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  1. Haast

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    From links in the article, a local station released the text records ofJackie and her crush RyanandJackie's alter ego Haven toying with Ryan. The depth of crazy is impressive.
  2. Haast

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    In this episode, UVA Jackie finds out courts aren't nearly as gullible as clickbait writers posing as journalists.
  3. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The difference is likely in the quality of relationship you have with your wife vs Fifey had with his ex (which sounds similar but worse than my current situation). As you've described, you are having fun with your wife at these events and she is finding ways to get involved. In Fifey's case...
  4. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds like you are rounding the corner from the miserable part to the optimistic part. Good stuff.
  5. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yes, this is a better-written version of how I envision a proper relationship.
  6. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yikes, that sounds worse than my situation. Really makes you wonder what is going on behind the scenes. That's pretty harsh. I don't think of her badly, even if certain things bother me or if things aren't working out. She's genuinely nice and means well, and she's been a lot kinder than the...
  7. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pondering this is what gave me dissonance.
  8. Haast

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I believe J49 has posted a note from Capri before. Too lazy to search back for it.
  9. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, she insists it was a grand time and we should do it again. I'm thinking "yeah, as long as you stay home". I told her she looked miserable the entire time and my friends were concerned (really, they were annoyed/pissed off). "Nope, it was lots of fun". This gave me fierce cognitive...
  10. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We're both mid-30s and would like kids, so we both would prefer to know where the longer term is going. I feel like you have a pretty good handle on how someone is after ~1.5 years when you are both in your 30s.
  11. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The 2nd one, sort of. I do like having people come along with me to do things in general. However, when someone is coming along to something they don't enjoy just for the sake of proximity and that is a habitual practice, it becomes a negative. The most illustrative instance: I had a nerdy...
  12. Haast

    J49: An Erotic Life

    LOL, told you guys everything is $10 in J49 world. Agreed. For science. I mean, Steven Levitt got accolades for analyzing the bookkeeping of a drug ring. You'll be advancing the field of social economics, J49.
  13. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We do not live together. I'm failing at typing up the explanation; it's late and I've already deleted like 5 different explanations because I'm not a great writer. I'll keep it short. She wants to spend as much of her free time with me as possible, and presumes I'd like the same despite...
  14. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I did read everyone's posts, but this is an eerily accurate description. We just aren't that well matched, resulting in a lack of personal connection and annoyance when she pushes to spend max time with me. Maybe the way I'm writing this sounds like excuses or not knowing what's going on...
  15. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I had a good idea, given that I've already discussed the matter with those close to me and got similar responses. Just curious what impartial people thought, if their opinion changed at all. Sucks, but sounds like it is back to the drawing board relationship wise. With a likely painful exit...
  16. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You don't sound like an asshole. It's a valid point.
  17. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Being blunt, she isn't. Yeah, co-dependent is the word I should have used in place of clingy. And if anything, I've caught her paring down her activities and time alone with friends when I've practically begged for her to do more things solo.
  18. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm not sure how you call out someone's social awkwardness without being an epic asshole, so that I haven't addressed specifically. Which plays directly into the friendship aspect. I think she views us as great friends, whereas I feel like we have less to talk about than normal friends would...
  19. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I excused the problems at the start because I saw a lot of potential. Unfortunately, the friendship part of the relationship hasn't developed the way I hoped, making other flaws more grating. That some close friends and family are lukewarm on her at best and haven't warmed up to her over time...
  20. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You aren't the first person to give that assessment. So that probably says something. Sigh. It sucks because I do care about her, and she tells me "you're the best thing in my life" or similar often. However, that ends up being a negative due to the clinging aspect. It's like watching...
  21. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So bros, I'm at a critical juncture with the GF. We've been dating for over a year, we're both in our mid 30s, and I think both of us would prefer to know if we're moving forward or moving on. She's made it clear she'd prefer moving forward; the decision is in my lap. The tl;dr is that our...
  22. Haast

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Dude, he'll just give her mom $10. In J49 world, $10 solves everything. Need a beej? $10. Need heroine? $10. Need rehab? $10. Need to suppress witness testimony? $10.
  23. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I had never heard of that before. Damn, that was dark.
  24. Haast

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Not saying they are impossible solo, but they are very group-oriented. For non top-end players (like myself), a group is more of a necessity.
  25. Haast

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    They did drop the no-set thing, but most of the S6 conquest stuff is heavily group-skewed. Not sure if that is really better. Season 6 conquests
  26. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Very good news, sir.
  27. Haast

    April Fool's 2016

    BLUEBALLED SO HARD In other April Fool's news: Google's Mic Drop joke backfires EDIT: Which Sulrn apparently posted right before me.
  28. Haast

    Crazy Neighbors Thread

    Yeah, basically. Like when you call in for a billing problem, you can go ballistic on whichever poor soul picks up the phone (this was my ex's favorite approach). And they'll still have to help you (sort of). Or you can choose to be nice to them, tell them you understand that whatever policy...
  29. Haast

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Season 5 ending soon Season 5 ends April 15th Season 6 starts April 29th
  30. Haast

    Crazy Neighbors Thread

    Prank them to death with a tire iron. Pranksters with Christopher Walken EDIT: GDI, can't get Hulu to embed.
  31. Haast

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Fucking lol, Southwestern making the news. It's a tiny liberal arts school (1500 students) north of Austin. You've never heard of it. You think you have because the name is so goddamn generic, but you've never heard of it. They probably have 10 black kids on their entire campus. Taste the...
  32. Haast

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I'm sure your minor illness has made her forget all about hoors and STDs. Go for anal.
  33. Haast

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    It'll be interesting to see what the Haedrig's Gift sets are for this season. That will probably guide my first class choice.
  34. Haast

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Look at the stubby little meaty paws on that hambeast! I'd be mad at the world too if I was a malformed chud.
  35. Haast

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    New season announcement should be coming soon, shouldn't it? 2.4.1 has been on the PTR for a while, season started Jan 15. If a season is about 3 months, the 2 week warning should be coming in a week or two. Any word on this I've missed?
  36. Haast

    Microsoft's AI Program Goes Racist, Promptly Turned Off After One Day Active

    So they made an AI that was supposed to act like a teen online, then were surprised when it was an edgelord? Sounds like working as intended to me.
  37. Haast

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    What could that picture be used for? I know! Services offered: - Placing parts that require less than a mm of accuracy with a wrench. Like a boss. OR - Crudely ripping BGAs off your PCB to send a message to other parts thinking of acting up. Either way, sign me up.
  38. Haast

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Sigh. I didn't see those classes as competitive. The majority of engineering students hung out in the lounge after class and worked on homework, labs and test prep together. Both guys and girls. One of my two closest study partners was a girl and she was at least a 7.5.... so an engineering...
  39. Haast

    J49: An Erotic Life