded the game to see what the hype was about. Walked around for about 3 miles the first night, the nearby park had some stops and a gym. Went to the main park in town last night, it had a shitload of stops and gyms. Lures were up often. Easily 100+ people playing the game at 10:30-11pm...
  5. Haast

    DOOM

    Bought this during the Steam sale. I haven't had a ton of time to play, but it's been a lot of fun. Thanks for the tip on Wolfenstein: NO, will have to check that out in the future.
  6. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, more or less. It hinges on whether or not she flips out when the chat happens and it starts with "I went to a lawyer and now you need to sign these legal docs..." Again, all the red flags are there (every Onoes story ever). Ex wife is not doing so well $$ wise, sees him making a lot...
  7. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, I'm infuriated that a lawyer gave you the EXACT SAME FUCKING ADVICE I gave you a few pages back, verbatim. So the lawyer knew a way to help CYA on the retarded under the table child support? Interesting. So it was really good advice to see a lawyer and learn how to properly cover...
  8. Haast

    Apartment Woes

    2-4 weeks typically. Heavy duty odor absorbers make a big difference if you can identify the source area.
  9. Haast

    Apartment Woes

    I had the misfortune of a similar problem. A squirrel had snuck in my attic and fell to its death in the space around the chimney. It wasn't possible to reach the dead animal without tearing up a bunch of stuff, so I had to put some heavy duty odor eaters in the fireplace and let the problem...
  10. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't think he's a bad person at all. He just mishandles some things and comes up with bad explanations/excuses instead of just owning the problem and fixing it. My impression is he handles most things well. How his wife chooses to handle things is her business, he just needs to make sure...
  11. Haast

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Didn't get wings, and I had trouble finding the pet goblins even. I think I only got 4 or so, and near the end I was running specifically for goblins. The collectibles persist to future seasons, right?
  12. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    There's a fine line between being positive and irresponsibility/denial. People give you good advice, and you start ranting about how awesome your life is and everyone else is just trying to drag you down. That gets irritating. You call your ex-wife stupid and lazy, but she figured out how...
  13. Haast

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Eat, Pray, Love author is ditching her husband. Eat, Pray Leave. EDIT: Actual woman pictured below. Not exactly Julia Roberts.
  14. Haast

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Dr. Rockso approves of the portraits. Looks like DH and WD have their good sets in rotation. Any others worthwhile?
  15. Haast

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    When I click the link, it is showing a 75% discount. Am I missing something?
  16. Haast

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Did the math, this is correct. 85 mph @ 45 ft will arrive in 0.36 s. 100 mph @ 60 ft will arrive in 0.41 s. So you'd have 50 ms more reaction time to a 100 mph fastball.
  17. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    From what I read he did, or rather his wife did by fudging the state assistance system. So at least she is defrauding them for a good cause. Onoes made it pretty clear that since the family insurance plans at work were not to his liking, he was OK letting his kids go uninsured. It probably...
  18. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Onoes' potential fatal flaw is always believing "it will all work out OK". It's good to stay positive, but it is reckless to let that positivity undermine your security. Like believing your kids will be OK and therefore not insuring them, or believing you can participate in state assistance...
  19. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    50-50 can still require child support to help level out their situation between the two households. At least, that's the reasoning. How it plays out doesn't always match. Onoes will have to clarify, but I read it as they elected to keep the state health insurance which cost Onoes money on...
  20. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I lol'd. Onoes, I read your whole post. I know you're a positive guy and like to put the best spin on things, and many people on the forum are happy to skewer you when things go wrong. That said, you aren't a lawyer, and she has a lawyer (or pseudo-lawyer) friend feeding her bad info. At...
  21. Haast

    Silicon Valley

    "Hello Erlich, this is you as an old man. I am ugly, and dead... alone". Jin-Yang wins at prank calls.
  22. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I lol'd. MoonBat and a_skeleton_03 both know they can throw together a "hurr durr look at me" post and others will oblige their attention grab for as long as they please. A stark contrast to, say, Column, which is what happens when fetal alcohol syndrome meets 2 tons of uncut meth and a...
  23. Haast

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    We've whipped some starving loser countries. But we fold against real competition pretty quick.
  24. Haast

    Speedrunners (competitive multiplayer platformer)

    It's fun, but I'm bad at it. Definitely takes some practice.
  25. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How many purps are you getting per bang, and does your husband get a cut of the phat lewts? Maybe that's what he's actually jacking to. With that softball lobbed up, someone had to take a swing.
  26. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Big Khane killing it today.
  27. Haast

    Veep

    I must have missed this. Because I thought she was just an insufferable midwestern cunt playing off her husband's ethnicity for votes.
  28. Haast

    Veep

    Well, next season should be very different.
  29. Haast

    Dreadnought

    To clarify, I don't have a super-secret insider connection. I visited their booth at a show and they gave me a few extra keys to share, which have been handed out now. If I happen to locate an extra one that got misplaced, I'll make it available. But I don't anticipate having more.
  30. Haast

    Ghostbusters (2016)

    I'm listening to the Huey Lewis song right now. There's similarity, but it's not nearly as bad a ripoff as that Robin Thicke date rape song was of the Marvin Gaye's Got To Give It Up.
  31. Haast

    Dreadnought

    The three keys I found are sent out. If more become available, I will send them (starting with Nidhogg).
  32. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    There's some delicate blood vessels in the area, which probably get damaged in a butthole blitzkrieg.
  33. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

  34. Haast

    Dreadnought

    Ok, I've had three responses (including Hatorade's). I should have 3 keys, I'll check on those & send them when I get home. If I have any past that I'll post, but I think that's all I've got.
  35. Haast

    Dreadnought

    Is anyone looking for a beta key? I may have a couple available, will check if there is interest.
  36. Haast

    Silicon Valley

    Sure. That works too. Point being, any competent technical marketer would know to steer the fuck away from Skynet sounding stuff. It's worded that way because it's funny to watch Richard sperg out trying to explain why his app won't cause the robo-apocalypse to mouth breathers.
  37. Haast

    Silicon Valley

    Easy, don't use Skynet-invoking language like "it learns on its own without supervision". Just say the the platform adapts to your usage to compress your data better and moves it where it can be accessed the fastest. Same thing, except the latter doesn't sound like it will send a robot back in...
  38. Haast

    Silicon Valley

    There were multiple problems. That one could have been solved with an approachable tutorial (not fucking clippy/pipey, which was much funnier). Most of the cloud storage apps have something similar that explains their high level function and usefulness. So.... again, plot device.
  39. Haast

    Silicon Valley

    Yeah, this thread is getting close to arguing the specifications of the warp drive on the Enterprise. The UI is 500x more complex than it needs to be. Why? Because plot. That shit would be ironed out in a week or less by a real company, and the sex & coke parties with kiddie pools full of...
  40. Haast

    Silicon Valley

    Because the plot demands tension!